Worst On-Line Sex

[Jenny _S]

Re: Jenny,

I am wet thinking about it.

Sultry,
This sounds like a perfect time for action. There can never be anything as erotic or sensual as the soft lips of another woman. The gentleness and caring just put me over the edge when our lips meet and her tongue plays little circles around my nipples and clit.

Damn! Now I am wet. Be Back Later. Gotta take care of something.

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Wow....

Sultry,
Just went through all your posts this morning again. Too bad you are way over there in New Jersey. I'd certainly be available to introduce you to the first womanly ((LICK)) of your life followed by hours of... well..
That's not for the public, is it?

Jenny

 

[tendril]

Re: Wow....

Sultry,
Just went through all your posts this morning again. Too bad you are way over there in New Jersey. I'd certainly be available to introduce you to the first womanly ((LICK)) of your life followed by hours of... well..
That's not for the public, is it?

Jenny

Well...share a little with us 'public' !

 

[tendril]

Re: Before Lit. ...

...

I used to socialise (!!??) quite a lot in Yahoo chat. It was there that I had my worst cyber.

Do you ever get the "I just need it now" feeling? Well, that's how I was and I was in an adult chat room and got PM-ing with someone and one thing led to another - as I'd hoped it would and we were cybering very nicely thank you. I was about a millimetre from orgasm when "she" typed (I can't remember the exact words) "My cock is about to explode" then "ooops sorry - I meant my pussy"

Like you'd get them mixed up!!!

My hot lady friend was a guy and I have no gay or bi leanings at all - you've never seen a guy shrivel so fast in your life - you'd think I'd jumped in iced water!

LMAO
This is where the webcam comes in handy Really, I recommend it highly.

 

[Jenny _S]

Mmmmmmmm

Now Tendril,
Do you think I would want to bore the readers with "girl stuff". Suffice to say if cumming is fine cumming again is great but cumming again and again is devine.

Jenny

 

[tendril]

Re: Mmmmmmmm

Now Tendril,
Do you think I would want to bore the readers with "girl stuff". Suffice to say if cumming is fine cumming again is great but cumming again and again is devine.

Jenny

Somehow, I just don't think you would bore anyone.

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Mmmmmmmm

Somehow, I just don't think you would bore anyone.

Oh Tendril,
That is so sweet But I have my moods. Like I got dumped by my on-line lover a few days ago. For about 20 minutes you didn't want to be anywhere near me. But then I decided it was his loss and his girlfriends.

Jenny

 

[submrinedude]

Re: Hmmm, another horror story. Let me think.

Submarinedude: I think you said you were in some form of the military. Do you still have the uniform?

No past tense Sultry. I am a current card carrying member of the US Navy and darn proud of it! BTW in case any confusion may arise (easy to do given the forum), sub refers to my occupation not my sexual preference.

And yes, I have a wide array of uniforms from poopie suit to full dress whites. The most recognizable being the dress whites. It was the uniform Richard Gere was wearing when he carried Debra Winger away to happily ever after in An Officer and a Gentleman.

Why do you ask?

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Mmmmmmmm

Somehow, I just don't think you would bore anyone.

Well I for one would risk it ladies tis a gift I have,the gift of listening

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Re: Mmmmmmmm

Well I for one would risk it ladies tis a gift I have,the gift of listening

Oh, Bachlum Sweety,

You are much too kind. But after all it's just lil ole me. What do I have to talk about? Oh I know.... But it's not on-line sex...It was for real.

Met this guy someplace. We talked. We dated a couple times. Finally we ended up naked at his place. He jumps on. Pumps my pussy about three times and shoots his load. Then he says to me "I'm done. You can leave now."

Anyway, a week later he calls me wanting a date. Can you believe that guy??

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Oh, You remended me...

There was a rather humerous (as I look back on it) happening a couple months ago. I was chatting with this guy for a couple weeks in PalTalk. Single, Good Looking, Good Job. All the right combination. Finally I concented to Cam Sex with the guy. Things are going along pretty well. My pussy was really wet with three fingers in there and he was about to splatter cum all over his monitor when he reaches up and my monitor goes blank.

Pretty soon he comes back and starts stroking again... and so do I. I was getting close to a really great orgasm when the same damn thing happened.

When he came back I asked him what the hell he was doing. About that time here came his WIFE and she was pissed! The jerk was wanking while she was in the kitchen doing the dishes and everytime she came in the room he threw a towel over the cam and minimized the screen.

