Worst On-Line Sex

ohh so sultry is a firey redhead:) so let me get this straight, jenny and sultry would rather look at fruit then large hard penis'? ;)
 
Holy Macaroli !

sultryslayer said:
Jenny I am with you here:

I think about Sex... Read about Sex... hear about Sex... Imagine Sex.... See a banana... cucumber...dildo... imagine certain vegitables...etc.

Always turned on in Jersey!

I think I have attached a pic of myself, if I did it correctly.

P.S. I pmed you my email address

I might at well go bury myself. You are HOT girl! That pic made me thump over her... BIG TIME, Sultry... WoW!

Jenny :heart: :heart: :kiss: :kiss:
 
OH MY Mac

I just say your pic and the fruit has got to go. But what is a girl to do when she doesn't have a man like you around?
 
*blush* well thanks sultry, i sure wish i could help you out there;) but there is a little matter of 3000 miles.
 
Thank you Jenny

you are a sweetie too! You really are. I am off to bed but I will be back on tommorow. Sending you another pm real quick too!

Mac maybe I can rack up my frequent flier miles and visit. Great excuse. Just kidding! I hope you have a lovely woman to share that with.

Good nite!
 
Re: Thank you Jenny

sultryslayer said:
you are a sweetie too! You really are. I am off to bed but I will be back on tommorow. Sending you another pm real quick too!

Mac maybe I can rack up my frequent flier miles and visit. Great excuse. Just kidding! I hope you have a lovely woman to share that with.

Good nite!

Good night, Sweet....
And Irish? OMG too good to be true :)

Sleep well, Sultry.

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
so you like irish jenny? MAC340 :) and i do have a lovely woman sultry she had a long day and is sleeping on the couch at the moment lol
 
Pure Bred

mac340 said:
so you like irish jenny? MAC340 :) and i do have a lovely woman sultry she had a long day and is sleeping on the couch at the moment lol

The totally mad, Jenny is a 100% pure Irish transplant from County Cork, Mac. There are only two kinds of people in the world, you know. The Irish and those who wish they were :)

Jenny :kiss: Kiss:
 
Re: So True

Jenny _S said:
There is some truth in what you say, Bill. The difference is one of intimacy. That is to say someone who your lover emotionally and intellectually is seen differently than some faceless stranger. Sex with your lover has no bounds. Vaginal, Anal or Oral treatment is all part of making love. The question then - sex with a complete stranger anything even close? From experience I say no. There may be plenty of friction but where is the intimacy and caring? I think that's what this thread is really all about - caring for the other person both as a lover and a person.

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:

THAT is SO true -- only really great sex I have ever had has been with someone I love, deeply love. Everything else has paled in comparison.

Having said that ... you and sultry ARE turning me on. ;)
 
LOL, oh is that so jenny, well i never said I was irish just my last name is, i am 100% american;)
 
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Bill in Cincy said:
THAT is SO true -- only really great sex I have ever had has been with someone I love, deeply love. Everything else has paled in comparison.

Having said that ... you and sultry ARE turning me on. ;)

Well thank you, Bill :)

I don't think anyone every died of a good hard on. :)
And Sultry is a sweetheart, as is Mac and Tendril and sub and BC and all the people who come to visit. This has turned into a nice group of people. Welcome to the group, Bill. Don't see you often, but you always have something interesting to contribute. ;)

And yes. On Line sex really has many drawbacks that person to person intimacy overcomes. But then for a quick wank and a little squishy... :D

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
:D

mac340 said:
LOL, oh is that so jenny, well i never said I was irish just my last name is, i am 100% american;)

Why don't you try switching to large quantities of Guiness Stout and acting like a drunken asshole on St Pat's, Mac... You just might pass.... hehehe

Of course I'm kidding..

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
And yes. On Line sex really has many drawbacks that person to person intimacy overcomes. But then for a quick wank and a little squishy...
My point exactly jenny, though i usually like a long slow wank;)
 
Re: Re: Aww nice to see you, too, Jenny!

