Woman's Sounding Board

[Jenny _S]

Hmmm...

Maybe that bomb means there are a lot of non Americans who would like to blow us up...
Jenny- Morning Gal! Just heard about a guy who got his head cut off by an elevator... Thought you'd like that one!! LMAO

Yes... and the Roller Coaster operator in Washington State who got his hair caught on a R/C car and dragged then fell and was killed... that was good

I picked up about a half dozen on CNN I'll write later... Real busy now.

 

[Native Alien]

As long as you post a drink warning first Jenny.

 

[Jenny _S]

As long as you post a drink warning first Jenny.

No problem, Native...
But I do think the Rosanne "hysterecotmy" story and the whaling thing really belong together... And what about those poor people in Malabu who tried to roll her back in the surf??

(I just feel bad it wasn't Oprah )

 

[Native Alien]

Jenny you are killing me here. lol.

 

[Denim & Lace]

Whales

Jenny
You dont know me but I read your post about the whales.
I do believe that it was PETA that rolled those whales back.

Now that is the PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals

THey rolled em to tenderize before the big assed BBQ



~L~

 

[Denim & Lace]

Whales

Damn... fast fingers posted it twice!

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Whales

Damn... fast fingers posted it twice!

LMFAO... Probably was PETA

 

[Native Alien]

You missed, you missed. I finally learned not to open this thread with anything in my mouth.

Nanny, nanny, boo-boo.

 

[Jenny _S]

Heh heh heh

(New Hampshire) Police today arrested a suspect in the famous "Jack the Snipper" case. New Hampshire police teamed with Scotland Yard to nab the dastardly criminal who has been preying on unsuspecting co-ed for the past several weeks.

Although details of the crimes are a closely held secret sources inside the New Hampshire police told reporters today, "This guy is pretty cool. All he does is sneak into bedrooms and snip off sleeping girls panties." Asked what he did with the panties the source said, "We believe this person is a member of a huge, world wide crime group who steal panties and sell them on the internet to perverts and members of Literotica.com. Oh, never mind. That's the same thing."

 

[Native Alien]

Oh no...Panties Perverts...run, hide...wait a minute...never mind...

 

[waverlysgirl]

Reading today's news... gonna lock a woman up for being a human shield in Iraq... so much for our right to protest...


Remember JFK's push for physical fitness in our youth? Well ol' George has a new ideal of the American youth...
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Ain't life grand?

Just what this site needs, more women bitching.

I believe that traitorous bitch was cited for entering a country on America's Do-Not-Travel-To list. She can protest all she wants but she should not break the law, as she did in this case. Also, how courageous can a human shield be when they are "shielding" oil refineries, hospitals and schools; just the items the coalition does not want to blow up?! Throw the book at her and lock her away!

There'd be less ADD and diabetes if these kids were in better physical shape and would stop playing that gay sport of soccer. I see Clinton did a lot for the health of America: run 1/4 mile, stop at McDonald's.

 

[Native Alien]

Maybe I should start a Panty Perverts thread here on the Playground so we would know where to look for the suspects at. lol.

 

[Jenny _S]

(Harvard Medical School) Finally there is hope for middle aged men who suffer from “erectile dysfunction”. Dr. Erick Rimm of Harvard Medical school presented findings today proving that exercise may prolong sex lives in some men. Erectile dysfunction, or as it is more commonly known, Limp Dick and not to be confused with "Erectus Gargantuous" in which the male's personal opinion of his genitals is vastly over stated, affects a large percentage of men over the age of 50.

Dr. Rimm went on to say that moderate to heavy exercise can increase sex life and minimize this horrible disease. When asked for examples Dr. Rimm suggested jogging one mile per day can increase the number of hard-ons by as much as two per month. Golf, because of the really ugly clothes, seems to have no effect at all.

But, warns Dr. Rimm, certain exercise can also have a negative effect on erectile disfunction. For instance just on hour per year of ice dancing can cost the sufferer as much as 50 hard-ons due to the excessive shame and humiliation.

 

[Native Alien]

* smacks forehead with heel of hand* Good grief Jenny.

 

[Jenny _S]

Hey !

* smacks forehead with heel of hand* Good grief Jenny.

It's a real story. I got it off CNN... I helped it a little though.

 

[Jenny _S]

Hmmm

Did I do the story about he guy who ran the roller coaster and got his hair caught... that was kewl

 

[BooMerengue]

Re: Re: Woman's Sounding Board

Just what this site needs, more women bitching.

I believe that traitorous bitch was cited for entering a country on America's Do-Not-Travel-To list. She can protest all she wants but she should not break the law, as she did in this case. Also, how courageous can a human shield be when they are "shielding" oil refineries, hospitals and schools; just the items the coalition does not want to blow up?! Throw the book at her and lock her away!

