What Surprised You Today?!?!?!

[theeonanist]

A work meeting actually running on time and being productive. These are rare.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

That I have more in common with a new/old friend than I realized.

 

[cheekygirl75]

That my sister let the girls play in the huge puddle in the yard... my mom was horrified, not surprising I never would have been allowed to do that as a kid. But my sister is a pretty cool mom.

 

[Mattentive]

Something that should not have.

Because it was your birthday?

 

[Mattentive]

Every damn year, Matt. Every damn year.

Some bananas never go black.

 

[Tallulah82]

How damned hungry I've been today! Stop eating, woman.

 

[emsway]

Air raid sirens. Just the bi-yearly test, but still.

 

[Tallulah82]

That my parcel actually arrived today. Was convinced it was going to be a complete no-show and I'd have to arse on with customer service more.

 

[alwaysaway]

That my parcel actually arrived today. Was convinced it was going to be a complete no-show and I'd have to arse on with customer service more.

I’m surprised that my parcels didn’t arrive today! I now have parcel envy.

 

[Tallulah82]

I’m surprised that my parcels didn’t arrive today! I now have parcel envy.

Oh no! Hopefully tomorrow for you. Mine had been recorded as delivered last week and have had to chase it up. smh

 

[Cyber_Bella]

A morning greeting.

 

[Girly_girl]

I decided to treat myself and go to the movies today, 1st movie in 2 and a half years. I went to see the new Elvis movie, when I first learned it was being released, I knew I had to see it. What surprised me was how hard I cried the last half hour of the movie.

 

[BrendaBear]

It is 95 degrees inside my house. That’s the hottest inside has ever gotten. Of course, it’s 111 outside.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

A very nice message in my inbox.

 

[7inchglory]

My babygirl sent me a picture of her freshly shaven pussy. She's out with her hubby tonight, but she wanted to let me know she was thinking of me.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How cruel people can be

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

How good the snow and Dungeness crab legs and shrimp was that I just finished off. Mmmmm mmmmm good!

 

[smtst5]

A very large frozen margarita

 

[cascadiabound]

@BadAmy frogged her account
I'm gonna miss her now I know she's gone. She woulda been a strong contender for Wednesday Woman crush.

 

[SweetMystery]

A text that I probably took the wrong way

 

[PattiJolene]

a package at my door....

 

[mnbreastluver]

A roof inspector finding hail damage on my moms roof so okaying a new roof.

 

[Tallulah82]

That I haven't killed anyone. Seriously am impressed with myself.

 

[TempSpawn]

That I haven't killed anyone. Seriously am impressed with myself.

Killed through anger or clumsiness?

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh, anger/frustration/sheer fury... the usual.