Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

Take two lefts and a right at the crooked gap

Then you’ll be at my butt.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Did you date my mum?

 

[TheMrBurns]

Hey baby, I'm a mathematician and I'd love to give you a cream 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197...
*At first you laugh, impressed at his amazing memory but as the numbers keep coming, as his eyes, unblinking, bore into your very soul, as the world around you erases and only the constant, infinite stream of numbers remains, you realize, you've entered the Twilight Zone.*

 

[TomTeacher19]

You look so much better in person than the pictures that PI I paid took of you.

And don't even get me started on how much better your voice is than it sounds where I put those bugs

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you have a dog?

Cuz I wanna be your pet.

 

[Taegul]

I'm still running for president in 2024 and I need a running mate. Think you can put the "vice" in vice-president?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm still running for president in 2024 and I need a running mate. Think you can put the "vice" in vice-president?

Does this cigar smell funny to you?

 

[Grant55]

Like my moves?

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

Do you like surprises?

 

[curious_slut]

My lips are like Skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hey baby, I heard your lips are like skittles...

No, not those lips.....

 

[Shenanigans90]

My friends told me ugly women are better in bed. Wanna dance?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

 

[Shenanigans90]

My lips are like Skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

I don’t know where you are hanging out but that would totally work for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna be my dirty sock bitch ?

 

[Apisto42]

Wanna be my dirty sock bitch ?

Wanna get pegged?

 

[TheMrBurns]

Hey baby, I heard your lips are like skittles...

No, not those lips.....

*Removes her turban and turns to reveal the face of Voldermort puckered up and ready for you*

 

[Shenanigans90]

Did you date my mum?

No but we did bang in your bed twice.

 

[Wand3rlust]

No but we did bang in your bed twice.

Uncle Joe?

 

[Apisto42]

Uncle Joe?

Wanna get a bottle and discuss the new PM?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wanna get a bottle and discuss the new PM?

Rishi?

 

[Apisto42]

Rishi?

Ah, I see you’ve already finished a few bottles…

 

[Shenanigans90]

Excuse me, could you wear this collar for a minute? I know you’ve read the Cinderella story, this is my version of the glass slipper.

 

[subdudeme13]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

That is extremely competent!

 

[TomTeacher19]

Let's have you make a subgroup of a religious, political, or philosophical belief system and I will have one too and we'll bring them together because you and I should have SECTS together, baby!