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[BooMerengue]

OK People! I said there was only one rule here... be nice. I, too, am sickened by Miss Brittany, and all she stands for (Cough) I will NOT allow my grandaughter or grandsons to watch her... though we will watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre)!
BUT... let's put the blame where it belongs. Have you seen her little sister? Thats how Brittany used to look... a real sweet photogenic kid w/ a great open personality. Her mom saw that and exploited it, and now she's doing it to the younger daughter! Just try to imagine being only of average intelligence, dressed up like a hooker, taught some canned music, and how to dance like you're being fucked, w/o knowing what fucking is- and then being shoved out there in front of a zillion people! And then getting more than money than Oprah for doin it! Why wouldn't her head be screwed up?

Her Parents, the schools she attended, the music industry and whoever else is involved in her career should be brought up on charges of 'deliberately fucking a kid up for personal monetary gain'!

So... let's be nice!

Now- Jenny- WRITE THE FUCKIN PAPER!!! And I'll add the graphics... heres one for the Lisa Simpson story...
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/simpsons-div.gif

WW! It's ok- I got too tired to make a cohesive sentence anyway... lol

Oh Maria!! It's nice seeing you! Welcome and please join in the fray! It's all good! Here's your welcome!
( I DO love the class of people being drawn to this thread!)

http://animatedgif.net/facessmiles/jbsymani_e0.gif

IrishEyes! Hello! Have a seat! Tell us a tale of old Ireland and the wee people! So glad to have you here!
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/bar.jpg

Have to go for awhile- major cleaning day- no kids! Tralaaaa!!
BUT... "I'll be boch! she said in her best Arnold voice! LOL

 

[lrisheyes]

OK People! I said there was only one rule here... be nice. I, too, am sickened by Miss Brittany, and all she stands for (Cough) I will NOT allow my grandaughter or grandsons to watch her... though we will watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre)!
BUT... let's put the blame where it belongs. Have you seen her little sister? Thats how Brittany used to look... a real sweet photogenic kid w/ a great open personality. Her mom saw that and exploited it, and now she's doing it to the younger daughter! Just try to imagine being only of average intelligence, dressed up like a hooker, taught some canned music, and how to dance like you're being fucked, w/o knowing what fucking is- and then being shoved out there in front of a zillion people! And then getting more than money than Oprah for doin it! Why wouldn't her head be screwed up?

Her Parents, the schools she attended, the music industry and whoever else is involved in her career should be brought up on charges of 'deliberately fucking a kid up for personal monetary gain'!

So... let's be nice!

Now- Jenny- WRITE THE FUCKIN PAPER!!! And I'll add the graphics... heres one for the Lisa Simpson story...
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/simpsons-div.gif

WW! It's ok- I got too tired to make a cohesive sentence anyway... lol

Oh Maria!! It's nice seeing you! Welcome and please join in the fray! It's all good! Here's your welcome!
( I DO love the class of people being drawn to this thread!)

http://animatedgif.net/facessmiles/jbsymani_e0.gif

IrishEyes! Hello! Have a seat! Tell us a tale of old Ireland and the wee people! So glad to have you here!
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/bar.jpg

Have to go for awhile- major cleaning day- no kids! Tralaaaa!!
BUT... "I'll be boch! she said in her best Arnold voice! LOL

You're absolutely right.......thanks for pointing that out.....

Thanks for the welcome.....

Ahhhhhh, Ireland..........the land of my ancestors.......I have yet to visit the Emerald Isle.......though I do hope to one day.......

 

[Native Alien]

Yes Ma'am.

 

[Jenny _S]

Mmmm

Does Boo know I don't take direction well?

 

[BooMerengue]

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Thanks for making me laugh, Native! I just this minute got news that a very good friend has AIDS/HIV so far advanced that she is now ready to go into hiding, and in fact is leaving me Sunday- forever. Needless to say...I am devastated.

Please offer what prayers you have to whatever gods or goddesses you have that her passing is peaceful and easy.
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Oh, Girl- I will miss you so... please take my friend!

http://animatedgif.net/animals/horses/horse-3_e0.gif

 

[Jenny _S]

(((( Hug))))

I'm so sorry to hear that, Boo. So many friends have already gone that way Deseases like AIDS, cancer and so on just don't make a lot of sense in our world.

But hang in there G/F. We'll make you smile again and again because you are a delight to all of us.

 

[Native Alien]

Prayers for you both Boo, prayers for you both.

