What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[lilmissdarling]

We can’t see your face

But standoffish is probably wise. Folks here be crazy.

Trust me Monkey. It translates through text!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Trust me Monkey. It translates through text!

Not in my experience.

 

[Taegul]

Today I realized I don't have to search tirelessly day by day for the fountain of youth. All I need to do is live to be 113 years old and I will officially be a teenager again.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Today I realized I don't have to search tirelessly day by day for the fountain of youth. All I need to do is live to be 113 years old and I will officially be a teenager again.

Walking around with an IV bag full of formaldehyde

 

[Qky75]

But most of the time, I am either unable to be arsed about the stuff people talk about, other times I want to tear some poor wanker a new one.. and then there are the times where people can all sod off, and I would not even wave.

I completely get this feeling. I can also say political correctness and one sided national perspective can piss all the way off. I offend on the daily unintentionally. I'm just not going to be everyone's cup of tea and I've grown not to give three fucks if they do. That ignore button is a real handy feature and my detractors can piss off with the rest of their ilk. I've managed to make a couple quality friends like some who are responding to you here. You won't offend me Cat.

I need to join a gym!!!

Kickboxing!!

 

[morelikeasong]

I don’t understand sex toy cleanser. It says essentially “spray cleanser, rinse with water, pat dry”

Is this after cleaning with regular soap/cleanser? Or after at least rubbing with warm water? It must be. Spray on, rinse off does not sound nearly clean enough

 

[GallantWriter]

I don’t understand sex toy cleanser. It says essentially “spray cleanser, rinse with water, pat dry”

Is this after cleaning with regular soap/cleanser? Or after at least rubbing with warm water? It must be. Spray on, rinse off does not sound nearly clean enough

Just sounds like another purchase that doesn't make sense. Hmm, does it smell good, at least? Sounds odd.

 

[Cat]

I completely get this feeling. I can also say political correctness and one sided national perspective can piss all the way off. I offend on the daily unintentionally. I'm just not going to be everyone's cup of tea and I've grown not to give three fucks if they do. That ignore button is a real handy feature and my detractors can piss off with the rest of their ilk. I've managed to make a couple quality friends like some who are responding to you here. You won't offend me Cat.

Yeah, I am seeing some traits that I really like!! Hopefully it is okay for me to draw back again a little?

... This is enough attention for one evening!!

But.. this has given me some new perspective.

Kickboxing!!

Did kickboxing in my youth. But, I am not allowed to do contact sports if I want to keep my wrist.. which is kinda handy to have!

 

[Sleepstory]

I don’t understand sex toy cleanser. It says essentially “spray cleanser, rinse with water, pat dry”

Is this after cleaning with regular soap/cleanser? Or after at least rubbing with warm water? It must be. Spray on, rinse off does not sound nearly clean enough

I think depending on the toy regular soap may be too harsh

 

[Qky75]

Yeah, I am seeing some traits that I really like!! Hopefully it is okay for me to draw back again a little?

... This is enough attention for one evening!!

But.. this has given me some new perspective.


Did kickboxing in my youth. But, I am not allowed to do contact sports if I want to keep my wrist.. which is kinda handy to have!

Full contact chess? Ooo weaponized BINGO!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Whoever decided that lowbeams should be as bright as highbeams should be dragged out into the street and shot.

euphemism?

 

[GetNerdy]

I don’t understand sex toy cleanser. It says essentially “spray cleanser, rinse with water, pat dry”

Oh yeah, it's cleansing it at a spiritual level.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Full contact chess? Ooo weaponized BINGO!

Now we're talking!

 

[Qky75]

Now we're talking!

I'm thinking very squid games.... I 36 *dramatic music* "Hey that's you?" "NO! PLEASE NO!" He's got Bingo.....that guy has bingo......gunfire

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Some people are truly insufferable.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Some people are truly insufferable.

Grabs boxing gloves

Point the way, chica!

 

[peekingone]

I don’t understand sex toy cleanser. It says essentially “spray cleanser, rinse with water, pat dry”

Is this after cleaning with regular soap/cleanser? Or after at least rubbing with warm water? It must be. Spray on, rinse off does not sound nearly clean enough

dishwasher safe?

 

[KatieKulka32]

I wish the birds would stop using the Adirondack chairs in my backyard as their personal target practice

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

I wish the birds would stop using the Adirondack chairs in my backyard as their personal target practice

That is my vehicle at work lately. Doesn't matter where I park, those bastards go to town!

 

[Qky75]

That is my vehicle at work lately. Doesn't matter where I park, those bastards go to town!

Mine too. I think they hate my red car.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I wish the birds would stop using the Adirondack chairs in my backyard as their personal target practice

Hands exploding .22LR rounds.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Mine too. I think they hate my red car.

I hate your red car too...

Runs away laughing maniacally

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Mine too. I think they hate my red car.

Is it an AMC Pacer?

 

[peekingone]

I wish the birds would stop using the Adirondack chairs in my backyard as their personal target practice

they sure ruin the relaxing image with a drink sitting outside on a nice night.

 

[KatieKulka32]

That is my vehicle at work lately. Doesn't matter where I park, those bastards go to town!

I'm thankful for my garage. Avoid parking under power lines if you can!

Hands exploding .22LR rounds.
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I've thought about it! For the pidgeons especially