What Are You Nosey About Today?? 🦝

[ydahecnot]

Oh man. Yes.

And back then, desktop computers were susceptible to freezing up. Sometimes had to just switch the computer off

 

[ydahecnot]

Wait!!! You get a "how are you?" Not just a "hey"?

‘Sup.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I'm nosey about how many of these e-bone sessions are ending in e-creampies and thus how many lit-induced crotch goblins would be roaming around if the e's were removed.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Wait!!! You get a "how are you?" Not just a "hey"?

Only from the ones bringing their A game. I still get “heys” sometimes too. Don’t be discouraged.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I mean, they should at least throw in a Joey "how you doin?" Am I right? rofl

I am getting to a point where I would be happy with just a “h”. Don’t worry about typing the rest of the sentence!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I mean, they should at least throw in a Joey "how you doin?" Am I right? rofl

The problem is when women actually respond to these lame attempts. It keeps the bar very low. SMH

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Not in NRJ TERRITORY, LOL, but at least I put a smile in my profile picture now..go bro and so many lovely ladies, well from what I have read thus far.

 

[ydahecnot]

The problem is when women actually respond to these lame attempts. It keeps the bar very low. SMH

As a guy, not getting swamped the way women tend to be, I don’t mind a simple “hey, how are you” or somesuch. I can understand a woman feeling otherwise, but what i can’t stand is the women who put a long list of preconditions in their sig. To me, it comes off as unfriendly and perhaps has an air of superiority

 

[Mei5ter]

I have…sometimes I prefer not knowing what they look like lol.

I’ve also fallen asleep, used the wrong name and gotten completely bored and forgotten to chime in *

Yep.

I can sympathise. I've met the occasional e-pillow princess. No thanks - cleaning the oven is filthier and more satisfying.

And that's not a euphemism.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

E-bonong that is satisfactory does not necessarily require seeing faces, but having a good conversational style and not a few words in responses help. We are on Literotica..I am surprised how little is said on the other end when the written word is painting pictures. Color High Definition pictures vs black & white. It definitely makes a difference and will moved people into the cyber friend zone quick.

 

[Chillygirl]

The problem is when women actually respond to these lame attempts. It keeps the bar very low. SMH

I have responded to a couple of these guys out of boredom and they turned out to be amazing guys…just shy.

 

[StacyLeigh]

The problem is when women actually respond to these lame attempts. It keeps the bar very low. SMH

I have to disagree with this... I don't think the bar should be high to simply contact someone. Respectful - absolutely, but I don't think it's fair to expect a man to be the most clever asshole in the bunch And "lame" to one person can be cute to another...just saying!

 

[Mei5ter]

I have to disagree with this... I don't think the bar should be high to simply contact someone. Respectful - absolutely, but I don't think it's fair to expect a man to be the most clever asshole in the bunch And "lame" to one person can be cute to another...just saying!

Which leads on to another question. When someone messages you with e-boning potentially on the menu, do you want something so devastatingly perfect that it's irresistible but suspiciously well polished through use? Or something less immediately winning but more personal and spontaneous, even if not so slick?

 

[Texastuffbbc]

I have to disagree with this... I don't think the bar should be high to simply contact someone. Respectful - absolutely, but I don't think it's fair to expect a man to be the most clever asshole in the bunch And "lame" to one person can be cute to another...just saying!

Lot of assumptions are made about the men here. Some are probably valid, I would not know because my inbox is usually more dry than wet. I have had some amazing non-eboning chats all from saying hi, but I usually add something I read in their profile or from threads they posted in.

I am grateful to many of these wonderful ladies because a few kept me alert to those who I should not say hi too..

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Dinner is now ready, save the homemade mashed . I can focus on just relaxing and following things in the playground.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Excellent question, my friend. Only my perspective, I'd think really it's just a combination of being yourself, being real and true and, since this is an erotica-based web community, a little bit of decent language competency. If I'm reaching out to someone I just want them to know they're appreciated, and I don't necessarily expect anything in return.

I do be,I eve there are those who stand out with their attempt to communicate with thought provoking words instead of sound bites. Sometime neither works,,but I think the former is far better than the latter. I think I read earlier that one of the ladies said it was about respect. When someone actually make an effort responding takes little time, but that is just me.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I personally prefer a statement/compliment that's not too obvious. Something simple and sweet. Nothing verbose, just a simple "Your reply to so-and-so made me laugh" or "you have a lovely voice". Those get the best responses from me because they're not being lazy and they're not trying too hard.

I agree. Actual substance. If you want to talk,, give me something to respond to.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have to disagree with this... I don't think the bar should be high to simply contact someone. Respectful - absolutely, but I don't think it's fair to expect a man to be the most clever asshole in the bunch And "lame" to one person can be cute to another...just saying!

Totally agree with you Stacy. I do respond to most messages even the ones that say “I’m horny do you want some fun?” I will always say no thank you but I wish you luck in your pleasure endeavour. I was raised to always be polite. Sometimes that initial contact will lead to many more conversations. I am a serial messager though. I even go to the what’s in your inbox thread everyday and will look for people who have no messages and drop them an hello. If I am chatting with somebody and they stimulate my mind enough to get to the e-boning stage then I would be very open and say that to them. Life is too short to not try to get what you want!

 

[StacyLeigh]

Which leads on to another question. When someone messages you with e-boning potentially on the menu, do you want something so devastatingly perfect that it's irresistible but suspiciously well polished through use? Or something less immediately winning but more personal and spontaneous, even if not so slick?

Polished is a bit offputting. But something that shows they have read a few of my posts would be nice. There was this one guy who used my love of cycling to strike up a friendly conversation that lead to...more. It wasn't clever or seductive...it was real and it worked.

 

[Mei5ter]

I agree. Actual substance. If you want to talk,, give me something to respond to.

*quickly deletes the dick pic from his hopeful PM to PLP*

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Totally agree with you Stacy. I do respond to most messages even the ones that say “I’m horny do you want some fun?” I will always say no thank you but I wish you luck in your pleasure endeavour. I was raised to always be polite. Sometimes that initial contact will lead to many more conversations. I am a serial messager though. I even go to the what’s in your inbox thread everyday and will look for people who have no messages and drop them an hello. If I am chatting with somebody and they stimulate my mind enough to get to the e-boning stage then I would be very open and say that to them. Life is too short to not try to get what you want!

Not all of us and I actually did the research. Lol. There I go with the funny side of life again.

 

[BadAmy]

i'm curious if ear candling and colon cleansing are worth it.



ooops wrong thread. lol. Still, y'all nosey fucks.

still, still....
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[SassySheDevil]

I’m nosey about… will you e-bone someone whose face you haven’t seen?

I don't think I ever have. I kind of prefer to meet their face before their dick. But sometimes on here, that is almost impossible

 

[AmberLGreen]

i'm curious if ear candling and colon cleansing are worth it.

If the cotton bud is long enough you could probably do both together

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I have to disagree with this... I don't think the bar should be high to simply contact someone. Respectful - absolutely, but I don't think it's fair to expect a man to be the most clever asshole in the bunch And "lame" to one person can be cute to another...just saying!

I see your point and I don’t disagree. I just know from my own personal experience, if it starts with a “how are you” it’s never really gotten off the ground from there. You only have one chance to make a first impression and all that. But on the flip side, I can kinda see why some men just phone it in because they’re probably tired of making an effort and getting little response.