Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[tn_greeneyez]

Ok, might as well embarrass myself

My list:

Tangle proof rubber bands

Clothespins (I know.....nothing new) but the Martha Stewart plastic ones are nice

Syringe used for injecting marinade into turkeys......with end cut off......makes a nice suction toy

Fake Fruit and veggies (banana, carrott, etc.)

English toffee coffee syrup

Jump rope with handles..........together or separately

Spatchulas, of course

 

[sheath]

Syringe used for injecting marinade into turkeys......with end cut off......makes a nice suction toy

Welcome to the thread, greeneyez! Ain't Tennessee lovely right now?

I was thinking, of turkey basters...they could be used to very efficiently fill up with something like warm water, then let loose inside right before you come...kinda like an added benefit of feeling that flooding warmth of a man's orgasm when a man is not around to provide one.

S.

 

[tn_greeneyez]

Thanks for the welcome. I might have to investigate that notion.

 

[sheath]

Ice cubes. How many will fit in naughty places?

The water hose. With the cool gadget attachment thingie, the one that sprays a light mist, a pulse of water, a steady stream, whatever...and when you're tired of plying your lover with every sensation the water can provide, slip off the attachment, slip the end of the hose into her pussy, and turn the water on. Then make her come with your lips and tongue while she is filled continuously with a cool, steady stream of water.

Can y'all tell it's hot down here?

S.

 

[WickedEyes]

Its so unfair... we guys can't stick things into our cock So limiting!

mmm... I know this is an odd one but I'd love to try to push a TV remote into a girls pussy, slowly, feeling each rib of the buttone as they pushed by her slit...

 

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[Phoenix Stone]

Hah -- found ya, Hooch! And if you're back on This thread, you must be feeling better!

Temperature's risin', hum-de-hum....

(aggh, hate that when people start feelin' all better before I even get a good rant out of it...grumble, grumble... )





Ps. so as to stay on topic and not be a thread hijacker -- but wicked eyes, you can stick yours In things, rub yours against stuff, hang stuff from it...! Seems like a pretty fair trade to me.
I'm thinking Pie here. The real thing. Berry pie, cream, lemon meringue. Not enough friction or pressure? YOu tell me, I wouldn't know. Or how about ice cream? Did you do that one? Could but seems a good, smooth, slightly resistant fit... for those hot summer days

 

[sheath]

It IS hot as hell down here.

Hot enough for...popsicles? Those really long ones. The only question is...would it take longer for a popsicle to melt in the summer heat, or in the heat of a woman? It would be a good race to attempt, don't ya think?

Ice cream...OOOH. Here's an idea. It might have been mentioned before, but hey, who cares, lol. Use ice cubes to get a certain body area cold as can be, then pour that instant shell ice cream stuff over it...watch it harden on skin...then nibble it off.

Lemonade...now THAT is an idea. Filled with ice cubes and lemon slices...pour the liquid in places where it can be gently licked away...use the lemon slices to ring certain places and then nibble away the inside...and the ice cubes, well, the imagination has no limits when it comes to THOSE things.

Yep, summer, it is a-comin'!

S.

 

[watergirl]

Oooooooo

I LOVE the ice cubes & hard shell idea... wow, that would just be SO much fun. Sighhhhhhhh.

 

[sheath]

Hmmm...

Those little clips that hold your hair back...I'm not sure what they are called, but they are on a spring, so that you can open and close them with one hand. Nice.

Rose petals. While attached the the rose, then pulled off one by one and used in a variety of interesting ways...until the bed is covered in them. Or the bath water...

Bubble bath. Big, fluffy bubbles, a body completely covered in them, and the signficant other has to find a way through the bubbles without actually touching them. That's lots of fun.

Leaves work the same as rose petals...

Weeping willow branches make good soft whips...

Suspenders and a tie from a nice suit make for good bondage...

One of those desk lights, with the flexible neck...used as a spotlight on someone who is tied down and vulnerable...ahhh, what a dominant edge that has!

Reading a sexy story...and acting out everything.

Watching a porn video and acting out every position right along with the actors.

I just found flavored lip gloss in my desk drawer...imagine tracing certain body parts with that, especially around nipples, the head of his penis...then licking until the flavor is gone.

*sigh*

S.

 

[sheath]

Whew...

God ALMIGHTY, but I am so horny it's ridiculous...

In response to somebody, I think it was WickedEyes, who said a man couldn't put anything inside him...

Take lots of q-tips. Wet them down, get them really wet, and then dip them in lube. Generously. Stroke yourself until you are so damn hard it hurts...then gently, VERY gently, insert one of those q-tips. Just the very tip, no more. Feel the gentle stretch of it. Jerk off some more. Then add another one, if you want...and keep adding them, side by side, until you feel stretched...make it hurt if you want, hell, whatever floats your boat...then jack off. Hard. Until you feel that you are going to come...and pull those out, one by one, slowly...the pressure of your pulsing, throbbing cock and the need for release will absolutely drive you insane.



S.

