Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!
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I know it is a little off topic, but the items for sale here could be household items as well, if placed in a small alcove with prayer candles... Now before everyone jumps on me about the heresy of the items, just remember, I only brought the site to your attention, I in no way endorse the products....
http://www.divine-interventions.com
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I doubt if I could have said it any better.Cathleen said:LMAO!!! I have NEVER seen anything like those!!! Holy moly!!
Makes you wonder what Father Guido Sarducci would have to say.
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I wonder if his hair grease would have been a good lube?Cathleen said:LMAO!!! Oh gosh, he was a funny character!
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Hey, it was a legitimate curiosity. It made me wonder, also, if greasers from the 50's had an advantage in the I-need-some-lube department.Cathleen said:Ok Yank, go visit the SF thread!! LOL
Ever seen those little handmixers? The miniature ones, that are only good for whipping an egg or making something delicate like meringue? They are usually battery powered, because they are too small to really make an electrical cord practical.
Anyway. I found one of those while I was cleaning out a cabinet.
It has two attachments, and one is a very malleable wisk. And it has three speeds.
Interesting.
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Anyway. I found one of those while I was cleaning out a cabinet.
It has two attachments, and one is a very malleable wisk. And it has three speeds.
Interesting.
S.
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So did you time yourself for the other thread?sheath said:Ever seen those little handmixers? The miniature ones, that are only good for whipping an egg or making something delicate like meringue? They are usually battery powered, because they are too small to really make an electrical cord practical.
Anyway. I found one of those while I was cleaning out a cabinet.
It has two attachments, and one is a very malleable wisk. And it has three speeds.
Interesting.
S.
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I suppose it was crass of me to ask that question, but then I don't really care to beat around the bush all that much.sheath said:Nope. That's HIS job, remember?
I cannot be trusted to hold a stopwatch while I orgasm anyway, just ain't gonna happen.
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Hmmm...come to think of it...that stopwatch could be used for ALL kinds of cool things.
And now I'm sitting here looking at the two flashlights sitting on my desk. And a few lightsticks...you know, the ones used when you go camping and such?
That would be an interesting site, those lightsticks sliding in and out...let there be light...let there be darkness! lol
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And now I'm sitting here looking at the two flashlights sitting on my desk. And a few lightsticks...you know, the ones used when you go camping and such?
That would be an interesting site, those lightsticks sliding in and out...let there be light...let there be darkness! lol
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Women have all the fun.sheath said:
Seems to me some of those light sticks are quite thin so you could double them up for this use. Maybe even create a little light sculpture that excites as it excites.
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So many bad jokes are filling my head right now I am going to walk away from my keyboard before I do something rash.sheath said:Well, they are quite thin. So who says they can't be used on him as well?
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sheath said:Whew...
God ALMIGHTY, but I am so horny it's ridiculous...
In response to somebody, I think it was WickedEyes, who said a man couldn't put anything inside him...
Take lots of q-tips. Wet them down, get them really wet, and then dip them in lube. Generously. Stroke yourself until you are so damn hard it hurts...then gently, VERY gently, insert one of those q-tips. Just the very tip, no more. Feel the gentle stretch of it. Jerk off some more. Then add another one, if you want...and keep adding them, side by side, until you feel stretched...make it hurt if you want, hell, whatever floats your boat...then jack off. Hard. Until you feel that you are going to come...and pull those out, one by one, slowly...the pressure of your pulsing, throbbing cock and the need for release will absolutely drive you insane.
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Ok, I just want to say that I have tried this and it was one of the worst decisions I have ever made in my life. DO NOT TRY THIS EVER IT HURTS LIKE HELL AND YOU WILL BE REALLY REALLY MAD AT SHEATH !!
grrrrrr
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