What Surprised You Today?!?!?!

That my sister let the girls play in the huge puddle in the yard... my mom was horrified, not surprising I never would have been allowed to do that as a kid. But my sister is a pretty cool mom.
 
That my parcel actually arrived today. Was convinced it was going to be a complete no-show and I'd have to arse on with customer service more.
 
That my parcel actually arrived today. Was convinced it was going to be a complete no-show and I'd have to arse on with customer service more.

I’m surprised that my parcels didn’t arrive today! I now have parcel envy.
 
I decided to treat myself and go to the movies today, 1st movie in 2 and a half years. I went to see the new Elvis movie, when I first learned it was being released, I knew I had to see it. What surprised me was how hard I cried the last half hour of the movie. 🥺
 
It is 95 degrees inside my house. That’s the hottest inside has ever gotten. Of course, it’s 111 outside.
 
My babygirl sent me a picture of her freshly shaven pussy. She's out with her hubby tonight, but she wanted to let me know she was thinking of me.
 
@BadAmy frogged her account 😵‍💫😳😕
I'm gonna miss her now I know she's gone. She woulda been a strong contender for Wednesday Woman crush.
 
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