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Like a little of each.Handjobs are better than blowjobs.
Of course I will happily take either or both but if having to choose I go handyLike a little of each.
I like to see the result of the effort.Of course I will happily take either or both but if having to choose I go handy
Ban.I do like pineapple on my pizza, occasionally.
Who doesn't?
Deviants, that's who.
That topic has been discussed on here so many times that it is no longer controversial.
Here is what you do with pineapple:
1. Buy a pineapple peeler and corer gadget
2. Peel and core pineapple using said gadget.
3. Remove the core and give to a lady friend as an organic pleasuring device
4. Slice the cored pineapple into rings
5. Give the rings to a male friend (or several friends if you have them which I very much doubt if the only controversial conversation you can have is over pineapple on fucking tomato covered dough) for him/them to stick his dick into
6. As a reward for achieving this task, order yourself a pizza with whatever fucking toppings you like on it
Cocaine should be legal for those over 55.
Not that I like to brag or anything, but I have a big enough mouth to do both at the same timeHandjobs are better than blowjobs.
I want to work in that old people’s homeCocaine should be legal for those over 55.
Gilfs and blow!I want to work in that old people’s home![]()
I would be your special pancake tittied nurse. I would even let you play with my nipples at the hem of my skirtGilfs and blow!
Clean up my drool will yaI would be your special pancake tittied nurse. I would even let you play with my nipples at the hem of my skirt![]()
Every drop. As you would be the sexiest fucker in the place, I would even pick up your pills from the gas stationClean up my drool will ya
Boner pills and beef jerky please.Every drop. As you would be the sexiest fucker in the place, I would even pick up your pills from the gas station
Shopping centres are public spaces but people might feel a bit sick if you took a shit in the middle of it 50 times a dayPublic forums are public forums.
I tried telling my wife that she has a big mouth perfect for blowjobs and hand jobs simultaneously, but I got out You have a big mouth" when she hit me LOLNot that I like to brag or anything, but I have a big enough mouth to do both at the same time
Not for me as the giver. Giving a handjob bores me, even if my pussy is being played with too. On the other hand (Handjobs are better than blowjobs.
Well fuck...I guess I'm just fucked on all accounts then. HahahaLooks being equal, women who curse and use profanity in their everyday conversation are less attractive.
Depends on where you choose to live.“Six figure salary” isn’t that great anymore
We’d have a lot less geriatrics. Peeps would die before 60Cocaine should be legal for those over 55.
This statement is way more controversial out of contextWe’d have a lot less geriatrics. Peeps would die before 60
This statement is way more controversial out of context![]()