What Are You Nosey About Today?? 🦝

Sean Austin
Seeking a role where I can use my experience to do something other than nothing. I need to support my titty pic habit.

Work Experience:
None

Qualifications:
Likes titty pics
Hard worker

Dear Sean Austin,
Your resume sucks. Surely you have more skills, abilities and experience than this. I’d be happy to help you spruce up your resume.
Sincerely,
The Naughty HR Lady 😉
 
Dear Sean Austin,
Your resume sucks. Surely you have more skills, abilities and experience than this. I’d be happy to help you spruce up your resume.
Sincerely,
The Naughty HR Lady 😉

This would be a fucking awesome user name!:D

That's it, it's gotta be in your signature. or a thread!
lol!
 
Dear Sean Austin,
Your resume sucks. Surely you have more skills, abilities and experience than this. I’d be happy to help you spruce up your resume.
Sincerely,
The Naughty HR Lady 😉

Yo HR lady boss bitch? I got a resume too. It’s quite huge. Mind taking a look? :D
 
Dude, pretty nosey about how many of my favorite Lit skanks will dress up for Halloween as Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time video.
 
Dear Sean Austin,
Your resume sucks. Surely you have more skills, abilities and experience than this. I’d be happy to help you spruce up your resume.
Sincerely,
The Naughty HR Lady 😉

Yeah, but no one gives a shit that I can tie an HDMI cable in a knot with my tongue or that I was once a stripper for a day.
 
If I could change my name I would change it to Cherry Button. I like it. Cherry indicates virginity, it is vibrant red, juicy but with a hard centre. Button gives a clitoral image and can also represent turning on (or off, but let’s hope not)

Off button? You? Amber?

You remind me of a car I once had. I had to keep going at least thirty miles an hour with the heater on full blast or the darn thing would overheat!

I'd say you should have Ratchet Man check your thermostat, but just the prospect of a service call might put you into overdrive. ;)
 
Off button? You? Amber?

You remind me of a car I once had. I had to keep going at least thirty miles an hour with the heater on full blast or the darn thing would overheat!

I'd say you should have Ratchet Man check your thermostat, but just the prospect of a service call might put you into overdrive. ;)
Being the sexually frustrated woman that I am, I read that as:

Going full blast until you made me overheat.

I will let you know that caused an oil leak even before I got to the part about Ratchet giving me a full service 😏
 
I’m nosey about how people feel about charts & tests that supposedly tell you about your personality. For example, a full astrology chart, the Myers-Briggs test, the Enneagrams, etc. Do you believe they’re at all accurate? Or are they completely bs? And even if you think they’re bs, what are you?

I think they’re fun & the tests can at least give some insight. And since I’m asking everyone else, I’m Cancer sun with Pisces rising & moon and an INFJ. I’ve never been able to figure out my Enneagram.
 
Being the sexually frustrated woman that I am, I read that as:

Going full blast until you made me overheat.

I will let you know that caused an oil leak even before I got to the part about Ratchet giving me a full service 😏



I've scheduled your appointment
 
I’m nosey about how people feel about charts & tests that supposedly tell you about your personality. For example, a full astrology chart, the Myers-Briggs test, the Enneagrams, etc. Do you believe they’re at all accurate? Or are they completely bs? And even if you think they’re bs, what are you?

I think they’re fun & the tests can at least give some insight. And since I’m asking everyone else, I’m Cancer sun with Pisces rising & moon and an INFJ. I’ve never been able to figure out my Enneagram.

I haven't looked at anything astrology related, although I do identify with some of the traits of a Capricorn, but haven't delved further. I have had both a Myers-Briggs and an Enneagram assessment recently done as part of a work leadership program.

I'm a M-B ESTJ (extraverted, observant, thinking, judging)
I'm a type 3 Enneagram - Threes are self-assured, attractive, and charming. Ambitious, competent, and energetic, they can also be status-conscious and highly driven for advancement. They are diplomatic and poised, but can also be overly concerned with their image and what others think of them. They typically have problems with workaholism and competitiveness. At their Best: self-accepting, authentic, everything they seem to be—role models who inspire others.

I think those are really spot on when I self assess. Part of the program was to identify who you are and how others view you and they have very good advice on how you can work with people who are different from you, especially when they're very different.
 
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