deefalttwunnyfor
Worst sapiosexual
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I would too, if I my eyes weren't smashed against cakesI'd watch this too.![]()
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I would too, if I my eyes weren't smashed against cakesI'd watch this too.![]()
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Ohhh yea
*waits*I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. Either way, I'm sending over nudes to make sure
Yep *still waiting*pro file pic. Look, I didn't make it up, I think it's stupid too
Humble brag *waiting some more*No argument from me, I'm a big proponent
*refreshes for the last time *This thread feels like a PM that we're broadcasting to the world
I'm noticing a recurring theme... is it that you love asterisks?*waits*
Yep *still waiting*
Humble brag *waiting some more*
*refreshes for the last time *
Sigh
It's the star shape. Keeps me focused on chapter one. How's that hot boy anal coming along?I'm noticing a recurring theme... is it that you love asterisks?
Also, prepared to be disappointed![]()
I guess I'll jump in the 55gal againIt's the star shape. Keeps me focused on chapter one. How's that hot boy anal coming along?
Something more substantial?What did you think I was expecting?
I don't think you're supposed to cover your whole self in it .I guess I'll jump in the 55gal again![]()
It's ok. Your tiny peen won't get lost, cos my cunt isn't cavernous.Something more substantial?
Never had you down as the patient type*waits*
Yep *still waiting*
Humble brag *waiting some more*
*refreshes for the last time *
Sigh
I'd been drinking.Never had you down as the patient type
I don't eat fish: I grew tired of it.Overly picky eaters are a red flag.
I said it.![]()
I'm not OVERLY picky. Just that I usually order the bacon cheeseburger.Overly picky eaters are a red flag.
I said it.![]()
Or wear terrible shoes.People without nails on their smallest toes are higher on the evolutionary ladder.
Crocs?Or wear terrible shoes.
Nail biting crocsCrocs?
I am not overly picky. I will put anyOverly picky eaters are a red flag.
I said it.![]()
All we care about it is the multitudes of cocks in your mouth.I am not overly picky. I will put anycockthing in my mouth
Except pasta, mashed potato, coriander, cous cous, and any kind of offal
So is the word on the streetI am not overly picky. I will put anycockthing in my mouth
Except pasta, mashed potato, coriander, cous cous, and any kind of offal
Do you want me to let you know when I have room for a little one?All we care about it is the multitudes of cocks in your mouth.
Based on your starfish, my tiny tot will be the perfect fit!Do you want me to let you know when I have room for a little one?![]()
Yes pleaseDo you want me to let you know when I have room for a little one?![]()
You don’t get starfish on the first hook up, babeBased on your starfish, my tiny tot will be the perfect fit!
Do you want me to let you know when I have room for a little one?![]()