What Are You Nosey About Today?? šŸ¦

What was your most memorable e-bone experience?
Goodness. I can't just pick one. I think the multiple orgasm showed just how strong an emotional and sexual charge eboning can carry. But the times that she's done...things...she wouldn't ever normally do, because we'd created a kind of subspace where doing those things was the most perfect and rewarding thing she could imagine...

And too many others to count. I'm amazingly lucky.
 
It is funny in hindsight, I was quite taken aback at the time though. It's been a number of years and the memory is a bit hazy now. But I remember he started out all angry, and was acting tough, shouting and saying shit like "do you know who you're fucking with?".

I was pretty calm and denied, denied, denied. I was like Brett Kavanaugh at his confirmation hearings. I told him nothing was going on and to chill out and that I had to go. Then I got a hold of his wife who was at work and let her know about the shitstorm that was coming.

She smoothed things over with him and it just went away. However, it did freak me out for a day or two. I was wondering if I was traceable or whatever and considering the potential consequences to both of us. It was one of those come-to-Jesus moments where I thought I probably should leave Lit. Obviously that happened :rolleyes:

YOU LIKE BEER?

But that’s a crazy story
 
You're hired! But I have absolutely no idea what you're supposed to do. Amber? You got any ideas? :D
Well I think he has to somehow sell us (pimp) to other men that meet our requirements. They will need to say that they have been selected by him so that we know he is doing the job. He ain’t getting tittie pics for twiddling his thumbs (or whatever else he does with his hands).

PS have you got tittie pics to send him? If so, could you lend me some?
 
Well I think he has to somehow sell us (pimp) to other men that meet our requirements. They will need to say that they have been selected by him so that we know he is doing the job. He ain’t getting tittie pics for twiddling his thumbs (or whatever else he does with his hands).

PS have you got tittie pics to send him? If so, could you lend me some?

I want to be clear, this advertising budget sucks:

Yo everyone...Seeking male humans who aren't dead. Must have a mouth and a functional penis. See below for specifications. PM for details.

https://i.imgur.com/k52pvC2.png
 
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Already mistakes have been made. Age range is 30-? (idk Amber's upper range limit, you'll have to check with her). Send the younger ones to me, the older ones to Amber. Also, there's one other important body part you forgot to mention.

It's hard to find good help these days. sigh

Wait what? She said over 40, you said under 55.

Gosh...I'll put the dick in it.
 
That's what he said. giggles

her circle is 40 and above, my circle is 30-55ish... some men fit both our needs, some only fit for one of us. Where's a dang circle chart thingie when you need one...

Fixed again. You're a tough boss. I don't do Venns. Lol.
 
I’m nosey;

What do you consider to be some of the sexiest first names, male or female?

Is there a name would you rather have?

What name would you want if you were another gender?
 
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One memory that sticks out was a phone call from a guy asking who I was and why my phone number was all over his wife's cell phone bill.

:eek:

I hope you said your a qualified fully registered sex therapist and at $120 per call your number is the least of his worries
 
I’m nosey;

What do you consider to be some of the sexiest first names, male or female?

What name would you rather have?

What name would you want if you were another gender?

I don’t really have names I consider sexy… there are names I don’t like, but that can easily change if I meet someone with that name. And I can start to dislike a name because I’ve known someone with the name that I didn’t like.

My first name is ok. I used to kind of hate it, but it doesn’t bother me anymore. I don’t think I would want another name. Though my name is one that doesn’t usually have a short form or nickname of (which my mother did deliberately) and I always wanted a nickname.

If I were another gender… probably the male form of my name or I think it could be made neutral pretty easily.
 
I’m nosey;

What do you consider to be some of the sexiest first names, male or female?

Is there a name would you rather have?

What name would you want if you were another gender?
If I could change my name I would change it to Cherry Button. I like it. Cherry indicates virginity, it is vibrant red, juicy but with a hard centre. Button gives a clitoral image and can also represent turning on (or off, but let’s hope not)
 
No, but if you squish them together, and then squint really hard...
Purely in the interests of mathematical understanding, I'm hoping that Beachbaby might post a pic to illustrate this point? I'm thinking...squished together, and with dotted lines in lipstick to show the implied intersection?

I can't quite believe I actually asked that...
 
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