There'd be less ADD and diabetes if these kids were in better physical shape and would stop playing that gay sport of soccer. I see Clinton did a lot for the health of America: run 1/4 mile, stop at McDonald's.

Waverly's girl... hhmmmmmmmmm...

I believe that traitorous bitch was cited for entering a country on America's Do-Not-Travel-To list. She can protest all she wants but she should not break the law, as she did in this case.

you believe... but you don't know? Did you know it's against the law- International Law- for us to have made so many fly overs into No-Fly zones? Did you know it's against the law for us to assassinate the leader of any foreign nation? Well... it was til it was recently changed- or modified or whatever- how convenient! And if you had a small shield where would you put it? Over your bomb pile or over your hospital?

There'd be less ADD and diabetes if these kids were in better physical shape and would stop playing that gay sport of soccer. I see Clinton did a lot for the health of America: run 1/4 mile, stop at McDonald's.

Attention Deficit Disorder and Pediatric Diabetes don't have a lot to do w/ diet- diet is only a control- not a cause nor a cure. And soccer's a gay sport?

Clinton's runs and Big Mac's aren't a big deal...who gives a shit? It's when he stuck that cigar up Monica's twat and then had her suck it off that Americans sat up and took notice ... woke us right up!! Hell- we voted for Bush, didn't we?

I was gonna say wake up and get w/ the program... but hell! Is there a 12 step program for healing bigotry and ignorance? Jenny? Would you look into that?

WG... I privately don't believe you meant the things you said... no one can be that... well never mind. We have a good rule here- It's Be Nice! If you wanna fuck Osama it's ok by me! Just be nice about it!

I like to welcome everyone here w/ a gift. Here's yours...
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/dozenroses.gif

If you want to come here and have fun then be welcome! You want to start shit? It's not gonna happen; you'll go on ignore and all your typin' will be wasted cuz no one will see it!

Native? I just went to eBay- the address of the one who's selling all those panties is the same one you gave me? What's up w/ that? (snicker*)

 

[waverlysgirl]

My apologies (Reality Bites)

I thought this thread was for women to get things off their chest and to speak their mind. I didn't realize it was only for women who agreed with your brand of reality. Yes, the "human shield" and others like her will be fined for entering and doing business with a country on our do-not-trade-with list.

So how many fly-overs are we authorized: 1-10, 11-50, no more than 20 per day not to exceed 100 per week? When Iraq signed off on the resolution that ended the first Gulf War, they agreed to not fly into the No-Fly Zone. The No-Fly Zone is for Iraq, not the US. The No-Fly Zone is north of Kuwait. Does that country ring a bell and do you remember what the first Gulf War was fought for?

Which foreign leader have we assassinated? None. We are fighting a war. Osama and Saddam are fugitive enemy combatants and are leaders of nothing. Osama isn't even the leader of a country. Saddam's sons are dead enemy combatants. Please cite the source where the assassination of foreign leaders was modified or changed? That would take an act of Congress.

Hey, I think this is a great thread but if you can't take the heat, get out of your own kitchen, or state that you don't want people who disagree with you to post. That will save you a lot of embarrassment. I didn't say anything about f*cking Osama. I don't know where your head is at tonight.

And yes, I am having fun. Thank you, for the bouquet.




WG

 

[Native Alien]

I like your take on the story better Jenny. lol.

 

[Jenny _S]

Hmmmm

I like your take on the story better Jenny. lol.

Thank you... <Bows>
I sort of like to "cut to the chase" and get the best out of a story

 

[Native Alien]

More like cut to the cheese. lol.

 

[Jenny _S]

More like cut to the cheese. lol.

LMAO...
Maybe

 

[Native Alien]

Maybe's arse...you know that you do. lol.

 

[Jenny _S]

Maybe's arse...you know that you do. lol.

You know, Native that there is something funny in everything that happens. The trick is to weed out those jokes that are just too macabre...

 

[BooMerengue]

Re: My apologies (Reality Bites)

I thought this thread was for women to get things off their chest and to speak their mind. I didn't realize it was only for women who agreed with your brand of reality. Yes, the "human shield" and others like her will be fined for entering and doing business with a country on our do-not-trade-with list. I never said she/they wouldn't- I said they Shouldn't!

So how many fly-overs are we authorized: 1-10, 11-50, no more than 20 per day not to exceed 100 per week? When Iraq signed off on the resolution that ended the first Gulf War, they agreed to not fly into the No-Fly Zone. The No-Fly Zone is for Iraq, not the US. The No-Fly Zone is north of Kuwait. Does that country ring a bell and do you remember what the first Gulf War was fought for?

