"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[Mei5ter]

YMBTGFMI you have a healthy relationship with the ignore feature

If Ignore existed IRL, therapists would be out of a job.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you refuse to consider ordering breakfast for lunch. Or dinner.

 

[cole4258]

YMBTGFMI you dislike leather

 

[Bry1313]

YMBTGFMI you have standards

 

[LadyLascivious1]

YMBTGFMI your bedroom doesn’t look like a tornado went through it after you finish packing for a long trip.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

....oh yeah, this absolutely doesn't apply to me.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

No one is too good for me

Game recognizes game.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI the coffee you make at home is just as good as the coffee shop coffee

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you never sit at the restaurant and fold straw wrappers back and forth over each other to make a little paper spring. (It's just for the kids, of course. I'm way too mature to just be amusing myself.)

 

[RosewoodTulip]

YMBTGFMI you know what all of the spare cables and chargers in your home are for

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you always match up your socks

 

[hairball18]

There is no if.

 

[JackKingOff]

YMBTGFMIY are able to keep a spotless house at all times

 

[MrsPassion]

YMBTGFMIY: manage to remember to feed yourself three square meals a day

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you don't have fast food receipts and/or coupons in your car. (If they're expired, we may be soulmates)

 

[MindYaBitness]

YMBTGFMI you don't have fast food receipts and/or coupons in your car. (If they're expired, we may be soulmates)

Well hello there, Soulmate

YMBTGFMI if you understand any kind of sport

 

[Azuldrgon]

If you have more obscure pop culture references in your mind than I do and you're super gorgeous.

 

[LustyScribe]

Well hello there, Soulmate

YMBTGFMI if you understand any kind of sport

I fell in love with hockey YEARS ago. Still don't understand ANY of the rules! People skate, run into walls and each other brutally, and they fight. What else do I need to know??

 

[luckylegsat60]

YMBTGFM if you balance your checkbook on a regular basis.

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFM if you balance your checkbook on a regular basis.

YMBTGFM if you have a checkbook.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

YMBTGFM if you don't meme.

 

[Gamine67]

TMBTGFM if you leave coupons instead of cash in the tip jar.

 

[JackKingOff]

YMBTGFMIY know how to effectively save money by using coupons and know all the Goodwill sales

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you *always* remember to take your water bottle everywhere with you, so you never, ever buy small bottles of water. Ugh.

 

[Anastasia1999]

YMBTGFMI you iron your knickers to have more room in your closet