Worst On-Line Sex

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Good Morning, my friend

No my lady I am not into transgender anything thank you.Tis ones heart turning to shite instead

Aww, tis sad to hear it is such a condition my dear friend, Bachlum.

But at least we can look at the bright side. Now we don't have to look forward to you typing in a high falsetto. But I do hope that the talk of SEX and RUBBER SEX AIDS doesn't worsen your condition.

Jenny

 

[easygoingguy]

Hi everyone
I'm new here but this thread caught my eye & it's quite interesting.surely providing some much needed giggles from everyday r/l stuff I tell ya
has me thinking about my own experiences & so far nothing bad has popped up but it's early...lol
if I remember any bad ones I'll be sure to share them from a males point of view.
till then I'll be popping in & out as time allows & look forward to hearing all the juicy details & hey you know you gotta be able to laugh at yourself & life in general,lord knows I do

 

[Jenny _S]

Great !!

Hi everyone
I'm new here but this thread caught my eye & it's quite interesting.surely providing some much needed giggles from everyday r/l stuff I tell ya
has me thinking about my own experiences & so far nothing bad has popped up but it's early...lol
if I remember any bad ones I'll be sure to share them from a males point of view.
till then I'll be popping in & out as time allows & look forward to hearing all the juicy details & hey you know you gotta be able to laugh at yourself & life in general,lord knows I do

Welcome to Lit, Easy. And welcome to our little thread. It's always nice to find another contributor with attitude. LMAO

Jenny

 

[lovemetender]

Re: Great !!

Welcome to Lit, Easy. And welcome to our little thread. It's always nice to find another contributor with attitude. LMAO

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Great !!

Awwwww, baby,

But it's happened to all of us. That's what is so strange about on line sex. Sex is sex is sex. There is no compassion, tenderness or anything else. It's just people getting off.

Oh. Now there's a novel idea

Jenny

 

[lovemetender]

Re: Re: Re: Great !!

Awwwww, baby,

But it's happened to all of us. That's what is so strange about on line sex. Sex is sex is sex. There is no compassion, tenderness or anything else. It's just people getting off.

Oh. Now there's a novel idea

Jenny

oops been so long since I posted that I must've hit the wrong button...lost forever in cyberland I guess...lol

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Hmmmm not tried rubber or latex myself but I really hate wearing a tarp for lovemaking,also Jenny you notice I didn't say sex cos I don't do sex tis always lovemaking . Mayhap rougher but tis still lovemaking

 

[Jenny _S]

Hmmmm not tried rubber or latex myself but I really hate wearing a tarp for lovemaking,also Jenny you notice I didn't say sex cos I don't do sex tis always lovemaking . Mayhap rougher but tis still lovemaking

Welcome back, Bachlum, my friend.

And I'm not too sure. It's been so long since I've made love rather than sex, that I hardly remember what it's like.

Oh, I do remember. That's where your partner gets to stay all night. Right??

Jenny

 

[lovemetender]

Re: Re: Re: Great !!

Awwwww, baby,

But it's happened to all of us. That's what is so strange about on line sex. Sex is sex is sex. There is no compassion, tenderness or anything else. It's just people getting off.

Oh. Now there's a novel idea

Jenny

I see your points & hey different strokes for different folks & all but you can have it all so to speak,even online though that's surely the minority...lol

the great thing is that everyones needs are different & when two folks needs click be it online or r/l that's when the sparks fly & not just other things

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Welcome back, Bachlum, my friend.

And I'm not too sure. It's been so long since I've made love rather than sex, that I hardly remember what it's like.

Oh, I do remember. That's where your partner gets to stay all night. Right??

Jenny

Actually I would even say it doesn't have to be all night,tis more a caring and sharing thing,with some soul and meaning my lady

 

[starkpic]

Actually I would even say it doesn't have to be all night,tis more a caring and sharing thing,with some soul and meaning my lady

Followed by a good hard spankin' for the lady, I'd say Bachlum!

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Great !!

I see your points & hey different strokes for different folks & all but you can have it all so to speak,even online though that's surely the minority...lol

the great thing is that everyones needs are different & when two folks needs click be it online or r/l that's when the sparks fly & not just other things

I never said I didn't do on-line. I've just grown jaded and picky

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Spanking?

