You're a burglar...

[jeff_is_smiling]

Taking the spare kitty litter bag after moving the litter box to underneath the guest bed...

 

[mickyp123]

Coolant from the air conditioner units

 

[Curious_2]

Mildly... frustrating...

But not something... Well, one piece of the jigsaw puzzle... That is clever!! And a bit cruel

And dangerous.Grrrr

 

[AlexBailey]

When I was little and feeling spiteful to my big sister who was always reading several different books I’d pull her bookmarks out of whatever pages she was on.

 

[AlexBailey]

One sock from each of their patterned socks will be hidden in the top corner of the storage room or behind the hot water tank. I will possibly place a dirty sock in the bathroom vent.

What would you ask for ransom?

 

[summer_reine]

What would you ask for ransom?

For a slice of really good cheesecake I might be convinced to tell them the location

 

[summer_reine]

When I was little and feeling spiteful to my big sister who was always reading several different books I’d pull her bookmarks out of whatever pages she was on.

That's just pure evil!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

All the spoons from the silverware drawer... I'll leave the forks and knives though

 

[AlexBailey]

I’d dull the kitchen knives and steal the knife sharpener.

 

[Strixaluco]

The handwritten recipes. I might hide them between the old encyclopaedias where nobody looks for them.

 

[Strixaluco]

I'd scratch the markings off the measuring cups.

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Coolant from the air conditioner units

That's diabolical

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

All the clocks, watches, and any devices that tell time.

 

[Strixaluco]

I bet somebody has already stolen all the cords

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

The Ethernet cord that plugs their Wi-Fi router into the wall

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm going to take the house key from the keychain and lock the door between the garage and house, too.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’ll take one pad off each chair and table leg so they all wobble.

 

[EbersMoll]

All of the left socks!

Oh wait that happens anyway…

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm stealing all but the last sheet on the toilet paper roll without replacing it.

 

[summer_reine]

I'm going to take all the key rings and leave the keys on a plate in the fridge

 

[MiaBabe23]

All shoe laces, buckles etc, then put them and the resident’s favorite coffee/ tea/ juice etc on a stool a few meters outside

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm stealing all your coasters right before you have a big party. HA!

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m going to find their stash of sex toys and hide them all over the house like the Easter Bunny hiding eggs, I’d even add a few new things to their collection.

Then I’d leave a note telling them what I did and say “Have fun!”

 

[trinething1ns]

All their USB charging cords, especially if they’re proprietary.

 

[barefootgirl69]

All the lighters so they can't light candles.