One of my closest friends here in Nashville is named Najha Mohammed- she and her family are Kurdish refugees... yes- I know all about it... complete w/ tears and pictures of graves etc.

Monday, 19 February, 2001, 19:07 GMT No-fly zones: The legal position


The two no-fly zones over Iraq were imposed by the US, Britain and France after the Gulf War, in what was described as a humanitarian effort to protect Shi'a Muslims in the south and Kurds in the north. The justification was that an acute humanitarian crisis made it necessary to infringe the sovereignty of Iraq in this way. British Jaguar aircraft on patrol

However, unlike the military campaign to expel Iraqi forces from Kuwait, the no-fly zones were not authorised by the UN and they are not specifically sanctioned by any Security Council resolution. BBC diplomatic correspondent Barnaby Mason says the Western powers - led by President George Bush senior - argued that their action was consistent with Security Council Resolution 688 adopted on 5 April 1991. Justification The resolution condemned the repression of the Iraqi civilian population and demanded that Iraq end it immediately. It said the repression amounted to a threat to international peace and security - a phrase our correspondent says is often used to justify intervention. But critics of the no-fly zones point out that the resolution did not say the Security Council was acting under Chapter VII of the UN Charter, which provides for enforcement action. Clearing the wreckage from a raid in 2000

Nor did it say that all necessary means could be used. Critics add that whatever was justified in 1991 is not necessarily justified more than 10 years later, when the reasons for continuing the air patrols may have changed. France no longer takes part in policing the no-fly zones, and the US and the UK are now alone in the Security Council in insisting that their frequent bombing of Iraqi targets is covered by international law. International law Many UK ministers say that under international law, there is a right to intervene to prevent a humanitarian catastrophe. They point out that Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein has hurt his people before - when he used chemical weapons to kill 5,000 Kurdish villagers in the 1980s. But French Foreign Minister Hubert Vedrine has called on Washington to redefine its policy on Iraq and criticised the recent US-British airstrikes on Baghdad as having no legal basis in international law. "We have believed for a long time that there is no basis in international law for this type of bombing," Mr Vedrine has said. Other countries, notably China and Russia, have condemned the no-fly zones as a violation of Iraqi sovereignty, and they insist there is no backing for the policy under international law or UN resolutions. The northern no-fly zone was declared after the end of the Gulf War in March 1991 to protect Kurds against military action which had driven huge numbers of people across the borders into Turkey and Iran. Subsequently, the US, UK and France set up safe havens on the ground in northern Iraq, to which the refugees returned. In a separate move, Iraqi aircraft were also prohibited from flying over the southern half of the country, in order to hamper President Hussein's operations against the Shi'a population there. Since UN weapons inspectors withdrew from Iraq shortly before a three-day US-UK bombardment in late 1998 known as Operation Desert Fox, the two Western powers have kept up their attacks whenever Iraqi air defences have locked onto aircraft patrolling the no-fly zones. Baghdad says more than 300 civilians have died in these attacks, with the some of the most serious incidents being: 2001
20 January: Six killed in raid in southern Iraq
2000
6 April: 14 civilians killed and 19 wounded
1999
28 July: Eight killed and 26 injured in northern Iraq
18 July: 14 civilians killed in raid on southern Iraq
13 May: 12 killed when planes hit residential area in the north of the country
28 February: Oil exports cut after attack damages pipeline in Mosul
25 January: About 20 dead in attacks on Basorah regionThe US and British air forces have disputed some of these figures, and insist they never target civilian areas. However, the raids have provided ammunition for Iraqi efforts to garner support for an end to its international isolation.

Which foreign leader have we assassinated? None. We are fighting a war. Osama and Saddam Saddam is officially the President (or whatever title he chooses) of Iraq.are fugitive enemy combatants and are leaders of nothing. Osama isn't even the leader of a country. Saddam's sons are dead enemy combatants. Please cite the source where the assassination of foreign leaders was modified or changed? That would take an act of Congress. No- not an act of Congress- ol' GW can even do it in secret if he wants! Now that's scary!

Associated Press
September 22, 2001

Assassination Ban Gets New Look
by NANCY BENAC
WASHINGTON -- In an earlier time, when the Cold War was hot, the U.S. government tried everything from mob hits to lethal pills to get Fidel Castro. The Cuban leader once bragged of surviving dozens of plots, even one involving "a mask that produces a fungus."

In those fearful times, the government also shipped poison to the Congo intended for independence leader Patrice Lumumba and supplied pistols and carbines to dissidents who shot Dominican Republic dictator Rafael Trujillo, congressional investigators concluded.