Gawd!!!!

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Re: Mmmmmmmm

Well I for one would risk it ladies tis a gift I have,the gift of listening

Am I boring you yet, my friend???

Jenny (with a special big for Bachlum)

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Mmmmmmmm

Am I boring you yet, my friend???

Jenny (with a special big for Bachlum)

Never bored my lady with lovelies

 

[sultryslayer]

hello all and good night

submarinedude: I love men in uniform, they totally turn me on.
I like to dress up too and am available for requests!

Jenny: I wonder if I should invest in a web cam. It sounds like you are having some fun with yours. It is real technical? I am not good at hooking machines up unless they (ah I was going to say something sexual about vibes but I don't feel like coming up with a clever line.)

It is a shame you live so far away. I would love someone who is experienced with other women to show me the ropes.

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: hello all and good night

submarinedude: I love men in uniform, they totally turn me on.
I like to dress up too and am available for requests!

Jenny: I wonder if I should invest in a web cam. It sounds like you are having some fun with yours. It is real technical? I am not good at hooking machines up unless they (ah I was going to say something sexual about vibes but I don't feel like coming up with a clever line.)

It is a shame you live so far away. I would love someone who is experienced with other women to show me the ropes.

Sultry,
Web Cams can be fun but there are dangers too. I have no idea how many times I have agreed to "talk"on cam to some guy only to have the cam open and find a guy butt naked chocking his chicken. The conversation, of course, ends right there not because I am offended by the masterbation but because of the dishonesty.

On the other hand I've have great fun talking to many people and having sex on cam with a few.

You seem an intellegent woman so why not invest? They really aren't very expensive and can be a source of hours of enjoyment.

As far as hooking on up and making it run.... I'll PM you.

Now... Oregon <---> New Jersey. Damn that is a long distance, isn't it? I would love to introduce you to the joys of a woman. And just between you and me, that doesn't all have to do with sex. The intellect, the emotions, the caring, the conversation. That is all part of the experience. These are things I really hope you have the opportunity to know one day soon. And I am just devistated that I will not likely be the one to introduce you, dear.

You are a darling, woman, Sultry

Jenny

 

[mac340]

Well Jenny you must be meeting the wrong guys, the biggest turn on for me is making my wife or cyber/cam partner cum, not that i don't have my exhibitionist side too

 

[tendril]

Re: Oh, You remended me...

There was a rather humerous (as I look back on it) happening a couple months ago. I was chatting with this guy for a couple weeks in PalTalk. Single, Good Looking, Good Job. All the right combination. Finally I concented to Cam Sex with the guy. Things are going along pretty well. My pussy was really wet with three fingers in there and he was about to splatter cum all over his monitor when he reaches up and my monitor goes blank.

Pretty soon he comes back and starts stroking again... and so do I. I was getting close to a really great orgasm when the same damn thing happened.

When he came back I asked him what the hell he was doing. About that time here came his WIFE and she was pissed! The jerk was wanking while she was in the kitchen doing the dishes and everytime she came in the room he threw a towel over the cam and minimized the screen.

Gawd!!!!

Jenny

Damn that is funny.

Reminds me of a guy I chatted with for awhile on www.eyeball.com.

He was from Spain or Italy.....well, one day, out of the blue he stands up and I realise he's naked from the waist down. He stands there with his cock waving in the breeze and asks - "Is this cock great enough for you ?"

End of friendship.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Oh, You remended me...

There was a rather humerous (as I look back on it) happening a couple months ago. I was chatting with this guy for a couple weeks in PalTalk. Single, Good Looking, Good Job. All the right combination. Finally I concented to Cam Sex with the guy. Things are going along pretty well. My pussy was really wet with three fingers in there and he was about to splatter cum all over his monitor when he reaches up and my monitor goes blank.

Pretty soon he comes back and starts stroking again... and so do I. I was getting close to a really great orgasm when the same damn thing happened.

When he came back I asked him what the hell he was doing. About that time here came his WIFE and she was pissed! The jerk was wanking while she was in the kitchen doing the dishes and everytime she came in the room he threw a towel over the cam and minimized the screen.

Gawd!!!!

Jenny

LMAO that was a real good one my lady.
I hope you are all well ladies I find myself showing up more and more for your tales of woe.
Tis a true pleasure ladies
Lo Submrinedude also glad you are in subs and not a sub

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Oh, You remended me...

