Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

"Okay.... So I'm going to need you to not freak out when the police storm in to arrest me."

 

[loquere]

"You're an obese bitch!"

 

[loquere]

"I want to put my head in yo pussy.... No my human head ."

 

[loquere]

"You are so lucky to have my cock in you baby."

 

[Twalter22]

Done?

Ok, now go down stairs and wait by the door Bernie will be here soon to get me off

 

[loquere]

"How many men have there been before me?"

 

[loquere]

A crowd of people laughing and pointing at you.

 

[loquere]

"Wave at the webcam, to my boyfriend."

 

[loquere]

"I just sharded."

 

[loquere]

"Suck my cock right, you dumb bitch."

 

[loquere]

"I'm Dick Cheney & I want your vote."

 

[loquere]

"My moms moving in tomorrow."

 

[loquere]

"Huh it could have been better."

 

[fairyqueen]

Hold on I need to take this call, it's my wife.

 

[loquere]

"Your mine forever, if you ever leave me I'll cut your cock off."

 

[SamScribble]

'Oh, damn. You're Cynthia, aren't you? I thought you were Marianne. You two look so alike, it's uncanny.'

 

[JKendallDane]

words a female never, ever wants to hear:

Sorry, but I have to be honest. Your brother turns me on more.

 

[Handley_Page]

Which is my best side ?

 

[JWren]

Remind me, are you the postman or milkman?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

"By the way, I have AIDS."

 

[loquere]

words a female never, ever wants to hear:

Sorry, but I have to be honest. Your brother turns me on more.

This was good lol!

 

[loquere]

"God I'm bored."

 

[loquere]

"Make me a sandwich."

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Her: "There once was this Great Dane..."

 

[loquere]

Her: "There once was this Great Dane..."

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