You're a burglar...

[Zephreck]

Their electricity.....

 

[Trubbycat]

Their last shred of dignity

 

[FlyingThruLife]

I am taking three extra hangers out of their closet, and leaving the extra chlorine on the floor.

 

[CreekyBonz]

Ignition keys for the snowblower.

 

[Photog1rl]

All the coffee and tea from their house

 

[13Fantasies]

Springs from all of the ball-point pens

 

[UnquietDreams]

All the coffee and tea from their house

"Mildly annoy," not "fucking kill them."

 

[UnquietDreams]

The laces from all the left shoes.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The knobs on the stove are now mine!

*sneaks out the back door*

 

[FlyingThruLife]

The knobs on the stove are now mine!

*sneaks out the back door*

This hits way too close to home. When the movers were moving my stove, they broke one of the knobs off. Only having three knobs drives me absolutely nuts

 

[barefootgirl69]

This hits way too close to home. When the movers were moving my stove, they broke one of the knobs off. Only having three knobs drives me absolutely nuts

I have all four, but one is broken and just spins.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

I have all four, but one is broken and just spins.

She gets it!!!

 

[Photog1rl]

Half the stuffing in their pillows.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tubes from the toilet paper rolls.

 

[Coyote100]

One sock from each pair l found.

 

[Great_Scot]

I've put old batteries in all the smoke alarms so they beep constantly.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I would take all of the spoons.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

1 piece from each jigsaw puzzle.
1 brick from each Lego set.
1 card from each deck of playing cards.

 

[Great_Scot]

1 piece from each jigsaw puzzle.
1 brick from each Lego set.
1 card from each deck of playing cards.

That's just, evil.

 

[Trubbycat]

Block all the tv channels

 

[AlexBailey]

the first day I’d replace all of the light bulbs with ones of slightly lower wattage. The next day I’d replace them with ones of half the wattage. The next day I’d replace them with 1/4 the wattage. The next day I’d replace them with night lights.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The 8 and 10mm sockets from the ratchet sets.

 

[Great_Scot]

The 8 and 10mm sockets from the ratchet sets.

They were missing already.

 

[UnquietDreams]

They were missing already.

Because I was there.

 

[Great_Scot]

Because I was there.

Sneaky