Jenny _S said:
OMG. I love it. LMAO :)

But you see what's happening again? Everyone on the internet has had some good and bad experiences. But it seems to me the preference is really skin to skin, moaning and groaning, mixing bodily fluids and so on.

Jenny is an assumed name. I chatted several years ago as Jenny_Slug. Most nasty, ugly hag on the internet. It's also a joke. The Slug is the adopted Offical State Animal in Oregon.

You are quite an interesting young lady, Sultry. Read your PM. You might find something to give you a cheery thought or two ;)


Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
The Banana Slug is the Oregon State Bird...LOL!
 
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alwaysawake said:
The Banana Slug is the Oregon State Bird...LOL!

Yes... hahahaha... so it is. And the Oregon State Beaver is the most sought after pelt in the world.. hahahaha


Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Putting my hand up...I'm next.

Jenny _S said:
I agree Tendril, Dear
Livve is worse than Yahoo. You can't even turn your cam off so I cover it. PalTalk has, at your option, both broadcast which you can do in the rooms if you chose or one on one in private. And of course, NetMeeting is only one on one or up to six if you invite them to join (I can never get the damn thing to work right!).

mmmmm I bet you look so cute on cam too :p

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:

She does look a treat my lady stand by me :)
 
Good morning ladies and gents
Sultry you are a beauty a very nice picture indeed
Tendril I see you look lovely as usual
Jenny I hope you are well duck I do love popping in here although I'm calling in more and more often :D

Hospital today :( sigh tis getting a chore, I'll be back as the saying goes :)
 
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Bachlum Chaam said:
She does look a treat my lady stand by me :)

<blush>

MrChaam darling you'll have people talking.
 
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Jenny _S said:
Well thank you, Bill :)

I don't think anyone every died of a good hard on. :)
And Sultry is a sweetheart, as is Mac and Tendril and sub and BC and all the people who come to visit. This has turned into a nice group of people. Welcome to the group, Bill. Don't see you often, but you always have something interesting to contribute. ;)

And yes. On Line sex really has many drawbacks that person to person intimacy overcomes. But then for a quick wank and a little squishy... :D

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:


Awww -- thank YOU, Jenny! This is a nice group.

And I'm usually game for a quick wank -- :p

NOW, it's off to bed!
 
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tendril said:
<blush>

MrChaam darling you'll have people talking.

Good point my lady, may I stress we were both clothed :D
 
Good Morning, my friend

Bachlum Chaam said:
Good morning ladies and gents
Sultry you are a beauty a very nice picture indeed
Tendril I see you look lovely as usual
Jenny I hope you are well duck I do love popping in here although I'm calling in more and more often :D

Hospital today :( sigh tis getting a chore, I'll be back as the saying goes :)

Good to see you again, BC. And what's this about hospital? Not a sex change I hope. And you know you're comments are always welcome here, my friend. :rose:


Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
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Bill in Cincy said:
Awww -- thank YOU, Jenny! This is a nice group.

And I'm usually game for a quick wank -- :p

NOW, it's off to bed!

Aww Bill,
I certainly hope that any on line wanks will be posted here for all to share.:D

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
Re: Good Morning, my friend

Jenny _S said:
Good to see you again, BC. And what's this about hospital? Not a sex change I hope. And you know you're comments are always welcome here, my friend. :rose:


Jenny :kiss: :kiss:

No my lady I am not into transgender anything thank you.Tis ones heart turning to shite instead :)
 
Good Morning, Dear

Tendril, my dear

It is always so good to see your breasts... I mean face.. on the thread. Good Morning, Dear Heart.

Now... another day begins. So...

I started doing Cam sex using NetMeeting. There are some features of that software that I rather like such as the fact that the sound comes from your MSN messenger and it is two way like a telephone rather than "you talk... press mic key... I talk... etc". But there seems to be some problem with the damn thing and it has a proclivity for dropping your chat just about the time you orgasm is welling up and things are getting really good. That leaves you unfulfilled with a wet spot on your chair :(

Damn

Jenny :kiss: :kiss:
 
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