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...and the punch line
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn.
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The silly war, or you're welcome for the new car?SkylineBlue said:
What color?
well i won't say thanks until i have keys in hand for new car ... i'm not sure i care about the color so much as the make and model. preferably something without a running board, something hybrid with working A/C and a large trunk. that doesn't seem like too much to ask does it?
i just moved to miami and my mom laughingly told me i should get a friend to write "steal me" in the dust ... maybe someone will! it is miami after all and so much more useful then someone writing on it "wash me"
i just moved to miami and my mom laughingly told me i should get a friend to write "steal me" in the dust ... maybe someone will! it is miami after all and so much more useful then someone writing on it "wash me"
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~ Emmeline ~ said:Butter and salt is the key for making plain grits taste good.
I have an awesome recipe for a cheddar & garlic grits casserole. You'd never even guess that it had grits in it.
Try some crumbled bacon (real bacon not that crappy vegehoosian stuff) and a little shredded sharp cheddar.
Mmmmmmmmmmm
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Shit kickers------check
Big belt buckle-----check
Nascar t-shirt-------check check and when I get back from the race next weekend----check check check
Guns---check
From the south-------nope never been over the rockie mountains
But do I know how to have a good time----check
Scarlett
PS...I forgot my truck.-----check
Big belt buckle-----check
Nascar t-shirt-------check check and when I get back from the race next weekend----check check check
Guns---check
From the south-------nope never been over the rockie mountains
But do I know how to have a good time----check
Scarlett
PS...I forgot my truck.-----check
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What the hell is vegehoosian?EKVITKAR said:
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You know.........Vegetarian.....
That aboriginal word that means "bad hunter"
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Oh ... i thought that was "starved."EKVITKAR said:
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile," says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Bubba, the redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile," says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Bubba, the redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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AngelicAssassin said:
Well damn, I think I went to school with this fella.
Can't believe I missed this thread. Another GRITS checkin in. Born and raised in Alabama. Have lived all my life in the south except for those 18 months that Uncle Sam made us move to Wisconsin.
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Things Rednecks Will Never Say
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
Wrestling's fake.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my gut is too big?
I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
Honey, we don't need another dog.
Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
Wrestling's fake.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my gut is too big?
I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
Honey, we don't need another dog.
Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
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