What dirty little secret would the User above you have if you got to choose...

[Deleted member 3041612]

Loves to imagine a house staffed with hunky men in white speedos

Has been celibate for the last 10 years. Gets a cheap thrill when the Victoria Secret catalog comes out.

 

[Btq97]

Has been celibate for the last 10 years. Gets a cheap thrill when the Victoria Secret catalog comes out.

Loves to watch the mens 100 meters in slow motion on a big TV (in private)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Loves to watch the mens 100 meters in slow motion on a big TV (in private)

You know it!

Loves going to the urologist for his checkups.

 

[hotcpu]

You know it!

Loves going to the urologist for his checkups.

Love to tempt people with a slow striptease

 

[Btq97]

Love to tempt people with a slow striptease

Has fans in his pants to aid in cooling

 

[drobert44]

That's she is a closet sissy, and thirsty........

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

That's she is a closet sissy, and thirsty........

Dresses like hotcpu with a mask for Mardi Gras in Louisiana.

 

[drobert44]

Dresses like hotcpu with a mask for Mardi Gras in Louisiana.

Damn, reminds me of my black NOLA honey, fucked me silly and cooked Cajun!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Damn, reminds me of my black NOLA honey, fucked me silly and cooked Cajun!

His dream job is a gynecologist, so he chose the dr title in his user name.

 

[drobert44]

His dream job is a gynecologist, so he chose the dr title in his user name.

Well, Brown Sugah, Lit is a place to dream.........

 

[RDM97756]

Constantly checks to see if any female co workers desided to go with out a bra.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Constantly checks to see if any female co workers desided to go with out a bra.

Likes to tap into YouTube videos to learn certain dances like The Booty Call to use when out and a dance floor is near.

 

[macster3951]

Masturbates in public bathrooms with the door open.

 

[DarkRaven13]

Uses a pirated non Mac computer to watch porn to avoid getting caught.

 

[steelyblue73]

Has a crisper drawer full of oddly shaped zucchini’s but can’t stand the taste of it.

 

[Mrtenant]

Has a crisper drawer full of oddly shaped zucchini’s but can’t stand the taste of it.

Carries a fleshlight in the glovebox of his car

 

[Hodes101]

He hordes Hobnobs, breaks them into crumbs and sprinkles them over his bed. He then gets aroused by hoovering them all up.

 

[SubmittingMan]

Carries a fleshlight in the glovebox of his car

Double letters in words are his secret word porn.

 

[ydahecnot]

He hordes Hobnobs, breaks them into crumbs and sprinkles them over his bed. He then gets aroused by hoovering them all up.

Says he voted for Kodos, but didn’t, so blame him

 

[Btq97]

Says he voted for Kodos, but didn’t, so blame him

Has stollen panties from all his neighbours

 

[Anastasia1999]

Has stollen panties from all his neighbours

Prowls the sweetie isles in Sainsburys for women buying bounty bars and stalks them thereafter.

 

[Btq97]

Prowls the sweetie isles in Sainsburys for women buying bounty bars and stalks them thereafter.

Likes to clip men round the ear

 

[Anastasia1999]

Likes to clip men round the ear

What’s durty about that??

 

[Btq97]

What’s durty about that??

It gives you that special tingle. Was trying to spare blushes