Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[49greg]

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[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Surprise !

 

[Handley_Page]

Hurry; it's raining. I've left the top down !

 

[loquere]

And your name is?

 

[loquere]

Snap, Crackle and Pop

 

[SimonDoom]

Don't worry about it, baby, the tests were negative. Most of them, anyway.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Your wife is on her way over and I left the door unlocked.

 

[Handley_Page]

I cannot help the taste;I blame that on my Meds.

 

[loquere]

What the fuck are you two doing?.... Where's my gat?

 

[Handley_Page]

What the fuck are you two doing?.... Where's my gat?

Mind if I get my Ammo ?

 

[loquere]

If you cum before me I will kill you.

 

[Handley_Page]

SFX: <click>
Oh shit; my back's gone

 

[JKendallDane]

You did that almost as well as my German Sheperd does.

.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Are we done yet?

 

[ChloeTzang]

Are we done yet?

Is it in yet?

 

[ChloeTzang]

Three minutes, this is a record....

 

[Handley_Page]

<click>
Next please. . .

 

[ChloeTzang]

<click>
Next please. . .

Hey, do you mind if Jimmy films this....

 

[Handley_Page]

Hey, do you mind if Jimmy films this....

As well ?

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'm still waiting on my TB test results.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Your credit card was declined!

 

[RNJAG]

What color do you think I should paint the ceiling? Mrs Smith got a new car today. Oh ya, I almost forgot, the dr called with your test results and I stepped in some dog shit cutting the grass. Did that guy at work finally get that raise? I gave your dad a blow job this afternoon. For all the good those supositiries are I might as well shove them up my ass, They're really hard to swallow. Jimmy got a detention today for not doing his homework again. Oranges are on sale this week at the market. Ouch! You need to cut your toenails! Where are you going?

 

[Handley_Page]

<click>

That's a wrap

 

[loquere]

And end scene!

 

[werdsmith]

a cracking sound from below, lol