You're a burglar...

[Photog1rl]

Diabolical!

I mean, the rumor is that I’m a bitch so…this tracks

 

[barefootgirl69]

The handle to the fridge.

 

[Btq97]

The can opener

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Just a note saying "you'll NEVER figure out what I took" though I took nothing...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Power plug to wifi router.

 

[Lmizzler]

Their coffee maker

 

[bobb_sledd]

The key for winding the coocoo clock.

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Thier shoelaces

 

[Mrtenant]

Glue down all the toilet seat lids

 

[Yesok1]

Bottles of red wine!

 

[Kittycity]

Pens.. I have a subconscious desire for pens and accumulate far too many that I don't need or use

 

[Cat]

All the trouser buttons.

 

[13Fantasies]

The strings that turn ceiling fans off and on

 

[RideFl71]

One sock from every pair.

 

[kenbrack]

All the remotes

 

[Cwtchseeker]

All the plugs

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

All the forks

…and don’t come to me with your sob stories about not being able to cut your steak with a knife and spoon, cuz I don’t give a fork

 

[Alexhd1202]

All the remotes

How about one battery from each remote?

 

[Alexhd1202]

The lids of their tupperware

 

[Trubbycat]

Every password on every device

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Every single bag clip from the kitchen. Hope you like stale chips and stale cereal!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The last page from each chapter of the book they're reading.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

The sermon he's been working on.

 

[Skippertyrell]

I would take all of the lightbulbs....

But....

I would d replace them with bulbs that have 1 day left, 2 days left, 3 days left, etc so that they would be replacing bulbs at regular intervals for the next few days at least, depending on how often they use the lights

 

[deft]

The holes from the doughnuts.