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Re: Re: Well!!!

Bachlum Chaam said:
Well actually my lady Stark is a purveyour of nubile ladies flesh in the photographic sense, I'm afraid to say he's quite good to but tell him not,take a look at his site most of the ladies if not all are over 40 years old and v luscious

Well Excellent!
In that case I can play the exhibitionist and call it art :D

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
Re: I thought I would check in

sultryslayer said:
and say good evening!

Sultry,

It is so good to see you, dear. We have all missed you today. Everything is great in your life, I hope.
(Still sneaking an occasional peek at your pic... You are so luscious, Dearheart :p)

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
Re: Art

whatsinanameuk said:
A shamelessly exhibitionistic woman is art in it's fullest sense.

That's true, Whats... and a trampy, blonde with a sense of humor is artistically dangerous :))

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
Bachlum Chaam said:
Good morning all I hope you are well?

Well, Bachlum, my friend...

Yesssssssss... wonderful... Good Morning... but I'm just about to go off to my bed and rubber lover.

How you doing this AM, hun?

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Art

Jenny _S said:
That's true, Whats... and a trampy, blonde with a sense of humor is artistically dangerous :))

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:

I am, now, as you'd expect, hopelessly weak at the knees - all those qualities in ONE package - too much for an old man ;)

Good morning BC
 
I'm feeling fine thank you my lady hope you have a good one then :D

Morning Whatsinanameuk beautiful morning
 
Re: Re: Re: Art

whatsinanameuk said:
I am, now, as you'd expect, hopelessly weak at the knees - all those qualities in ONE package - too much for an old man ;)

Good morning BC


Awww... so many men... so many hours with a rubber appliance... oh well :( But that's by choice, so I live with it.

Jenny
:kiss: :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Art

Jenny _S said:
Awww... so many men... so many hours with a rubber appliance... oh well :( But that's by choice, so I live with it.

Jenny
:kiss: :kiss:

It's always good to live with your choices :)
 
Im relaxing.....

Now, glass of wine....early friday evening...aaahhh.

Hello everyone...:)
 
Re: Im relaxing.....

tendril said:
Now, glass of wine....early friday evening...aaahhh.

Hello everyone...:)

Hi Tendril - enjoy your wine - I have a few hours till mine - I have my herbal tea right now.
 
Re: Re: Im relaxing.....

whatsinanameuk said:
Hi Tendril - enjoy your wine - I have a few hours till mine - I have my herbal tea right now.


I am enjoying my wine. Can't beat a Kiwi Sauvignon Blanc.
 
Re: Re: Re: Im relaxing.....

tendril said:
I am enjoying my wine. Can't beat a Kiwi Sauvignon Blanc.

Soon be the weekend and then I can relax with some wine - not Kiwi though - I have a bottle of Bordeaux lined up :)
 
Re: Im relaxing.....

tendril said:
Now, glass of wine....early friday evening...aaahhh.

Hello everyone...:)

Ah, Tendril..
Always good to see your happy smiling face.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Im relaxing.....

whatsinanameuk said:
Soon be the weekend and then I can relax with some wine - not Kiwi though - I have a bottle of Bordeaux lined up :)

And here I am stuck with nothing but a bottle fortified "Night Train Express" stolen from a wino found sleeping on my doorstep.
I am sooo jealous.

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Re: Im relaxing.....

whatsinanameuk said:
Hi Jenny - good to see yours too (smiling face that is ;))

Almost 7:20 AM and I'm off to work soon. Unfortunatly I have to work today. If my oar on the galley isn't manned the boat seems to go in circles and the Captain wants to water ski today.

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
(AKA Galley Slave)
 
Do?

Bachlum Chaam said:
So what do you do Lady Jenny?

Fifth oar from the front, Port Side, BC :)

Naw... I work for a development company... Pretty boring really.

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
Re: Do?

Jenny _S said:
Fifth oar from the front, Port Side, BC :)

Naw... I work for a development company... Pretty boring really.

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:

So my lady you are right handed?
 
Lmao

ntp said:
ok, the man bashing is annoying, and not really any better then when idiot guys say "all women are the same... all they need is ___" But taking it in a joking spirit, there sure are a lot of idiots on the internet, of both sexes. I think the anonymity brings out the worst in people sometimes. I'm amazed by some of the racist and sexist stuff people will say on here that (hopefully) they wouldn't have the nerve to say out loud in real life.

I used to "cyber" sometimes when i was in college. I've been accused of typing too fast, so that she couldn't both keep up with our conversation and masturbate at the same time. haha.

I found it awkward with partners who just couldn't think of anything interesting to talk about or say. It's hard to have fun with it if the other person lacks the imagination to even keep the conversation moving, or if they're so focused on a particular fantasy of theirs that they aren't able or willing to respond to what you're showing interest in, too. Helping a partner work through a specific fantasy is a cool thing to do, but unless you both share the fantasy, it requires you to put your own fun on the back burner a little bit to fully fuel their imagination.

I confess, i've also been guilty of "cybering" with two partners at the same time. Of course, we were all on the same channel together and it was my first online bisexual threesome. *giggle* I have to admit that simultaneously giving and receiving a "cyber-blowjob" was fun, but a whole lot of typing. :)

ntp

Well, NTP...
That was well said. Welcome to our little corner of Lit. I agree. In short the one thing both men and women on Lit (even in the Sex/Fantisy personals) is a little human respect.
Thank you for posting your thoughts. There is so much there that is all too true.

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
Hey all..... I have an experience to relate..... I was chatting with a guy on Yahoo and the chat was going very nicely *ahem* and all of a sudden he starts accusing me of being a guy! and he starts to call me all sorts of nasty and derogatory names.... I was like 'where the hell did that come from?' He was very creepy and it kind of freaked me out cuz of the Jeckyl/Hyde thing going on there. Hit the ignore button pretty fast on that one! :confused: :eek:

LIR
 
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