What dirty little secret would the User above you have if you got to choose...

[Btq97]

But tastes... are you sure that's chocolate?

Likes to lick door handles

 

[Taegul]

He subscribes to Seth Rogan's OnlyFans website.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

He grows a beard to hide an embarrassing tattoo received during a drunken night out with his buddies.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

He grows a beard to hide an embarrassing tattoo received during a drunken night out with his buddies.

She has a secret anal fetish

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She has a secret anal fetish

You wish!…lol

He enjoys a good rimming

 

[Btq97]

She has a fetish for ken dolls in bondage gear.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Is aroused by the smell of astroglide.

His vehicle is not your ordinary Pussywagon…

 

[Btq97]

His vehicle is not your ordinary Pussywagon…

She can only oragasm in the back seat of white vw beetle with 57 on the doors

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She can only oragasm in the back seat of white vw beetle with 57 on the doors

He has a tattoo of a ruler on his cock.

 

[Btq97]

He has a tattoo of a ruler on his cock.

Likes to be teased with a pastry brush

 

[curious_slut]

Likes to be teased with a pastry brush

Believes in lizard people, but only because he wants to fuck a lizard person

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Likes to be teased with a pastry brush

Used to dress in gimp outfits to the grocery store in the early days of Covid. Still keeps the outfit for higher outbreaks in the area.

 

[cinnamonNY]

Believes in lizard people, but only because he wants to fuck a lizard person

She enjoys playing the curious kitty role

 

[curious_slut]

She enjoys playing the curious kitty role

Secretly prefers nutmeg

 

[Diosax]

She's a regular at her local glory hole spot

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She's a regular at her local glory hole spot

She’s like the Black Widow spider if she’s not satisfied…

 

[Btq97]

She’s like the Black Widow spider if she’s not satisfied…

Keeps an eye out form mend in gimp suits

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Keeps an eye out form mend in gimp suits

He’s constantly questioned by the grammar police.

 

[Btq97]

He’s constantly questioned by the grammar police.

Has a phobia of egg whisks

 

[positiveflirt]

Has a phobia of egg whisks

Regularly hid in their sexy neighbour's bedroom closet.. because it was new and the smell of the wood was enticing.

 

[bikerbonez]

Regularly hid in their sexy neighbour's bedroom closet.. because it was new and the smell of the wood was enticing.

Hides in work colleagues car trunk to flash them when opened

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Hides in work colleagues car trunk to flash them when opened

His presence causes others around him to immediately start twerking with a mere thought.

 

[Btq97]

His presence causes others around him to immediately start twerking with a mere thought.

Loves to creep up behind people in the store and whispers bang as it would be rude to make people jump.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Loves to creep up behind people in the store and whispers bang as it would be rude to make people jump.

Dresses in white speedos around the house for comfort.

 

[Btq97]

Dresses in white speedos around the house for comfort.

Loves to imagine a house staffed with hunky men in white speedos