What dirty little secret would the User above you have if you got to choose...

[Btq97]

Has a tendency to look through women’s knickers and rub them on his nipples for an arousal.

Gets turned on watching men smell her panties

 

[Btq97]

Is a Baptist minister claiming to save souls, but using it as an excuse to look at porn here.

Come and worship the rod of god

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Have you been spying?

I have him on my Ring video entering my home and leaving with my buckshot undies.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Come and worship the rod of god

That’s what he calls his “2 incher”

 

[Btq97]

I have him on my Ring video entering my home and leaving with my buckshot undies.

Has installed cams in the men's locker toom

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Has installed cams in the men's locker toom

Poses for the camera and shows off his Hobbit feet on the sly.

 

[Btq97]

Poses for the camera and shows off his Hobbit feet on the sly.

Loves hairy big toes

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Loves hairy big toes

Actually, I prefer big hands, but that’s another story

Has orgasms doing the Candy dance/electric slide.

 

[Btq97]

Actually, I prefer big hands, but that’s another story

Has orgasms doing the Candy dance/electric slide.

pretends she has to sit on the washing machine when it spins to keep it place!

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

pretends she has to sit on the washing machine when it spins to keep it place!

Stay out of my laundry room!

 

[Btq97]

Stay out of my laundry room!

does the laundry naked

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

does the laundry naked

Plays strip poker with only a loin cloth on.

 

[Btq97]

Plays strip poker with only a loin cloth on.

Likes to make out with strangers

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Likes to make out with strangers

Likes to show his legs to strangers, meaning dropping his pants and showing off his calves.

 

[Btq97]

Likes to show his underwear to strangers.

wears socks with sandals whilst driving

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

wears socks with sandals whilst driving

I’m wearing socks with sandals now.

Takes an hour to get dressed then changes his mind and changes his clothes because his color scheme doesn’t match his shoe laces.

 

[Btq97]

I’m wearing socks with sandals now.
But are they black work socks coz mine are
Takes an hour to get dressed then changes his mind and changes his clothes because his color scheme doesn’t match his shoe laces.

Has no shame gland wears PJ's to the supermarket

 

[Btq97]

I’m wearing socks with sandals now.

Takes an hour to get dressed then changes his mind and changes his clothes because his color scheme doesn’t match his shoe laces.

Is skanky in private

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Is skanky in private

Shhhhh!!! Don’t let EVERYONE know!!!

Uses a bullhorn to announce his orgasms.

 

[Btq97]

Shhhhh!!! Don’t let EVERYONE know!!!

Uses a bullhorn to announce his orgasms.

The local residents complain when she orgasms.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

He has the world's biggest chocolate buttplug collection.

 

[Btq97]

He has the world's biggest chocolate buttplug collection.

Loves warm slightly melty chocolate

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

But tastes... are you sure that's chocolate?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Ooh, I like this idea!

But tastes... are you sure that's chocolate?

Her boobs grew so large from growing up next to that nuclear power plant!

 

[Btq97]

Ooh, I like this idea!


Her boobs grew so large from growing up next to that nuclear power plant!

People do not realise his avatar is is passport photo