Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

Marry me.

 

[loquere]

God, you have so many wrinkles.

 

[loquere]

It snowed again, we should pause and you should go shovel it.

 

[loquere]

You should get penis reduction surgery.

 

[loquere]

You need to get your stomach stapled.

 

[loquere]

You're crushing me you fat fuck.

 

[Handley_Page]

Have you had your Viagra ?

 

[Javahead]

Have you had your Viagra ?

Wouldn’t that depend on whether it was in a tone of frustrated dissatisfaction or exhausted happiness?

“You had a vasectomy, right? Today’s my fertile day.”

 

[loquere]

Welcome to the killing pit.

 

[loquere]

Welcome to fight club.

 

[loquere]

Welcome to my cabinet meeting I'm President......

 

[Ian_Snow]

"Hold my flamethrower."

Wait... okay, yeah, I'd love to hear that.

 

[Handley_Page]

" Order . . . ARMS"

 

[loquere]

What time is it, I only ask because there are two different times in life. There's a time for fucking, and there's a time for dying. So I ask you again, what time is it?

 

[loquere]

My uber got here early, bye!

 

[loquere]

Can you make me a sandwich real quick?

 

[loquere]

I just peed inside you.

 

[loquere]

Bitch can you please stop bleeding all over me.

 

[loquere]

Your grandmother is so much better at head than you, no teeth, you can't beat that.

 

[loquere]

When you make me orgasm I'll tell you where I hid your heart medication.

 

[loquere]

We're good, I used the lube in the the big red jug I found in the garage. But I can't see you let me light the candles.

 

[loquere]

My water broke.

 

[loquere]

Is that a cop?

 

[loquere]

Is that a security camera?

 

[loquere]

Mother?