 

[sheath]

Queen Anne's Lace. Makes for a decadent kind of feathery sensation...

So does baby's breath.

S.

 

[sheath]

Sports items...

Golf clubs! The handles (those oh-so-nice leather grips), the heads (ever notice the ridges on that wedge?)...the accessories. Like the golf balls, the tees, the little clips on the bag, the club holders, the elastic ring at the bottom of the head covers...

And the cool thing? There's even a towel for cleanup.

Racquetball and tennis racquets...the grips, of course...but the heads might leave interesting marks on somebody's ass, maybe?

I'm sure there's more. Gives me something interesting to think about today.

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

Sports items...

Golf clubs! The handles (those oh-so-nice leather grips), the heads (ever notice the ridges on that wedge?)...the accessories. Like the golf balls, the tees, the little clips on the bag, the club holders, the elastic ring at the bottom of the head covers...

And the cool thing? There's even a towel for cleanup.

Racquetball and tennis racquets...the grips, of course...but the heads might leave interesting marks on somebody's ass, maybe?

I'm sure there's more. Gives me something interesting to think about today.

S.

Sports items, you ask?

I wonder if a woman could tell the difference between a forged golf iron and one that is investment cast.

Someone posted about using golf balls as benwa balls. I can imagine a sleeve of Titleists would make for some unusual internal excitement.

In college we played a version of racquetball with wooden paddles that had holes in them to make them a bit more aerodynamic. They would leave a heckuva mark on the skin.

A whole other aspect of sporting goods is the clothing. For example, think of the accessibility provided by a large basketball shirt or running singlet with the oversized arm holes. And oversized shorts, particularly the satin ones, could offer their own pleasures - both of the tactile variety and from accessibility.

And then, isn't it every guy's dream to make love with a woman wearing a catcher's mask?

 

[sheath]

A whole other aspect of sporting goods is the clothing. For example, think of the accessibility provided by a large basketball shirt or running singlet with the oversized arm holes. And oversized shorts, particularly the satin ones, could offer their own pleasures - both of the tactile variety and from accessibility.

I have found that wearing a football jersey and nothing else, especially if that jersey has said man's name across the back above his old college number, drives a guy just a little nuts.

S.

 

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[Cathleen]

Sports items, you ask?

I wonder if a woman could tell the difference between a forged golf iron and one that is investment cast.

Someone posted about using golf balls as benwa balls. I can imagine a sleeve of Titleists would make for some unusual internal excitement.

<snip>

Well Yankee.... I know the difference.... while I still have my old forged set... I only play with my whippy titanium set!!

And about those titleists.... think I will switch to Slazengers now!

 

[Cathleen]

Starbucks' Frappuccino bottles... a.k.a. "The Glass Condom"

omg!

 

[midwestyankee]

I have found that wearing a football jersey and nothing else, especially if that jersey has said man's name across the back above his old college number, drives a guy just a little nuts.

S.

Now I wish I'd been able to keep my old college track singlet and the matching satin shorts.

 

[midwestyankee]

Well Yankee.... I know the difference.... while I still have my old forged set... I only play with my whippy titanium set!!

And about those titleists.... think I will switch to Slazengers now!

White or orange?

90 compression or 100?

Surlyn or HPF cover?

408 or 432 dimples?


Choices....choices....

 

[sheath]

Yes folks, I am gonna do it... I am going to refute this one, even though it was made by Sheath, undisputed Queen of Erotica and Kink, and Owner of this thread.

My trust has been shaken, and badly. I thought WTF? but then thought, well, "SHE" must know, right? Well, let me tell you, it does NOT feel good, campers! (Can anyone say "catheter"?) LOTS of Water, LOTS of lube.... Nope. Ain't happenin' for this ol' boy again. Ever.

Be careful... Do not try this at home. (TV disclaimer: "Closed road course, professional drivers. Do not attempt.")

Unless of course, you are into S&M... after all, she IS the Queen of Kink... so.... ummm. No, I ain't gonna say no more.

*gasp*

Well...*blushing* Ummm...

But you know what? YOU had the balls to try it, my friend. To step out of the box.

Gotta love a man who does that!

S.

 

[sheath]

Starbucks' Frappuccino bottles... a.k.a. "The Glass Condom"

*snicker*

You know, Hooch...some things just need to be explained in a little more detail...



S.

 

[sheath]

Another idea...

So I was sitting in the living room floor, looking at my grandfather clock the other day. It's one of those old ones, the ones that have the weighted pulls that keep time. Anyway, I was looking at the design of it...and the weights are in a cone shape. Almost like a sugar cone for ice cream. That same shape.

They start with a somewhat blunt tip and then widen to about four inches or so across. I'm thinking...that would make a great anal toy.

Nothing in my house is safe, I swear.

S.

 

[Cathleen]

Went to the garden center today to pick out some plants for my deck. While planting my boxes I began to look at my garden tools in a whole new light.....especially the long handled ones. Brings new meeting to staying in touch with nature.

edit: So Sheath....perhaps nothing outside the house is safe either!