What Are You Thinking? Continued 10

[Deacon_Voss]

Cookies make everything better

Do you promise? (Love the new AV)

 

[NastyNyx]

Cookies and tea?

Sure why not?

Do you promise? (Love the new AV)

In my experience yes lol. Thanks

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Cookies make everything better

I decided to go all in—a lemonade and vanilla ice cream float with crumbled up Nilla Wafers in it. I’m a bad, bad boy.

 

[ashesatwork]

I decided to go all in—a lemonade and vanilla ice cream float with crumbled up Nilla Wafers in it. I’m a bad, bad boy.

I have totally never heard of this.... and now I'm questioning everything

 

[NastyNyx]

I decided to go all in—a lemonade and vanilla ice cream float with crumbled up Nilla Wafers in it. I’m a bad, bad boy.

Omg...that sounds amazing. You are a very bad boy If I remember I'm going to make myself one next weekend

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I have totally never heard of this.... and now I'm questioning everything

Oh, I totally invented it. When I was a teenager, my father and I made milkshakes almost every night, and I came up with this variation. It tastes like summer and tits.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, I totally invented it. When I was a teenager, my father and I made milkshakes almost every night, and I came up with this variation. It tastes like summer and tits.

I prefer Black Cherry Bourbon in my lemonade, but you may be onto something here!

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I prefer Black Cherry Bourbon in my lemonade, but you may be onto something here!

I like my lemonade with tequila, drank from a stripper's bellybutton, but to each his own I guess.

 

[NastyNyx]

Oh, I totally invented it. When I was a teenager, my father and I made milkshakes almost every night, and I came up with this variation. It tastes like summer and tits.

Lol...I already know I'm going to love it

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Thinking that as life gets shorter, there are more and more trivial things that I just don’t feel are worth talking about anymore. When I’m dead, I will no longer care who exactly backed a car into the garage door. Still, I wish someone would fess up before I die.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Thinking that I have a .357 Magnum in my nightstand, and if I hear this awful YouTube ad for bidets one more time, I may use it on myself.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Thinking that this was a landmark performance . . .

https://youtu.be/QpD7BYULwpY

 

[ashesatwork]

Oh look the blue jackets scored first.

 

[ashesatwork]

Oh look the blue jackets scored first.

Oh look now it's tied. Surprise

 

[ashesatwork]

Oh look now it's tied. Surprise

We are up again.. no worries we will fuck this up

 

[ashesatwork]

We are up again.. no worries we will fuck this up

Shhhh they don't realize they are still up

 

[ashesatwork]

Shhhh they don't realize they are still up

By gosh I don't think we can lose this lead in just over 2 minutes


It took exactly 74 seconds for my dog to start snoring when we got to bed. I want that ability so badly

 

[lanceGibs]

By gosh I don't think we can lose this lead in just over 2 minutes


It took exactly 74 seconds for my dog to start snoring when we got to bed. I want that ability so badly

That is a dog's life
I am sure you like to do other things that dogs do

 

[ashesatwork]

That is a dog's life
I am sure you like to do other things that dogs do

My dog does damn near everything I do just with out thumbs

 

[lanceGibs]

My dog does damn near everything I do just with out thumbs

Dogs don't use toys that need to be charged repeatedly.

 

[ashesatwork]

Dogs don't use toys that need to be charged repeatedly.

She definitely has toys that use batteries and vibrates.

 

[lanceGibs]

She definitely has toys that use batteries and vibrates.

Now onwards,I won't call her a bitch

 

[ashesatwork]

Now onwards,I won't call her a bitch

I wouldn't think you would. She's a real good girl!

 

[lanceGibs]

I wouldn't think you would. She's a real good girl!

You are better
Minus your lit induced insomnia

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Sitting on an empty keg outside of a gas station and wondering, in the Talking Heads sense, How did I get here?