You're a burglar...

[summer_reine]

All the lighters so they can't light candles.

As a smoker.... This.... I can't explain the evil especially if it's done while I'm asleep

 

[Strixaluco]

The handle of every shower, leaving just the hoses hanging.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

The washers out of all the taps

 

[cascadiabound]

All the brooms, mops and vacuum cleaners

 

[ccs29745]

One foot or leg off each piece of furniture

 

[Trubbycat]

Everybody's left shoes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

A quarter of an inch off of one leg for each dinner table chair.

 

[Thebrowneye]

Toothbrushes....what else!

 

[Trubbycat]

A quarter of an inch off of one leg for each dinner table chair.

Too easy. An eighth will drive them insane.

 

[trinething1ns]

All of the hinge pins from the doors. But only the interior doors.

 

[trinething1ns]

Then all the screws from the interior doorknobs.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have burgled that little collection of doodads hanging from your rear view mirror!
Bwah ha ha ha haaa! *twirls evil moustache*

 

[UnquietDreams]

All the clips from the bags of bread.

 

[VerbalRK]

Not sure if anyone took them already or not, but - phone chargers! All of them!!! And the microwave.

 

[summer_reine]

I have burgled that little collection of doodads hanging from your rear view mirror!
Bwah ha ha ha haaa! *twirls evil moustache*

Nooooooooooo my identity is lost!

 

[summer_reine]

Okay.. evil unhinged.. I have changed every single lightbulb in your house to 50 watts less.

 

[VerbalRK]

Okay.. evil unhinged.. I have changed every single lightbulb in your house to 50 watts less.

That is truly evil!

 

[TXRafe]

Okay.. evil unhinged.. I have changed every single lightbulb in your house to 50 watts less.

thank you, it was way too bright in here anyway...

i have removed the space bar and enter keys from every keyboard, physical or digital...

 

[VerbalRK]

TV remote controls!

 

[summer_reine]

thank you, it was way too bright in here anyway...

i have removed the space bar and enter keys from every keyboard, physical or digital...

Ihavebeenunseatedyouarethetrueevil

 

[Strixaluco]

Okay.. evil unhinged.. I have changed every single lightbulb in your house to 50 watts less.

How did you find negative watts?
(Traditional bulbs have been forbidden here, energy saving bulbs and led bulbs are typically 7-12 watts... I switched to energy saving already 25 years ago.)

 

[EctoJohn]

I have stolen all your remotes. Let's see you get up to change the channel now!

 

[summer_reine]

How did you find negative watts?
(Traditional bulbs have been forbidden here, energy saving bulbs and led bulbs are typically 7-12 watts... I switched to energy saving already 25 years ago.)

I'm from an archaic land of fossil fuel dependency.. I curse you with flickering faltering LEDs!

 

[summer_reine]

I have stolen all your remotes. Let's see you get up to change the channel now!

Ohhh noooooo I have to stand up and switch the dial.. wait.. how do you switch between Netflix shows with just the buttons on the TV?! Craaap.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am a burglar and I will steal your scented candles.