Followed by a good hard spankin' for the lady, I'd say Bachlum!

<perk> Did someone say Spanking?

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Oh, BC

Actually I would even say it doesn't have to be all night,tis more a caring and sharing thing,with some soul and meaning my lady

You are such a sweet talker, my friend. You could stay all night with me anytime. You should know that.

Jenny

 

[lovemetender]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Great !!

I never said I didn't do on-line. I've just grown jaded and picky

Jenny

wasn't my intention to infer you didn't,sorry if it seemed that way...I was speaking in general terms not anyone specifically...

jaded & picky huh?....nothing wrong with that....& the great thing with this whole internet thingy is that just when you thought you saw it all....bam....LOL

 

[tendril]

*yawn*..*stretch*....morning from New Zealand
Just another (wet) day here in Paradise.

Maybe we could take a few left turns with this thread and add a few 'success' encounters....??

I still chat with a guy I met over a year ago...I've heard of others that have kept the flame going for 3, 5+ years...AND never met.

How do you do that?? I mean keep close for say 3 years and never meet

 

[Jenny _S]

I did that

*yawn*..*stretch*....morning from New Zealand
Just another (wet) day here in Paradise.

Maybe we could take a few left turns with this thread and add a few 'success' encounters....??

I still chat with a guy I met over a year ago...I've heard of others that have kept the flame going for 3, 5+ years...AND never met.

How do you do that?? I mean keep close for say 3 years and never meet

G'Day to you, Tendril,

I did have a long term thing for about 2 years. It was every day, every night and lots of cam sex. But alas, she went back to her husband. Oh well

You are just so sweet looking in the morning when you arrise, Tendril

Jenny

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Followed by a good hard spankin' for the lady, I'd say Bachlum!

Ah Stark sir tis glad to see you here you should try the lovely Jenny for photos

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

*yawn*..*stretch*....morning from New Zealand
Just another (wet) day here in Paradise.

Maybe we could take a few left turns with this thread and add a few 'success' encounters....??

I still chat with a guy I met over a year ago...I've heard of others that have kept the flame going for 3, 5+ years...AND never met.

How do you do that?? I mean keep close for say 3 years and never meet

I am glad to say there are a few ladies I talk to that are lovely it doesn't even mean sexually.

I did meet one lady that lied through her teeth and another that used to take offence and leave you hanging without a word now that lady was strange just leaving mid chat *shakes head*

 

[tendril]

I am glad to say there are a few ladies I talk to that are lovely it doesn't even mean sexually.

I did meet one lady that lied through her teeth and another that used to take offence and leave you hanging without a word now that lady was strange just leaving mid chat *shakes head*

Hello MrChaam...nice to see you as ever.

i know what you mean about non sexual chat, just good fun !

 

[Jenny _S]

Well!!!

Ah Stark sir tis glad to see you here you should try the lovely Jenny for photos

Are you assuming that I would bare my naked body to just any Tom, Dick or Harry, Bachlum?

Well... actually I might

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

I'm not so sure

Hello MrChaam...nice to see you as ever.

i know what you mean about non sexual chat, just good fun !

Every time I try and have a non-sexual chat it always goes:

"Gee nice weather. I love the rain. And nice tits by the way"

Why do you suppose that is?

Jenny

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Hello MrChaam...nice to see you as ever.

i know what you mean about non sexual chat, just good fun !

Good morning to you lovely Tendril tis nice as always to see you and right now more than ever going by your AV

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: I'm not so sure

Every time I try and have a non-sexual chat it always goes:

"Gee nice weather. I love the rain. And nice tits by the way"

Why do you suppose that is?

Jenny

Well obviously you do have a gorgeous chasis my lady. Alas I cannot remember that I used that particular opening gambit,the thing is does it work? Mayhap I should try it

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Well!!!

Are you assuming that I would bare my naked body to just any Tom, Dick or Harry, Bachlum?

Well... actually I might

Jenny

Well actually my lady Stark is a purveyour of nubile ladies flesh in the photographic sense, I'm afraid to say he's quite good to but tell him not,take a look at his site most of the ladies if not all are over 40 years old and v luscious