 

[sweet baby lee]

booooooooooooooo

i love this thread.........hugs anyway..........hi to all the ladies who post.........and ladybird.......hugsssssssssssssss........havent seen you in months.........
the posts are hilarious........

boo.....as you know........im not very talkative........but i will love reading this thread......DLL i want to look just like the lady in your post when i grow up...giggles.....heres a few words on your pic boo.......a little story..

when cassandra gazed into the chrystal......her eyes beheld the most beautiful face........the face of her dreams......staring back as if penetrating her soul......smiling.......startled....she turned the stone over in her palm.....the face replaced by that of an ogre...wickedly grinning up at her.....his hand seeming to rise out of the stone to touch her face.....quickly turning the stone over again......cassandra found nothing......the beautiful face was gone......only clouds remained........sadly turning to leave the glade.....she looked up.........there in the glade before her was a young man.........beautiful of face......strong of body.....smiling at her.......he took her hand......they walked together into the clouds.......

i know its not good but i liked the idea.......smiles......sbl

 

[lrisheyes]

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/flowerbar02.gif

Thanks for making me laugh, Native! I just this minute got news that a very good friend has AIDS/HIV so far advanced that she is now ready to go into hiding, and in fact is leaving me Sunday- forever. Needless to say...I am devastated.

Please offer what prayers you have to whatever gods or goddesses you have that her passing is peaceful and easy.
http://www.gif-para.de/Feuer/Feuer_2/candel_1_5kb.gif
Oh, Girl- I will miss you so... please take my friend!

http://animatedgif.net/animals/horses/horse-3_e0.gif

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Boo}}}}}}}}}}}}}

can only offer my thoughts and prayers...........

*hugs*

 

[Jenny _S]

Continuing Stories....

Hi Baby

(Portland, OR) The City Council lead by Mayor Vera (Big Ass) Katz, after passing the new city ordinance requiring all males over the age of 6 to be circumcised. The circumcisions began today and will be carried out at Multnomah Stadium the 2nd Saturday of every month overseen by a board certified physician.

Penalties for disobeying this ordenance include incarceration in the Oregon State Hospital for Mentally Insane Gay Men, $10,000 fine or both.

Mayor Katz expects that the traffic around the Stadium will be heavy for the next few months as thousands of Oregonian Men flock to be first in line.

 

[Native Alien]

Jenny, have those evil creatures been pissin in your pm box again?

 

[Jenny _S]

Jenny, have those evil creatures been pissin in your pm box again?

Happens all he damn time. What's odd is they claim they've been reading the posts in "worst" and go straight to my box to pee... DUHHHHHHH!

 

[Jenny _S]

News Flash

DeWalt, the tool giant has just announced the introduction of it's newest addition to their growing line of battery powered tools. The new tool features the same industrial strenghth, long life, 18.1 volt batteries used in DeWalt's other lines.

The versibility of the tool was demonstrated at the anual NACA convention in Los Vegas this week. The tool was shown in operation by the pretty "Ms Wendy" to the delight of all in attendance.

Early sales reports show a strong market penetration especially with both women and gay contractors who for years have been largely ignored by the major manufactures.

 

[Native Alien]

Jenny, that spinning is a little scarey. I can handle the in and outs of it, but the spinning, I don't know about that.

 

[Jenny _S]

In Foreign New...

(Paris-AP) President Jaque Chirac is reported recovering nicely from surgury today. The French president is reported to have undergone the world's first testical transplant.

The donar, a certain Mr. Pierre Losnutt happily faced the news media as he entered the hospital for the record setting event. Asked to comment Mr. Losnutt was quoted as saying, "No! Owwww. Please Stop!!"

Well wishers from all over the world sent card, telegrams and letters of encouragement to the President with the exception of the United States. George W. Bush was quoted by a Washington insider as saying, "Too damn late, Froggy! We already kicked some rag head ass!"

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(Seattle, Wa-CNN) The Boeing Company has unvailed its newest in the 700 series passanger jetliners. The "797", as it is called will carry a larger payload and fly faster with less fuel consumption than any of the previous 700 airplanes giving the aircraft greater range and a higher investment return on operations. Mr. Ralph Beamer, head of Boeing's Sales/Engineering department told CNN that the new state of the art "fly-by-wire" system should make this aircraft much more stable and easier to fly by arab terrorist hijackers with minimal pilot experience.

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(Nirobi - AP) It was reported that Edi Amine died last night. The former third world country leader died in excile at approximately 8:45 PM local time.

Cause of death is not immediately known but it is rumored that Ex-Presiden Amine choked to death on a piece of meat while dining with his family. Sources close to the Amine family could be hear grumbling something about the tough "Tutsi Meat" available currently in South Africa. When asked about the remark, Boswa, Mr. Amine's son responded, "We always had trouble with those Tutsi's. Why can't we get good people from The Niger. Their meat is much better."

More to come...

 

[BooMerengue]

Where do I start?
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/linha2.gif
Yes Jenny- I had heard about Idi Amin... National Geographic provided this picture of the natives returning to their homelands now that he's gone! There IS justice in the world!!
BTW...Where is Baby Doc?

SweetBaby! I love your story! "ahem" at least SOME here follow directions... hhmmmmm... since no one else had picked up the glove I put mine away- here it is...
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/light_of_fairy.jpg

"Tatiana casually picked up her gazing ball and glanced into it. Gasping, she tried to close her fist but it was frozen open... and shaking terribly. Her sisters gathered around and the sound of their voices was the sound the stars make spinning thru the Void. "What is it?" asked Mirabelle, Tatiana's closest friend.

