You're a burglar...

[Shymidwestgirl]

All of the leftover container’s lids. Can never find the ones that fit each other anyway.

 

[Girly_girl]

All of the coffee

 

[ImpishSeraph]

All of the remotes in the house even aps if they are on there.

 

[UnquietDreams]

All of the leftover container’s lids. Can never find the ones that fit each other anyway.

Oh, you've been to my place then!

 

[UnquietDreams]

All of the coffee

You seriously underestimate the need for coffee. This is supposed to be an annoyance, not murder.

Now stealing the coffee filters on the other hand...

 

[AlexBailey]

I’d reverse the wires in their thermostat so the HVAC system heated and cooled with reverse logic.

 

[Girly_girl]

You seriously underestimate the need for coffee. This is supposed to be an annoyance, not murder.

Now stealing the coffee filters on the other hand...

I don’t underestimate it at all, perhaps the person I’m burglarizing pissed me off.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t underestimate it at all, perhaps the person I’m burglarizing pissed me off.

Remind me not to piss you off.

 

[Great_Scot]

Remind me not to piss you off.

This.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’d change the passwords on their WiFi and all of their streaming services.

 

[barefootgirl69]

@AlexBailey I don't know if I should be scared or in awe of your genius.

 

[CreekyBonz]

Half an inch off the bottom of one leg of each every chair.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’d remove/steal all the plug sockets in the house

 

[UnquietDreams]

The spring that holds the sleeve on the instant read thermometer.

 

[J_Bone]

All the toilet seats

 

[13Fantasies]

The clasps for all the necklaces and bracelets

 

[barefootgirl69]

All the fitted sheets.

 

[UnquietDreams]

All the adjustable tips from their spray bottles.

 

[trinething1ns]

All the caps off their chapsticks.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

All the fitted sheets.

(are they 100% cotton)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

All the paper towels and paper napkins

 

[Lady_Libra_]

The tv remote

 

[EbersMoll]

The batteries out of all the remote controls

 

[AlexBailey]

All the fitted sheets.

I’d replace them all with one size smaller.

 

[Cat]

All the graphite in the pencils.