Unpopular Opinions

[talk2meaboutart]

A nice handjob is preferable to a unenthusiastic blowjob.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

A nice handjob is preferable to a unenthusiastic blowjob.

Now that's a sentiment I can get behind

 

[NeonSubtlety]

yoga pants get all the fucking hype. But tight jeans did it first, did it just as well, and played it cool.

 

[papadoc19]

Steffi Graf is still better

 

[islandjoe2]

The networks should show more tampon commercials.

 

[TheOldWidow]

tight Levis are the best, on both men and women.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

The networks should show more tampon commercials.

 

[KalIsBack]

It should be legal to tape childrens' mouths shut for hours at a time

 

[KalIsBack]

Everyone should be allowed to have a free 5-10 second fondle once per day. Like if you see a really nice ass or a fantastic pair of breasticles. Just a short, no harm done, almost-clinical fondle to see what they feel like. *nodsnods*

 

[Leigh81]

Churches & all religious organizations should pay tax
People should spend the time that they bitch about something towards rectifying the problem

L

 

[ydahecnot]

Now that's a sentiment I can get behind

Handjobs are sexiest standing, being given from behind, as if being stroked by a mysterious force

 

[KalIsBack]

Handjobs are sexiest standing, being given from behind, as if being stroked by a mysterious force

Read this as:

....as if being stroked by the Force.

Jedi porn, anyone?

 

[ydahecnot]

Cum, you must not

 

[KalIsBack]

Cum, you must not

I was good with Jedi porn until I imagined Yoda giving the handjob.

 

[ydahecnot]

Begun, the Cum Wars have

 

[KalIsBack]

Your lack of orgasm is disturbing.

 

[Leigh81]

One way to thin the herd (population) is to eliminate all people who watch TLC TV programs

L

 

[ydahecnot]

I bet Leigh knows some Jedi mind tricks

 

[KalIsBack]

These are not the nudes you're looking for.

*waves hand*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*lurks because I am loving the KY*

 

[numeniusa]

Yoda is seriously not tall enough to give an effective handjob from behind. Not without standing on a box...

I like this idea, though. I'm definitely going to try this.

 

[ydahecnot]

Yoda is a whirling dervish. No "light saber" would survive those ministrations

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I think that kids should be banned from pubs until they are 18...

Yes. And other adult events like bike week anyplace and FantasyFest.

We were in bars in New Orleans with strippers and topless women. Yet there were couples with kids preteen to early teens there. Men wanted me to flash but with kids I won't.

 

[numeniusa]

Now I'm wondering if Yoda even has actual functioning hands. I feel a wee bit underqualified now....

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Your lack of orgasm is disturbing.

How can you tell?