You're a burglar...

[English_guy_bkk]

The springs that keep the remote control batteries working

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Steal the insulating liner from Grandma's oven mitts

 

[SassyPixiedust]

The lids to 4 storage containers, 2 bananas, a jar of peanut butter, all the toothbrushes I can find.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking the shower head and all the washcloths.

 

[fsa52]

I’m taking all the phone chargers.

 

[Guido414]

I’m taking all the phone chargers.

We said MILDLY aggravates… that would make me homicidal!

 

[fsa52]

We said MILDLY aggravates… that would make me homicidal!

Ok, I’ll leave one for the whole family to share.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Taking the safety rails from the balcony

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m taking the batteries out of all the electronic devices

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Taking all the left side shoes..let them walk in circles

 

[GhostOfFAS]

All but one coffee mug.

 

[Leigh81]

All their toilet paper

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Tape ends of all phone chargers.

 

[barefootgirl69]

All the wands from the blinds so they can't open them.

 

[JKL123]

All the light bulbs

And the last can of Who Hash

 

[Trubbycat]

All the clean underwear.

 

[ydahecnot]

Every other egg

 

[barefootgirl69]

The Keurig cups. Every last one of them.

 

[enbiji]

Nothing. Just break in and leave them wondering what's missing

 

[orangecurious]

loosen the screws on the door hinges. just enough so they wobble and don't quite close properly

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Steal the kids TikTok accounts, let them play charades

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Steal the 1 meter of grass let the kids play in the mud

 

[barefootgirl69]

Taking the bath mats.

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m taking the chargers for the sex toys

 

[barefootgirl69]

I’m taking the chargers for the sex toys

Diabolical!