The legacy of those and other abuses is a government ban on assassinations, first issued by President Ford a quarter-century ago and now being re-examined in light of the terrorist attacks that the government believes were engineered by Osama bin Laden. Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld, asked this week whether the order inhibits the government from targeting terrorists, said, "There is no question that ban does have effects. It restricts certain things that government can and cannot do."

In a CBS-New York Times poll after the attacks, 65 percent of Americans said federal policy should be changed "so the U.S. government can assassinate people in foreign countries who commit terrorist acts."

"People are urgently looking for things to fix," said Steven Aftergood of the Federation of American Scientists.

At issue is one sentence of Executive Order 12333 of 1981, an update of Ford's 1976 order that was issued by President Reagan. It states: "No person employed by or acting on behalf of the United States government shall engage in, or conspire to engage in, assassination."

That sentence, seemingly straightforward, is subject to varying interpretations.

In the past 20 years, America has bombed Saddam Hussein's palaces in Iraq, struck at Moammar Gadhafi's tents in Libya and fired cruise missiles into a high-level meeting of Osama bin Laden's organization in Afghanistan that may have included him.

In each case, government officials said the assassination ban had not been violated.

In the case of bin Laden, former President Clinton told reporters after a news conference with New York officials that he had authorized the arrest and killing of bin Laden while in office.

"...We actually made contact with a group in Afghanistan to do it," Clinton said. "They were unsuccessful."

He said the U.S. did not have the intelligence at the time to make its own attempt under contraints that existed. Clinton said support from countries bordering Afghanistan, such as Pakistan, as well as key members of the United Nations, gives the U.S. more tactical options this time around to carry out such a mission.

Clinton told NBC this week the assassination ban doesn't apply to terrorists, only to heads of state.

Duane Clarridge, who worked in Reagan's CIA, recalled that when the Libyan bombing targets were drawn up in 1986, "there was certainly no discussion - or anyone making any smart or ad-lib remarks about hitting Gadhafi's command center - that we might get him." But Clarridge added: "Did we think that was a possibility? I'm sure that we all did." Instead, Gadhafi's infant daughter was killed.

There is ongoing debate about whether the assassination ban would preclude a government-sponsored hit on bin Laden.

"I don't see that it crosses the threshold with respect to assassination," former CIA Director Robert Gates said in an interview. "I make a distinction between military operations and the CIA going out and targeting someone for assassination. In military operations people usually get killed."

White House spokesman Ari Fleischer told reporters this week the assassination ban "does not limit America's ability to act in its self-defense." Defeating terrorists, he said, could require "acts which involved the lives of others."

Others are quick to add that the assassination ban is government policy, not law, and could be summarily revoked by President Bush, publicly or in secret. But Gates said that would be a mistake, inspired by those looking for a simple solution to a complicated problem.

"We are the most vulnerable country in the world when it comes to our political leadership," he said. "If we abandon a policy that we've had for 26 years, then I think we open ourselves to significant retribution and we'd be sorry we ever did it."

Aftergood of the scientists federation said public interest in lifting the ban "reflects a tendency to overpersonalize our adversary, as if bin Laden the individual were the only enemy that we are fighting. That's a gross exaggeration."

Whatever else may come of debate over lifting the ban, some think the discussion itself may have a good effect.

"Those who sponsor terrorism have to know that they could pay the ultimate price anywhere, anytime, by whatever means," said Bill Taylor, a senior adviser at the Center for Strategic and International Studies. "It ought to cause them to lose a little sleep."


Copyright 2001 Associated Press

Hey, I think this is a great thread but if you can't take the heat, get out of your own kitchen, or state that you don't want people who disagree with you to post. That will save you a lot of embarrassment. I didn't say anything about f*cking Osama. I don't know where your head is at tonight.

And yes, I am having fun. Thank you, for the bouquet.




WG

I never even implied I didn't want folks who disagreed w/ me here- Hell! Nobody ever agrees w/ me! What I said was... lets talk nice! Let's be nice! And it would certainly take a LOT more than this to embarass me!

"that traitorous bitch"
"gay sport of soccer."

Thats the kind of stuff I don't like... it's only meant to incite- not debate.

LOL And I never said you wanted to fuck Osama! I said if you wanted to I didn't care!

So...

My best Chat friend is sitting home w/ a syringe full of anti-freeze in her hand... or by now maybe in her arm. I'm tired.
Let's just all get high and relax and listen to one of Jenny's tales!

Where is Waverly? I've been there, but can't remember... I lived in Montgomery County- Olney- for many years! Great state!