Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Shenanigans90]

Would you like to see my dungeon?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Had anyone ever told you that you look like Servalan, the villain from the 1970s British science fiction space opera Blake's 7? Specifically in episode 5 of series B entitled Pressure Point, where she seeks revenge on her former mentor turned freedom fighter Kasabi played by actress Jane Sherwin who also played Lady Jennifer Buckingham in the 1969 Doctor Who epic The War Games which was Patrick Troughton's final story playing the Doctor...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Would you like to see my dungeon?

I mean … yeah

((Gathers his dice))

 

[MindYaBitness]

Would you like to see my dungeon?

does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Can I floss with your pubic hair?

Yes, I let one grow out just for you, here lemme show you...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

does this wrag smell like chloroform?

I head that chloroform doesn’t have a …

…

 

[barefootgirl69]

You remind me of that main character in that book I read in March. Let me look it up on my Goodreads app, so I can tell you the title. Maybe we should read it together.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

@Tigobitties98 Does this chloroform smell like rag?

 

[orangecurious]

You remind me of that main character in that book I read in March. Let me look it up on my Goodreads app, so I can tell you the title. Maybe we should read it together.

*swoons*

 

[AlwaysDancing]

… and when I tug my butt cheek like this, hold my thumb in ear like this and stand on one leg, I look exactly like an ostrich dodging a bullet matrix style.

You see it, right?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Had anyone ever told you that you look like Servalan, the villain from the 1970s British science fiction space opera Blake's 7? Specifically in episode 5 of series B entitled Pressure Point, where she seeks revenge on her former mentor turned freedom fighter Kasabi played by actress Jane Sherwin who also played Lady Jennifer Buckingham in the 1969 Doctor Who epic The War Games which was Patrick Troughton's final story playing the Doctor...

You're really hot when you're pretending to not be nerdy.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don't understand why no one is snacking, I love kool-aid and kraft singles....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Look … a book of dad jokes. Let’s stop making out and read it.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Yes, I let one grow out just for you, here lemme show you...

*Slowly unwinds the pube from around her thigh, it's then you realize those aren't fishnet stockings at all*

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait, let me get my glasses so I can hear you!

 

[Kittycity]

Who's your gynaecologist? So I can go lick his gloves later

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do you think the oysters smell like motor oil?

 

[Sunlover101]

I want you. I need you. I gotta have you.
Fancy a fuck?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is that friends with benefits or benefits for friends?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do I know your dad?

 

[subdudeme13]

He is someone you can't forget. Like me!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don't know, do you know my Dad?

 

[subdudeme13]

I'd like to know you

 

[dawn_of_night]

No thanks, I already know me and I'm not interested

 

[subdudeme13]

What's your name again?