What Are You Nosey About Today?? 🦝

[SassySheDevil]

I just read a post of Fara’s that made me nosy about something…

Ladies…have you ever been turned on by a cockatar? Have you ever saw one and said to yourself…Look at that fine cock, I’m gonna PM that guy? Or do you have an adverse reaction?

Men…When you have a cockatar, what is your motivation for doing so? Do you think the ladies are going to be so enamored with your junk that they will be lining up to talk to you? Is that what happens? Are women really turned on by it?

I've never liked them. I don't like being forced to look. I'm that perv that looks at Lit in public and the last thing I want popping up, is a dick. I love dick threads. I can go in and look at my own risk.
I don't think I've ever seen one and said "I have to message that guy".

Now a dick I saw in a thread. I'm sure I've complimented people. But again, I don't think I've ever directly PMed someone because of it.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Grade A Lit , bacon boobs

Top shelf trim

If only I were a gamer and had a Pokémon tattoo on my thigh…

 

[Fingerfuxs]

If only I were a gamer and had a Pokémon tattoo on my thigh…

Do you have a trap stamp , that’s centered between your hips , that could replace the Pokémon tat

Seriously, you can’t even use a controller , you lie

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

I'm nosey about people on Lit who get cyber-laid. What's your formula for success? Do you have a regular partner that you do your e-boning with? Is it blind chance? Or maybe a conversation that goes in that direction? What makes you decide on someone to get cyber-laid with?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just read a post of Fara’s that made me nosy about something…

Ladies…have you ever been turned on by a cockatar? Have you ever saw one and said to yourself…Look at that fine cock, I’m gonna PM that guy? Or do you have an adverse reaction?

Men…When you have a cockatar, what is your motivation for doing so? Do you think the ladies are going to be so enamored with your junk that they will be lining up to talk to you? Is that what happens? Are women really turned on by it?

Cocktars are the worst.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I'm nosey about people on Lit who get cyber-laid. What's your formula for success? Do you have a regular partner that you do your e-boning with? Is it blind chance? Or maybe a conversation that goes in that direction? What makes you decide on someone to get cyber-laid with?

I hold their hand , whisper in the ear , stuff like that.

 

[AmberLGreen]

https://voca.ro/1nbqyh9FE0yd

 

[ydahecnot]

https://voca.ro/1nbqyh9FE0yd

Post-college, since some of those were so embarrassing I blocked them out, it would be throwing up in a closet on New Year’s Eve

 

[CleverCowardice]

I’m feeling nosey about the things that scare you or push your boundaries. What really stretches you, maybe here at Lit or in your real life? I’m not talking about spiders or snakes. I’m talking about the bigger things like, maybe being vulnerable, or not good enough, or trusting someone not to rip out your insides, or jealousy or letting them into your personal mess of who you really are? When was the last time you felt like something scared you… do you think doing/facing the scary things makes your relationships better or worse? If you don’t do the scary things have you regretted it down the track?

I struggle with taking risks, with putting myself out there and committing myself to seeing things through when I know it could - and most likely will - end badly. Rather than take the risk, it's easier to preemptively accept the failure, the rejection, the loss, whatever. Because it hurts less. It's almost comforting in a way. Hoping for a thing, acknowledging the possibility, just sets me up for a greater fall. And the closer it gets, the more real that possibility becomes, the more devastating it is when it all falls apart. So, more often than not, I don't risk it. Or, if I do, I quickly self-sabotage and bring about what I believe would be the inevitable outcome sooner rather than later in an effort to minimize my pain and disappointment.

Specifically with relationships...I'm fucking terrified of letting people in, for all the reasons. I know what a fucking mess I am - mercurial, jealous, vindictive, insensitive, thoughtless, insecure, selfish, possessive, petty, ugly and damaged in a multitude of ways - so I don't trust anyone else to see the real me. Some days I can barely handle it, so I know for damn sure they wouldn't be able to. But I'm stuck with me, so I have to endure my horrible shit; I don't have to inflict myself on someone else. I can't stand the thought of being someone else's problem. I have to remind myself: don't open your heart, don't let people get close, don't want things you can't have. Sadly, sometimes I fuck up, I drop my guard, and someone else gets hurt. That's the absolute worst outcome - and one more item to add to the list of reasons to hate myself - but perhaps the best reason, and a stark reminder, to keep my walls high and everyone out.

Sometimes I regret not doing the scary things, but I almost always regret doing them.

But I don't recommend anyone follow my example. It can be a pretty lonely, miserable way to live.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

https://voca.ro/1nbqyh9FE0yd

When I smash post bdsm threads and get censored ,

When I YouTube a bitch lol , how long she watches the post is how much she’s worth

 

[Fingerfuxs]

https://voca.ro/1nbqyh9FE0yd

https://www.xnxx.com/video-5woq665/biker_babe_strips_on_pole_in_sturgis

 

[Azuldrgon]

I’m feeling nosey about the things that scare you or push your boundaries. What really stretches you, maybe here at Lit or in your real life? I’m not talking about spiders or snakes. I’m talking about the bigger things like, maybe being vulnerable, or not good enough, or trusting someone not to rip out your insides, or jealousy or letting them into your personal mess of who you really are? When was the last time you felt like something scared you… do you think doing/facing the scary things makes your relationships better or worse? If you don’t do the scary things have you regretted it down the track?

