Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[bbtp41]

Who's hand is that!?

 

[HeyAll]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

[Kitty]

"Freeze! Put your hands where I can see them!"

 

[loquere]

"....Bill Cosby?"

 

[loquere]

"That's not my name?"

 

[loquere]

"How old are you?"

 

[loquere]

"I know your a keen member of the NRA, but your safe here, you don't need the gun especialy not in there. I need to get in there too."

 

[loquere]

"I need to take a giant shit!"

 

[loquere]

"This was a mistake."

 

[loquere]

"Is it too late to do this with your hot friend instead?"

 

[loquere]

"Are you afraid of death?”

 

[loquere]

"Oh yeah I forgot im legally obligated to inform you..."

 

[loquere]

"Can I put a bag over your face?"

 

[loquere]

"I'm going to recommend that you go see a plastic surgeon ASAP."

 

[loquere]

"You know what, i'm not drunk enough to do this."

 

[loquere]

"Your the spitting image of my mom."

 

[loquere]

"Call an ambulance!"

 

[loquere]

"I am so sorry wrong room, it's not my fault it's dark and I don't have my glasses."

 

[loquere]

"Wow your utter crap at this, you are a failure of a man."

 

[loquere]

"Were you sprayed by a skunk?"

 

[loquere]

"Is that a tupe?"

 

[loquere]

"I know I just met you tonight but I want your baby."

 

[loquere]

“You’re fired.”

 

[loquere]

"I cheated on you... i'm so sorry!"

 

[loquere]

"I have a kinky request eat my shit, please?"