What Are You Thinking? Continued 10

[Modern_drunkard]

Dudes who play cornhole, you think they ever get laid?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, sorry to imply that I myself ever get laid.

 

[JerseyJade]

I could have sworn this message originally said that your child was wearing a brat. That was much more entertaining!

How does one "wear" a brat? I never seen that done before.

I have to be there at 7am. My surgery is scheduled for 10:30-12:30 I have to recover anywhere from an hour to 2 hours. Then I should be able to go home.

Good luck tomorrow, Sassy. I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

 

[barefootgirl69]

How does one "wear" a brat? I never seen that done before.

Well, I've been threatened with being slung over a shoulder, does that count?

 

[tnman03]

Nothing like coming home from work only to find out that your kid was being a brat all day and giving the sitter (my mom) a hard time about doing his school work. Grrrrrrrr!

I can remember parts of being his age and being a little shit in school and once I got home.

Wait until he's a teenager....

 

[JerseyJade]

Well, I've been threatened with being slung over a shoulder, does that count?

Lol

Slung? Is that even a word?

 

[Shenanigans90]

Nothing like coming home from work only to find out that your kid was being a brat all day and giving the sitter (my mom) a hard time about doing his school work. Grrrrrrrr!

Does the child take after mom or dad?

 

[JerseyJade]

I can remember parts of being his age and being a little shit in school and once I got home.

Wait until he's a teenager....

Mama Boo isn't going to tolerate that shit. Little Boo knows better and if he doesn't get his act together like now, he's gonna be spending lots of time sitting in the corner.

Does the child take after mom or dad?

His Dad, obviously.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Lol

Slung? Is that even a word?

It's the past tense of "sling".

 

[JerseyJade]

It's the past tense of "sling".

I didn't even know there was a past tense word for "sling".

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I didn't even know there was a past tense word for "sling".

Makes me think of the phrase “slinging hash.” I’ve spent a fair amount of time in diners, but I’ve never seen hash “slung.” Did someone get mad at someone else one day and just happen to have some hash laying around? It’s a mystery . . .

 

[JerseyJade]

Makes me think of the phrase “slinging hash.” I’ve spent a fair amount of time in diners, but I’ve never seen hash “slung.” Did someone get mad at someone else one day and just happen to have some hash laying around? It’s a mystery . . .

I just assumed the only meaning to the word, "sling" is that it's something one wears to support a broken or sprained arm. But what do I know?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

212 even. To brew beer you need to bring that shit to a boil. It’s science dude.

Yeah, I expect a lot of accidents happen while beer is being brewed . . .

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I just assumed the only meaning to the word, "sling" is that it's something one wears to support a broken or sprained arm. But what do I know?

I once heard a girl say that something or someone—I can’t remember which—turned her on so much that if she had slung her panties at the wall, they would have stuck to it. That’s what “sling” makes me think of.

 

[JerseyJade]

I once heard a girl say that something or someone—I can’t remember which—turned her on so much that if she had slung her panties at the wall, they would have stuck to it. That’s what “sling” makes me think of.

That's gross. My panties had never gotten that wet, and they have gotten pretty wet at times. Are you sure there wasn't something else in those panties?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

That's gross. My panties had never gotten that wet, and they have gotten pretty wet at times. Are you sure there wasn't something else in those panties?

Pretty sure there wasn’t. I have encountered women who got so wet they made me have to swallow when they sat on my face. And I promise you I didn’t think it was gross at all.

 

[Lady2020]

Be careful what you post. You may cause a Streisand effect.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Be careful what you post. You may cause a Streisand effect.

Okay, I had to google that. Just another indication that I have nothing better to do. And now I am sad. Thanks!

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, is it still socially acceptable to refer to my fine ass coworker as phat AF?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Being a bad motherfucker is positive by virtue of being a double negative.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Not joking, been pretty fucking worried sick since Friday when my friend went missing.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Not joking, been pretty fucking worried sick since Friday when my friend went missing.

What the hell happened, man?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

What the hell happened, man?

Dont know. Friend vanished in Chicago.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Dont know. Friend vanished in Chicago.

Fuck. Do you suspect foul play, or is it possible he just ran away from home?

 

[Lady2020]

Okay, I had to google that. Just another indication that I have nothing better to do. And now I am sad. Thanks!

No prob. I just had to google fleshlight.