LMAO that was a real good one my lady.
I hope you are all well ladies I find myself showing up more and more for your tales of woe.
Tis a true pleasure ladies
Lo Submrinedude also glad you are in subs and not a sub

In all honesty, Bachlum, my friend..
I never cease to be amazed by the things that happen on the internet. The moment you think you have it under control some wanker throws you a new curve.

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Oh, You remended me...

Damn that is funny.

Reminds me of a guy I chatted with for awhile on www.eyeball.com.

He was from Spain or Italy.....well, one day, out of the blue he stands up and I realise he's naked from the waist down. He stands there with his cock waving in the breeze and asks - "Is this cock great enough for you ?"

End of friendship.

Oh Don't I know it, Tendril. That is so funny. I was working on a story Sunday night and actually worked that scene into it. A little different. It was a woman not a man... but... ROFL.

That exact same kind of thing has happened to so many people I know. And it goes back to the same issue: Dishonesty and a kind of betrayal of trust. I find it very sad.

Maybe they should install laser zappers in web cams so we can "decapitate" the offending digits.

I'm so glad you and the others are enjoying this silly little thread, by the way. It's been so much fun

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Well Jenny you must be meeting the wrong guys, the biggest turn on for me is making my wife or cyber/cam partner cum, not that i don't have my exhibitionist side too

To be perfectly honest, Mac

I've pretty much given up on sex on the internet. I have plenty of opportunities in real life. But I should say I've had great experiences as well as bad. Probably more good than bad, really.

But there really is somethng missing in cyber. I miss the touching, the feeling and sounds of sex. I don't thing Hewlet Packard has licked (did I say licked?) that problem quite yet.

Jenny

 

[whatsinanameuk]

Re: Re: Before Lit. ...

OMG. That is so funny. Have you noticed though, that afterwards you can laugh at these experiences? Thank you for pointing up one of the pit falls of cyber on the internet -- gender swaping (done it once or twice myself). I have to say that falls into the area of basic human honesty. This is another reason I try and stick to the phone if I can or Cam them first if I can't.

By the way, I get hit on my the LEZ crowd regularly not that I mind that much

Jenny

I know - mad isn't it!!?? I can laugh now - but I'm not sure at the time whether I was more mad or embarassed!

I've never been one for the quickie anyway - so serves me right for doing it! I am now much more in my usual groove of chatting with someone and actually feeling good and relaxed and sometimes sex becomes a part of that - this is a sex website after all: who visits here to talk about gardening!?

 

[whatsinanameuk]

Re: Re: Wow....

Well...share a little with us 'public' !

I agree with you Tendril - some thinks are too juicy to keep under wraps!

 

[redrider4u]

To be perfectly honest, Mac

I've pretty much given up on sex on the internet. I have plenty of opportunities in real life. But I should say I've had great experiences as well as bad. Probably more good than bad, really.

But there really is somethng missing in cyber. I miss the touching, the feeling and sounds of sex. I don't thing Hewlet Packard has licked (did I say licked?) that problem quite yet.

Jenny

I like this thread.......it's funny. Several years ago, when I was a newbie on ICQ, I was having fun chatting with folks all over the world. Anyway, I ran into this gal from Sydney, AU. Hell, we had only been chatting for several minutes when she typed: "I want your big c*** in my wet, slopping, juicy, hairy c***. It sounded like an ad for kibbles 'n bits! Well, no shirker here, so I played along for a while, until ta-da! a sales pitch for some kind of sexual potency drug came along. You, know, the type that adds inches to a guy and delivers multiple O's. Anyway, on this occasion, you might say I got screwed twice!

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Re: Before Lit. ...

I know - mad isn't it!!?? I can laugh now - but I'm not sure at the time whether I was more mad or embarassed!

I've never been one for the quickie anyway - so serves me right for doing it! I am now much more in my usual groove of chatting with someone and actually feeling good and relaxed and sometimes sex becomes a part of that - this is a sex website after all: who visits here to talk about gardening!?

That's so true, whats,

And isn't that what makes sex the best? The relaxed and mutual understanding between participants. I'm not sure I ever want to go back to quickies now that I've found that.

Although, were certain, unnamed male persons of my aquaintance to suddenly become available I might have to rethink that position on a case by case basis.

Jenny