What Are You Thinking? Continued 10

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, been ages since I got a beej from the front seat of a Lexus from some gal fresh off a Pinot Grigio and avocado toast post workout breakfast.

 

[mstrulyscrumptious]

Things sure have changed.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Chocolate teapots when you least expect them.

 

[mstrulyscrumptious]

That was too much sugar for a girl who's off sugar. :/

 

[Lady2020]

About intimacy. Many want it. Fewer attain it.

 

[NastyNyx]

Wtf

 

[FranklyFrank]

This wtf moment has been brought to you by...Pop Tarts

 

[mnbreastluver]

.................

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I was just sitting behind the church, past midnight, and this guy I never met before drove up to deliver me a pack of cigarettes I'd somehow left at the store, sent by a guy at the store that I'd just been having a conversation with. He sent this other guy to find me, and he made the effort to do so. You don't get that kind of courtesy everywhere . . .

 

[Anastasia1999]

I was just sitting behind the church, past midnight, and this guy I never met before drove up to deliver me a pack of cigarettes I'd somehow left at the store, sent by a guy at the store that I'd just been having a conversation with. He sent this other guy to find me, and he made the effort to do so. You don't get that kind of courtesy everywhere . . .

That’s so nice!

I’m thinking that it’s nice to have a place like this to go to in a global pandemic.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

That’s so nice!

I’m thinking that it’s nice to have a place like this to go to in a global pandemic.

I feel mostly unaffected here. It's a small community, and I don't feel limited in what I do. More sex would be nice. But that has usually been the case.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Thinking, as I often do in the morning, that I have an absurd number of animals curled up around me. But I really don't know what to do about it. Maybe they'd be good for breakfast!

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

There's a large pile of ironing and it's not gonna do itself

 

[VIPER2121]

There's a large pile of ironing and it's not gonna do itself

I have dishes that must be hanging out with your Ironing

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

There's a large pile of ironing and it's not gonna do itself

Learning to live with wrinkles is the path to freedom.

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

Learning to live with wrinkles is the path to freedom.

Yes, I think you're right and after months of lockdown and hardly leaving the house I really don't know why I still bother. Stubbornness probably

 

[NastyNyx]

A feeling of discomfort arises in me when someone is angry at me...especially when it's based on a misunderstanding. But it's ok to feel uncomfortable.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, that pussy so old they should show it on Antique Roadshow.

 

[Xerxes82]

When you finally realize that a poster you've noticed about the boards has an Am Pics thread. I could miss the forest for the trees.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm thinking I can't wait to meet Robsfuntime69's dick in person.

I'm so excited, I'm all a-tingle.

 

[alwaysaway]

I'm thinking I can't wait to meet Robsfuntime69's dick in person.

I'm so excited, I'm all a-tingle.

I’m thinking that this is the funniest thing I’ve read all day

The addition of the beret kills me.

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m thinking Robsfuntime69 had no idea what he’s in for lol.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I’m thinking Robsfuntime69 had no idea what he’s in for lol.

I'm thinking he's getting just desserts.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm thinking maybe I should have added a little shirt with Breton stripes.

 

[Chillygirl]

I'm thinking he's getting just desserts.

Lol he definitely isn’t innocent!