Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

"End scene."

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Hahaha! You're kidding... Right?

 

[seb12002]

whats that smell?

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Is that cash... Or charge? Sorry sir.. Your card has been declined...

 

[walkingeagle]

Are you in yet?

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Are you in yet?

Is THAT for real.... Hmmmm... Ok... Never one to back away from a challenge..

 

[walkingeagle]

Is THAT for real.... Hmmmm... Ok... Never one to back away from a challenge..

Can you tell I had a sex change?--

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Ohhhh my goodness... Did your Mama let you out of the house that way?? Here let me help ya out...

 

[TheOverlord]

Honey I'm home....

 

[JKendallDane]

The good news is the sex was good. Damn good.

The bad news is your witness protection detail fucked up real bad by letting us go off to a motel together. <click~click> Hope you have your will made out.

 

[loquere]

The good news is the sex was good. Damn good.

The bad news is your witness protection detail fucked up real bad by letting us go off to a motel together. <click~click> Hope you have your will made out.

Creative

 

[Handley_Page]

The good news is the sex was good. Damn good.

The bad news is your witness protection detail fucked up real bad by letting us go off to a motel together. <click~click> Hope you have your will made out.

Very Good

 

[loquere]

Very Good

"You were okay."

 

[loquere]

"It's cute, like a hamster."

 

[Handley_Page]

Surely, you jest ?

 

[loquere]

"In my opinion Adolf Hitler inhabited the best principles of modern leadership.... Wait .... your not a filthy Jew are you?"

 

[Everyday_Man]

Don't worry about condoms, I'm qualified to perform my own abortions.

 

[loquere]

"We're aloud to see other people right, or are we exclusive?"

 

[MirrorsImage]

*snicker*

 

[Hypoxia]

"Bad dog!"

 

[bbtp41]

This isn't a casual dining experience. This is the drive thru; I have three others in line behind you.

 

[FantasyXY]

Hurry up! My mom will be home any minute.

 

[Bonafide_Blonde]

Ho-hum . . .

 

[loquere]

“Good effort.”

 

[Everyday_Man]

Here, piggy, piggy.