Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

Fire alarm echoing

 

[loquere]

Sounds of police breaking down the door

 

[loquere]

The water bed is leaking

 

[Dianthus]

The water bed is leaking

That's not the water bed...

 

[JKendallDane]

Oh yeah baby...beg for it. Beg harder and louder. My live cam subscribers love it when someone begs.

 

[loquere]

Oh yeah baby...beg for it. Beg harder and louder. My live cam subscribers love it when someone begs.

HAH!!

 

[loquere]

With the news turned on, the anchor describing the person fucking you, as a suspect for serial killings.

 

[loquere]

"I pulled something good God I can't move, call an ambulance."

 

[Handley_Page]

"I pulled something good God I can't move, call an ambulance."

"Well, if you move a bit, I might be able to"

 

[MaryanneB]

I think you better leave. My dog is licking his chops and staring at your ass

 

[Ewobbit]

"I want what you want... Yes. That's it, Mr. Anderson. Look past the flesh. Look through the soft gelatin of these dull cow eyes and see your enemy! "

 

[loquere]

Snip snip

 

[Ewobbit]

"Au contraire, Mr. Fawkes. Failure is NOT an option."

 

[Handley_Page]

No, my lady.
That cold sensation round your leg is my pet python; she likes the warmth, you know.

 

[loquere]

"Mommy is that my new daddy?"

 

[Ewobbit]

"Are you' ladiesman217'?!"

 

[PattiJolene]

l cant climax...

 

[walkingeagle]

l cant climax...

Do you have any more?--

 

[PattiJolene]

Do you have any more?--

Can you did it again....

 

[walkingeagle]

Can you did it again....

Have you got any toys?---

 

[loquere]

"Yours is the smallest dick I've had tonight."

 

[chaste_tease]

I thought you said inches... not centimetres

 

[loquere]

"You should see a doctor about that."

 

[chaste_tease]

so tell me more about that operation you said you didn't want, maybe you should get it

 

[scorpio1121]

Oh! I,m so sorry ,I must have dozed off.