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Hi, JJ :)
so tell me, how do you like your eggs?

lmfao
I heard a guy used that line in a bar I worked in. I mean I ACTUALLY heard someone use that classic cheesy line.
I folded up laughing, especially when the girl he was chatting up came up with the classic response.

"How do you like your eggs in the morning, doll?"
"Unfertilised.... fuck off, loser."
:D :D :D


Eggs... anyway at all suits me. I'm a big fan of eggs. Fried, poached, scrambled, boiled, omeletted, etc.... eggs are eggs are good :D
Spam still sucks though :D

What's everyones opinions on prawns?
I'm also a big prawn fan..... well a fan of prawns in a big way, but also a fan of big prawns lol
:D
 
I love eggs, too.....
but I don't like it runny :D

and prawn... yes :D
very much...

I mean, prawn will always taste good no matter how you cook it..
just like eggs...
except when it's runny
:D
 
Well, I say you're damn lucky, coz I nearly typed the following...


You think you had a tingle then, imagine how bad it would have been if I'd went Vanilla Ice on you! ;)
:D :D :D

not nearly as much...he went ot the same Highschool as I did....wait, isn't that song Queen?

Pretty funny thread now...I am missing my scones, jam amd clotted cream afternoon tea fix now that I am back in the states.
 
I just ate mango
at 4.43 in the morning *laughs*

this is unhealthy thread for the woman in diet :D
 
lmfao
I heard a guy used that line in a bar I worked in. I mean I ACTUALLY heard someone use that classic cheesy line.
I folded up laughing, especially when the girl he was chatting up came up with the classic response.

"How do you like your eggs in the morning, doll?"
"Unfertilised.... fuck off, loser."
:D :D :D


Eggs... anyway at all suits me. I'm a big fan of eggs. Fried, poached, scrambled, boiled, omeletted, etc.... eggs are eggs are good :D
Spam still sucks though :D

What's everyones opinions on prawns?
I'm also a big prawn fan..... well a fan of prawns in a big way, but also a fan of big prawns lol
:D

I like eggs-I do make the best scrambled eggs in the world ever actually

i like prawns too just as long as they're not too big and meaty-remind me a little too much of giant insects especially when you have to pull their heads off

I'm still wonderin what a kaiser roll is though.......
 
not nearly as much...he went ot the same Highschool as I did....wait, isn't that song Queen?

Pretty funny thread now...I am missing my scones, jam amd clotted cream afternoon tea fix now that I am back in the states.

You do know none of us actually eat that stuff on a regular basis:D
 
For some reason,this thread is making me think of DR Seuss

http://www.cuckoodesign.com/blog/http://www.cuckoodesign.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/green-eggs-and-ham.jpg

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

I really likes Led Zepplin's version:eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Filjve7Bg
 
I like eggs-I do make the best scrambled eggs in the world ever actually

i like prawns too just as long as they're not too big and meaty-remind me a little too much of giant insects especially when you have to pull their heads off

I'm still wonderin what a kaiser roll is though.......

Ever??

Pretty ambitious statement.

Scrambled eggs on toast is my fave brekkie ever. When ya gonna cook me some? :p :D
 
oh sure :D

you will need

1. sausage(s) the thicker the better
2. mayo

cook the sausages (fry or grill)
add mayo

Voila :D

Sounds wonderful. Can't wait.

Yes, best served with fried onion gravy.....yum

Now that just rocks.

I wanna fried egg sammich.......runny egg so it runs down your fingers when you bite into it and you have to scoop it off with the tip of your tongue.....

Now that's just hot.

well..... we can share... aren't you hungry, too?
and if you're nice I will make you fried eggs :)
over hard :)

I like my eggs like I like my women: over easy. :D

Note: all the diner waitresses roll their eyes at that one, esp after 2AM.

I'm still wonderin what a kaiser roll is though.......

You're kidding right?
 
A little history of Spam

Recently celebrated its 50th anniversary. "SPiced hAM" tinned meat from the Hormel company was named in a contest in 1924. The handy meat-in-tins became an item of trade prized around the world, while boring and ultimately disgusting US soldiers in WWII. Spam is Hawaii's state food (more Spam eaten here per capita than anywhere else in the country.) Spam Musubi is a favorite finger food here. You slice up Spam, stir fry it in teriyaki sauce (or marinate it,) stick it on a block of squished rice and wrap a piece of nori around it, like a giant sushi. At a Spam cookoff, people made Spampenadas, pretty much regular old meat empanadas, with Spam, of course. One woman made Spampi and cut the Spam slices into little shrimp shapes before making her standard recipe. There were a lot of interesting things like Spam chip cookies and Tequila Spamrises (served by the Spamdinistas, of course.) One fellow fed Spam to his Venus fly trap and it died :-(
 
A kaiser roll is a large, sandwich roll. Saves you the trouble of googling ... LOL

How are you JJ?

Rox :rose:

Hey Rox :)
Yeah, I'm good. Been ridiculously busy, so I've hardly been on here in the last week, but I'm good.
How's you, hon?
:rose:
 
lmfao
I heard a guy used that line in a bar I worked in. I mean I ACTUALLY heard someone use that classic cheesy line.
I folded up laughing, especially when the girl he was chatting up came up with the classic response.

"How do you like your eggs in the morning, doll?"
"Unfertilised.... fuck off, loser."
:D :D :D


Eggs... anyway at all suits me. I'm a big fan of eggs. Fried, poached, scrambled, boiled, omeletted, etc.... eggs are eggs are good :D
Spam still sucks though :D

What's everyones opinions on prawns?
I'm also a big prawn fan..... well a fan of prawns in a big way, but also a fan of big prawns lol
:D

Reminds me of one i heard in a hospital

Patient to nurse

"Morning Angel, where's your wings?


Nurse replied "Wings are for the birds, and so are worms like you"


Nearly as funny as the way this thread has gone....
 
Reminds me of one i heard in a hospital

Patient to nurse

"Morning Angel, where's your wings?


Nurse replied "Wings are for the birds, and so are worms like you"


Nearly as funny as the way this thread has gone....

LMAO. Wonder what the OP thought when he looked in here. Probably didn't get the response he was hoping for. :D
 
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