Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

"I want a baby, now!"

 

[loquere]

"You were the biggest single mistake of my life. I'm going to kill myself."

 

[loquere]

"It was okay, I guess."

 

[loquere]

"Wrong!"

 

[loquere]

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[Handley_Page]

Hello ?
Police please. . .

 

[missNovember]

I was dating your ex... but I'm fucking you now to get back at them.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Oh shit. I forgot to take my interferon antiviral meds...

 

[JKendallDane]

"You've heard of 'live streaming' haven't you?"

 

[DesEsseintes]

"What do you mean, 'kinky'? It's just my school uniform."

 

[loquere]

"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you desire an attorney and cannot afford one, an attorney will be obtained for you before police questioning."

 

[loquere]

".....What was your name again.... Don't tell me, wait it's a ladies name right? At least tell me if your a man or a woman."

 

[loquere]

"So can I count on your Vote?"

 

[loquere]

"Why is there a camera crew in here?"

 

[loquere]

"Calm down I work for the IRS & this is just a routine part of your forensic audit."

 

[loquere]

"Was that really it.... I would have been better off using my fingers."

 

[loquere]

"Oh my fuck, my pinky is bigger than your penis, god must hate you."

 

[loquere]

"That was awful, your useless. Go kill yourself. I'm not joking here's some money to buy some rope."

 

[loquere]

"Oh I forgot to tell you, I'm married. You're fine with that right?"

 

[loquere]

"You're going to hell."

 

[loquere]

"Your breath smells like shit."

 

[loquere]

"Why do you have an instruction manual?"

 

[loquere]

"Are you a faggat or something?"

 

[loquere]

"My turn... why do you look so surprised, what do you think the strap on was for?"

 

[loquere]

"I usually don't let niggers touch me, but your just a pretty little cocksucking whore aren't you? I can't resist pretty little..... Ahhhhhhhhh you bit me ahhhhhhhh you bit my cock off!!!!!!!!"