No. That's just me. He finally offered me closure by telling me I was too needy.

:hugs:

I just read a post of Fara’s that made me nosy about something…

Ladies…have you ever been turned on by a cockatar? Have you ever saw one and said to yourself…Look at that fine cock, I’m gonna PM that guy? Or do you have an adverse reaction?

Men…When you have a cockatar, what is your motivation for doing so? Do you think the ladies are going to be so enamored with your junk that they will be lining up to talk to you? Is that what happens? Are women really turned on by it?

https://voca.ro/11XM9rG9iU2I

 

[Fingerfuxs]

All this baseball talk…got me like

https://media1.giphy.com/media/FWZ1OyaAtsnQs/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886paj4jk2zw1vjc0qsfsmz63xdefd8ivcj8m6abdi7&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Top shelf trim , groupies

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I'm nosey about people on Lit who get cyber-laid. What's your formula for success? Do you have a regular partner that you do your e-boning with? Is it blind chance? Or maybe a conversation that goes in that direction? What makes you decide on someone to get cyber-laid with?

When I know I know. I need feels. I need an emotional connection. I need intimacy. Otherwise, when it’s over you’re both laying there naked with nothing to talk about.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I'm nosey about people on Lit who get cyber-laid. What's your formula for success? Do you have a regular partner that you do your e-boning with? Is it blind chance? Or maybe a conversation that goes in that direction? What makes you decide on someone to get cyber-laid with?

This is a loaded topic and one I cannot answer.
*hugs*

 

[Fingerfuxs]

When I know I know. I need feels. I need an emotional connection. I need intimacy. Otherwise, when it’s over you’re both laying there naked with nothing to talk about.

The Who gets whoa sandwich delicate dilemma , the e-lit walk of litshame , but that’s only fir a thread bone , or second base or further soccer mom babe

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Always believe a person when they show you who they are.

I try to live by this.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

The Who gets whoa sandwich delicate dilemma , the e-lit walk of litshame , but that’s only fir a thread bone , or second base or further soccer mom babe

I never know what the fuck you are talking about, but I find myself laughing nonetheless.

 

[Azuldrgon]

This is a loaded topic and one I cannot answer.
*hugs*

Okay, I'm gonna try.

I don't think there is a formula for success. You are attracted to who you re attracted to. You can try to instigate things, but if there's no interest you're SOL. I think it's like winning the lottery to be honest. There's no method to it and anyone who says there is would be a player and should be flagged.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I never know what the fuck you are talking about, but I find myself laughing nonetheless.

Then it’s working , I’m wearing you down

 

[Azuldrgon]

I feel like some people might have a bit of a formula and others just play a numbers game. Then there’s weirdos like me who tend to give a damn when they shouldn’t and need to actually feel something to get the e-bone going on. As for how it plays out… I think it depends on the people but I think it’s best when it just… unfolds.

But what do I know my Yelp reviews aren’t great. Everyone I’ve e-boned likes to keep me a secret for a reason.

*hugs*
Fuck Yelp!

I agree with you though.

 

[Xerxes82]

But what do I know my Yelp reviews aren’t great. Everyone I’ve e-boned likes to keep me a secret for a reason.

I feel like this should be a thread. E-boning reviews may be the next great social media sensation. But it doesn't work if people don't name names, so probably a non-starter.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Then it’s working , I’m wearing you down

https://media1.giphy.com/media/V5Jc8pRfCFkQw/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886725eky3o9qi26lct5tjzgr425neq5l8mtu9m0zi7&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Fingerfuxs]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/V5Jc8pRfCFkQw/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886725eky3o9qi26lct5tjzgr425neq5l8mtu9m0zi7&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

So there’s room to work with , cool

 

[SassySheDevil]

I struggle with taking risks, with putting myself out there and committing myself to seeing things through when I know it could - and most likely will - end badly. Rather than take the risk, it's easier to preemptively accept the failure, the rejection, the loss, whatever. Because it hurts less. It's almost comforting in a way. Hoping for a thing, acknowledging the possibility, just sets me up for a greater fall. And the closer it gets, the more real that possibility becomes, the more devastating it is when it all falls apart. So, more often than not, I don't risk it. Or, if I do, I quickly self-sabotage and bring about what I believe would be the inevitable outcome sooner rather than later in an effort to minimize my pain and disappointment.

Specifically with relationships...I'm fucking terrified of letting people in, for all the reasons. I know what a fucking mess I am - mercurial, jealous, vindictive, insensitive, thoughtless, insecure, selfish, possessive, petty, ugly and damaged in a multitude of ways - so I don't trust anyone else to see the real me. Some days I can barely handle it, so I know for damn sure they wouldn't be able to. But I'm stuck with me, so I have to endure my horrible shit; I don't have to inflict myself on someone else. I can't stand the thought of being someone else's problem. I have to remind myself: don't open your heart, don't let people get close, don't want things you can't have. Sadly, sometimes I fuck up, I drop my guard, and someone else gets hurt. That's the absolute worst outcome - and one more item to add to the list of reasons to hate myself - but perhaps the best reason, and a stark reminder, to keep my walls high and everyone out.

Sometimes I regret not doing the scary things, but I almost always regret doing them.

But I don't recommend anyone follow my example. It can be a pretty lonely, miserable way to live.

Damn. Such honesty. ❤