Baztrachian
Ars est celare artem
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Pineapple Belongs on Pizza
Whatever the fuck you like belongs on pizza so long as you like it.
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Pineapple Belongs on Pizza
Where I get my pastrami, that would get you barred for life!!I like mayo on a lot of things. Like burgers.
But a pastrami? Just some good whole grain brown mustard.
And mayonnaiseI believe we need to start having reeducation camps for people who like Miracle Whip
True story time....I took baked beans and potato salad to a grad department picnic. Man...people devoured them. I didn't even get to have any myself. Had people coming up to me as I was leaving....asking for my recipes. They never had such good vegan beans and salad. I laughed....who said they are vegan? People like what tastes bests...and if they don't know....9 times out of 10....they pick the one they think taste the best....attributing their approval to what they think is in it. Potato salad...has anchovy paste. And Miracle WhipI believe we need to start having reeducation camps for people who like Miracle Whip
Don’t be taking my Duke’s mayo. Them’s fighting words son.And mayonnaise
I think I might need proof of that some day missy.The Earth is not flat, it's as round as my sexy ass

Duke’s > Hellman’sDon’t be taking my Duke’s mayo. Them’s fighting words son.
Put up your Dukes boys...Duke’s > Hellman’s
I may need to circumnavigate in the name of explorationThe Earth is not flat, it's as round as my sexy ass
You going to bury a flag when you discover the font of youth?I may need to circumnavigate in the name of exploration
You can take the shortcut down the middle if you want babeI may need to circumnavigate in the name of exploration
I’ll plant something, but it ain’t gonna be a flag!You going to plant a flag when you discover the font of youth?
I bet that’s a hell of a landscape feature to follow.You can take the shortcut down the middle if you want babe![]()
I just dropped my sextant…You can take the shortcut down the middle if you want babe![]()
Take the dirty back road...I bet that’s a hell of a landscape feature to follow.
There’s probably a country song about that.Take the dirty back road...
Yes, I need more ammo for my rubber band slingshot.Back to controversy: We should bring back the penny.
For science going to have to explore both to verify this claim.The Earth is not flat, it's as round as my sexy ass
HP, babyThat bacon should have brown sauce
And fish and chips should be enjoyed with dandelion and burdock
A lad after my own heartHP, baby