Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[SmokingFap]

Wanna see my rash? Don't worry, I'm pretty sure it's not contagious.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Hey baby I think I have the same rash...

 

[deft]

Let’s get together and make some rash decisions…

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

You must be picking up on my signals because you are a dish!

 

[Nicefella]

My mom packed us some sandwiches.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I noticed you from across the bar and I like your vibe... Could I borrow it to use on that woman over there?

 

[magellans_demon]

I'm not Rapunzel but I'll let you pull my hair while you get into my tower

 

[deft]

I'm not Rapunzel but I'll let you pull my hair while you get into my tower

Wanna touch my Rumpelstiltskin?

 

[orangecurious]

*stares, trying to not look like a maniac and failing*

 

[magellans_demon]

Wanna touch my Rumpelstiltskin?

If it wants to be close to my red riding hood...

 

[deft]

If it wants to be close to my red riding hood...

No Sleeping tonight, Beauty!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Your Prince has come, that's what that smell you're trying to identify is.

 

[Wand3rlust]

How odd. You smell mostly of off milk and moth balls.

That's my favourite scent.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

I'm a trifle deaf, can you widen your legs so I can lip read!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Do you want to go out again? Thanks for understanding my waiting till I get married.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Are you hungry?

Do want my tuna canoe?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Are you hungry?

Do want my tuna canoe?

Oh thank Jod, I was concerned for your health when I smelled fish

 

[saintcero]

I have Tuna Helper for anyone that needs/wants it

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Is that a banana in your pocket? Can I peel it?

 

[Biggalute]

If I make a spice joke will you let me cumin you

 

[saintcero]

Is that a banana in your pocket? Can I peel it?

I like to think of it as a plantain. Will peeling it hurt? Sure hope so!

 

[RachelWalsh]

I like to think of it as a plantain. Will peeling it hurt? Sure hope so!

It's Rachel. Come here often? Lol

 

[saintcero]

If I make a spice joke will you let me cumin you

oregaNO, but if you have some ginger we can talk about it

It's Rachel. Come here often? Lol

hi LMR. I come and go. Often.

 

[RachelWalsh]

oregaNO, but if you have some ginger we can talk about it

hi LMR. I come and go. Often.

LMR sounds cute actually. Lol

 

[saintcero]

LMR sounds cute actually. Lol

Cuteness suits you. You can be LMR or Rachel. Which is your preference