Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[TomTeacher19]

Thirsty huh?

I have something for you to drink!

It's my own creation mixing milk, ginger ale, vodka, and siracha.

It goes great with saltine crackers and green beans, which I made for you and brought in this Tupperware.

 

[crazychemgirl]

*gets cell number from crush

*immediately texts weird gifs of running dicks

IYKYK

 

[Shenanigans90]

Wanna go back to my place for a romantic dinner for two? Much smoother way of asking her to 69.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wanna see a trick? ((Takes off shirt and shuts off lights)) I’m so pasty white, we don’t need the lights on!!! Cool, right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna go back to my place for a romantic dinner for two? Much smoother way of asking her to 69.

Wanna shenanibang?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wanna see a trick? ((Takes off shirt and shuts off lights)) I’m so pasty white, we don’t need the lights on!!! Cool, right?

Try "Hey, my friends call me glow stick. Wanna know why?" They'll be falling at your feet.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Wanna shenanibang?

Yes, I heard you had a home remedy for my swollen joint.

 

[BellaBestia]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[Bry1313]

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy……but come on bang me.

 

[Zensual_mind]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Is your Bell missing a hammer?

 

[deft]

Is your Bell missing a hammer?

Mind if I zit next to you? You look zo zexy. Let’s zhoot the breeze.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

OK you start masturbating and I’ll solve this rubix cube. Let’s see who finishes first.

Oh this is going to be so good. Almost there. Almost there.

 

[Bry1313]

Hey, would you like to go out to eat sometime……and by eat I mean I just bury my face between your legs

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who’s your daddy.

 

[TomTeacher19]

I know how to say "love you long time" in eight different languages, including Klingon. Make me prove it.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Check this out! I post on a forum on how not to flirt but really I just tell true stories. You’re gonna love it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nice tits.

I mean… nice ass.


I mean… nice legs.


Fucking god damnit …

I like your brain.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Nice tits.

I mean… nice ass.


I mean… nice legs.


Fucking god damnit …

I like your brain.

You … you like my brain? What the fuck is wrong with you?!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You … you like my brain? What the fuck is wrong with you?!

What can I say … I’m into all things dark and disturbed.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s totally not because of cannibalism

 

[AlwaysDancing]

What can I say … I’m into all things dark and disturbed.

Well … nobody’s perfect

 

[TomTeacher19]

This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friend
I'm going to sing it until you have sex with me
I have no plans so I can do it for eternity

This is the song that never ends.....

 

[TheMrBurns]

Well, aren't you a tall glass of water.
*Pokes you in the forehead with a straw*

 

[AlwaysDancing]

This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friend
I'm going to sing it until you have sex with me
I have no plans so I can do it for eternity

This is the song that never ends.....

Omg you win.

 

[crazychemgirl]

are you into boner lava?