Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Sunlover101]

I'm sure I know your mother.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Let's have you make a subgroup of a religious, political, or philosophical belief system and I will have one too and we'll bring them together because you and I should have SECTS together, baby!

Hardcore Sects.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Uncle Joe?

That’s what she screamed.

 

[lavendersilk]

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you give me the name of your plastic surgeon?

 

[Wand3rlust]

So, er... would you like to come back to mine?

I've got hawaiian pizza, and some boxed wine, and we can watch something... niche together....

I've got the whole of the Golden Girls....

 

[TheMrBurns]

I've got the whole of the Golden Girls....

It took a lot of late night digging but it was worth it.
*I'm going to Hell for this one but I thought of a worse one that I'm keeping to myself*

 

[Wand3rlust]

It took a lot of late night digging but it was worth it.
*I'm going to Hell for this one but I thought of a worse one that I'm keeping to myself*

I've got a warped sense of humour and a twisted mind

@TheMrBurns *hold my beer*

 

[TheMrBurns]

Hey Baby, are you a spy? 'Cause you'd be great under...
*Your last words are cut short. Your breath catches in your throat. You can't breathe. Your eyes widden in horror as you look down at your chest. You never even felt the stiletto's blade slip between your ribs and slice into your heart. She whispers something hurriedly into her wrist. And just that quickly, she walks away through the crowded bar, taking both her knife and your life with her.*

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey Baby, are you a spy? 'Cause you'd be great under...
*Your last words are cut short. Your breath catches in your throat. You can't breathe. Your eyes widden in horror as you look down at your chest. You never even felt the stiletto's blade slip between your ribs and slice into your heart. She whispers something hurriedly into her wrist. And just that quickly, she walks away through the crowded bar, taking both her knife and your life with her.*

*blinks*

 

[TheMrBurns]

*blinks*

-Hey baby, I'd do anything for you.
-Kill a thread for me!
-Say no more

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hey baby, I'm your telephone man.
Just tell me where you want it and I'll put it where I can.

*ahem*

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man and I'm here to ring your bell. *winks with both eyes*

 

[NeonSubtlety]

You just make me feel safe; you look like all my step mothers.

 

[Taegul]

Hey, wanna come back to my place and browse my photo albums of ex-girlfriends? I have them alphabetized and everything!

 

[Amanda330]

Hey, wanna come back to my place and browse my photo albums of ex-girlfriends? I have them alphabetized and everything!

Can we call one of them to join us tonight? I get to pick though. I've always wanted to be with a woman... You don't mind if you're left out, right? You can watch.

 

[Booboobear84]

We're the phone company, we don't care, we don't have to care, snort snort (you have to be an American of a certain age).

 

[Taegul]

Can we call one of them to join us tonight? I get to pick though. I've always wanted to be with a woman... You mind mind if you're left out, right? You can watch.

I'm strangely ok with that. Me and my camera, that is.

 

[Bry1313]

Hey girl, how about we go to my place…….and clean…..yeah, you like it clean…..don’t you.

 

[TomTeacher19]

All my ex girlfriends dumped me because I was too good in bed and gave them too many gifts and made them feel too special and said I was too good of a dancer and a cook and a masseuse, but mostly they said I was too honest and never exaggerated and was too humble. But maybe you're the girl for me?

 

[crazychemgirl]

If I said you had nice tits would you hold them against me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

If I said you had nice tits would you hold them against me?

Oh how I wished that worked

 

[Poetdontknowit]

So, why don't we go back to my place and you can make a man out of me. Then we can eat pizza with pineapple on it. Pineapple is meant to be on pizza. IT'S MEANT TO DAMNIT! I mean... baby....

 

[Amanda330]

So much to unpack here.

Why don't you sit on the couch and start at the beginning... Let me get my notepad. And some tissues.

 

[SlyderInside]

So much to unpack here.

Why don't you sit on the couch and start at the beginning... Let me get my notepad. And some tissues.

I bet I know what those tissues are for *eyebrow waggle*

 

[Polranny]

What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?.