Things that have put a smile on your face today

[ABSTRUSE]

Yeah, but we taught that bitch!

I think she's still trying to scrape up those nickels we super glued to her walker.

~lucky

I liked the vaseling on her comode personally.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I liked the vaseling on her comode personally.

PMSL

Holy shit! Remember the time she stole two of your Krispy Kremes?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

PMSL

Holy shit! Remember the time she stole two of your Krispy Kremes?

Sorriest ass day of her life, I licked everyone of her chocolates her son gave her and put them back in the box. That was after I short sheeted her bed.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sorriest ass day of her life, I licked everyone of her chocolates her son gave her and put them back in the box. That was after I short sheeted her bed.

Yes! That was priceless. And when we sat in the hall shooting spit wads at the back of her bouffant while she was eating them! Oh god, PMSL again! Wonder if she ever got all those things out. Her beautician must've been PISSED!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes! That was priceless. And when we sat in the hall shooting spit wads at the back of her bouffant while she was eating them! Oh god, PMSL again! Wonder if she ever got all those things out. Her beautician must've been PISSED!

Oh, remember the time you told Old man Cannaloni that you were my daughter and I wanted to go out with him, but I was shy and you told him to meet me after bingo outside and then we locked him out and ate his fruit basket...LOL

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh, remember the time you told Old man Cannaloni that you were my daughter and I wanted to go out with him, but I was shy and you told him to meet me after bingo outside and then we locked him out and ate his fruit basket...LOL

Yeah that peckerhead was all kinds of wound up at the thought of getting into your girdle!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yeah that peckerhead was all kinds of wound up at the thought of getting into your girdle!

Then I pretended I had a memory lapse and pretended not to know him...lol.

He still gives me his jello cup now and then.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Then I pretended I had a memory lapse and pretended not to know him...lol.

He still gives me his jello cup now and then.

Well that's a step up from offering up his ear wax collection.

Hey, whatever happened to...oh what the fuck was her name...I can't recall it but you know the old bitch at the end of E-Hall...you know the one I'm talking about...used to streak the nurse's station every Thursday afternoon at 3:29 p.m.?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well that's a step up from offering up his ear wax collection.

Hey, whatever happened to...oh what the fuck was her name...I can't recall it but you know the old bitch at the end of E-Hall...you know the one I'm talking about...used to streak the nurse's station every Thursday afternoon at 3:29 p.m.?

Flossy the Flapper? Sad news, she tripped over dirty Arnies cane and broke her hip.

 

[doormouse]

What put a smile on my face today:

Seeing a poem dedicated to me on a sig line.

Thanks hon, it made my day ;-)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My friend Charley being nice to me....oh wait, that makes me do this...

 

[Guest]

My friend Charley being nice to me....oh wait, that makes me do this...

The thing that sucks about this is that now... i have to actually pay her...

damnit!

 

[Honey123]

Writing a stupid reply....has me laughing and smiling!!

 

[cloudy]

A wonderfully supportive chat with Lucky last night about a really, really bad thing.

Thanks girl.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

A wonderfully supportive chat with Lucky last night about a really, really bad thing.

Thanks girl.

I'm always here, sweetie. Everything's gonna be alright.

*hugs*

~lucky

 

[matriarch]

A wonderful evening, with an equally wonderful woman.

 

[cloudy]

A wonderful evening, with an equally wonderful woman.

Good for you.

 

[Guest]

making a huge decision.. i think.. scared but we shall see...

a special persons voice.. putting up with my silliness.. my ups and downs and in the end, just making me smile that secret smile.

listening to kat sing.. as always

seeing thea dress up for the midget / little person birthday party we went to tonight.. what a princess.

 

[Just-Legal]

Seeing a group of people i haven't seen in a while and catching up!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Friends.

 

[doormouse]

Lisa Denton made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt!!!

Thanks hon, made my day

 

[alyxen]

Seeing the smile on my wife's face as we sat outside watching lightning arc across the sky tonight. (and Lucky's current AV)

 

[SensualMale]

PMs with a friend on here

 

[destinie21]

Just a moment ago I had a sweet thought that put a smile on my face. It was the day after Renza and I moved into our own place no parents no boarding school and no "real" adults. The both of us were both newly 18 and living in what was loosely called a "studio" it was more like a bedroom but whatever. I woke up and she was already awake looking at me and she said "We live alone no parents." Not being a morning type person I may have grunted or something at which point she jumped up (still on the matress and bouncing around)

"Do you know what this means?"

With no chance of getting anymore sleep I sat up and probably wondered what she was talking about. "Parties?" I asked her

"No silly cup cakes and soda for breakfast."

that's what we had too (Somehow at 7 am on a saturday I ended up walking to the corner store. I still say she put a spell on me or something.)

 

[Guest]

(Somehow at 7 am on a saturday I ended up walking to the corner sore. I still say she put a spell on me or something.)

simply lovely..

dest and renza.. put a smile on my face this morning.