Tatiana turned away for a moment, and then slowly turned back. "It's not for me to reveal, yet truly there is danger coming to our wood... I smell the smell of death." The others cried out, and began to flutter aimlessly; "What shall we do?" they cried. "We shall do nothing," said Tatiana. "What must be must be..."

I swear, if anyone else had decided to play I was gonna write about Oberon facing his greatest challenge- mankind's encroachment on Nature's habitat. But how prophetic can it get? My news today was far worse!

SBL- I'm glad you like it here- Hey everyone- meet Sticky!! One of my very dearest friends!! She's a baby, but she's growing up fast! Hell- she ought to zoom right into middle age decadence on this thread! LOL A gift for you, my sweet one!
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/fairy-wand.gif Your very own Cassandra!

Jenny, dammit! You don't need me to take pictures! Those are great! (but you could use a little help w/ your spelling)

Thank you all for your hugs(hush, Sticky!) and well wishes! I know she already feels them...

 

[Native Alien]

Boo, if there is anything that I can do, even if it is just to sit with you here, let me know please.

 

[mayi]

hello Boo

i am really not that smart, but all your posts have given me a much needed smile.......keep it up gang

(keep it up.....now why do i always say that???)

 

[Native Alien]

Seems to be a very well used phrase with women....lol. Seems we are always saying it to someone else.

 

[sweet baby lee]

hehe boo

i like your story too.....kinda dark and mysterious.....http://www.acu.edu/images/acu-today/bookcase-hugs-for-women.jpg this is for you boo.........and all the ladies of the thread

 

[sweet baby lee]

hehe boo

i like your story too.....kinda dark and mysterious.....http://www.acu.edu/images/acu-today/bookcase-hugs-for-women.jpg this is for you boo.........and all the ladies of the thread

 

[Jenny _S]

More news from the war zone....

(Basra City, Iraq) This southern Iraqi town saw another day of unrest, this time springing from a demonstration of women and Soldiers protesting oppressive laws installed by the newly appointed Iraqi Internal Security Forces. Some 400 women and 2000 marines from the 1st Expiditionary Force took to the streets waving banners and shouting as Iraqi police tried to calm the mod.

One of the women's leaders, Ms Fatima Farrazzi told reporters that the newly instituted laws were "unfair and unjust". "These laws are aimed at putting an end to the rights of the women of Iraq," stated Ms. Farrazzi.

It was later learned that Ms. Farrazzi is the owner and operator of "Fatima's House of Pleasure," a well know brothel in Basra. The other women protesters were also prostitutes working various houses in the neigborhood.

Major General Alfred Maire, Commanding General of the 1st Marines was quoted as saying, "Hell yeah. What's a good war without a few hookers hanging around the camp. That's what these boys are here for." Repeated phone calls to the Pentagon in Washington DC resulted in no response. Our reporter was told the entire JCS infra-structure was at a private party at the home of Ms. Trixie (Boom Boom) LaToure.
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(Los Angeles -AP) Actor Tom Sizemore was released on his on recognizence today after being found guilty on charges of harrassment and assault. The charges arose from a disagreement with Ms. Heidi Fleiss, well known "madam."

Sizemore is expected to be sentenced September 2nd in Los Angeles. Asked to comment, Ms. Fleiss would only say, "Refund? He's out of his f**king mind!"

 

[Jenny _S]

(New York) An official spokesman for Con-Ed reported today that the massive Thursday power failure that struck the Northeast could now be blamed on Ohio. Con-Ed officials are heaving a sigh of relief now that they have found a scapegoat and can blame the blackout on someone else.

In a press conference held in New York this afternoon, Louis (The Mugger) Sanchowitz, head of Con-Ed’s “enforcement division” displayed the bodies of two linemen and a district supervisor, formerly employed by First Energy Corp. for Akron, Ohio. “We got da guys what done it,” stated Sanchowitz. “Now everyone go back to work and forget about dis mess.”

President George W. Bush praised the rapid work of the “enforcer division” in clearing up this mystery and assured Mr. Sanchowitz that “the check is in the mail.”
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(Tacoma, Washington) The governor of Washington, today, declared an official state of emergency for the entire state due to Thursday’s blackout on the eastern seaboard. This clears the way for millions in Federal Emergency Relief Funds for every citizen living in the state.

In a press conference a spokesman for the governor said, “We’ve been hit hard by this disaster. This administration is looking out for the welfare of the people of this state.” However, when reminded that Washington was unaffected by the blackout the spokesman responded, “Hey, there’s a disaster. When that happens Washington State always declares a state of emergency. There were big losses here. The people of this state deserve their fair share of disaster relief.”

(There's a little too much truth in that last story... sorry )

 

[Native Alien]

I should have known better than to come in here before I had my coffee...Jenny, you crack me up.

 

[Native Alien]

Well dang everyone must be sleepin in this morning. Or they live on the other coast. In which case, Good Morning again.