Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[orangecurious]

yeah, bananas, they are really a berry... true! most of the edible ones are hybrids of two main species to make them seedless. fascinating, huh?

huh?

 

[SmokingFap]

I'd love to take you out to dinner sometime. By the way, what are your thoughts on timeshares?

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Shall we have Chinese?

You can Chow Mei Fu Fu.

 

[SmokingFap]

Shall we have Chinese?

You can Chow Mei Fu Fu.

I was hoping we'd share a Poo-Poo platter. Wait, don't go! It's not what you think!

 

[TheMrBurns]

That based Ohio GYAT got me all skibidi in my sigma rizz, baby!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

My mom packed us some sandwiches.

Mom!!!! The meatloaf!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Mom!!!! The meatloaf!!!

*Sees their username, puts on a tutu and attempts to do a series of fouetté turns*

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Are you ovulating? Because I'm looking to get œuf

 

[SmokingFap]

Pardon me, but your kitty looks a bit lonely. Do you mind if I pet it?

 

[lavendersilk]

*Sees their username, puts on a tutu and attempts to do a series of fouetté turns*
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Girl, are you looking to be the change in the world? Because you look like a dime.

 

[drobert44]

Girl, are you looking to be the change in the world? Because you look like a dime.

Wow, so classy!

 

[XShadynzX]

Wow, so classy!

Hey baby, wanna come "Down Under?"

 

[TheMrBurns]

*Sees their username, puts on a tutu and attempts to do a series of fouetté turns*
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You know chérie, fouetté is a lovely French word... and as Molière said: "je veux te fouetter les fesses recouvertes de crème fouettée."

 

[drobert44]

Hey baby, wanna come "Down Under?"

Uh, I usually cum in my panties here! What a sex life!

 

[drobert44]

I do have a date in Oct. with my married granny in Kansas...........

 

[TheMrBurns]

Hey baby, if I show you my pokeballs will you let me picatchu cloyster? Maybe get that pretty meowth on my cubone while I lickitung until we both squirtle

 

[lavendersilk]

Hey baby, if I show you my pokeballs will you let me picatchu cloyster? Maybe get that pretty meowth on my cubone while I lickitung until we both squirtle

I just got my test results back. Wanna catch 'em all?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is your dick curved or straight?

Wanna show me?

 

[pantyboidoe]

Is your dick curved or straight?

Wanna show me?

Did the headlights go out or are they just not perky?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I totally wanna bang … do you wanna bang. Let’s bang bang.

 

[SmokingFap]

Don't you just love the Smurfs? Wanna see my collection? Smurfette is actually the reason I started puberty so early.

 

[Taegul]

I totally wanna bang … do you wanna bang. Let’s bang bang.

It's not really a "bang". More like Rice Krispies...

 

[Qky75]

It's not really a "bang". More like Rice Krispies...

They make a creme for that. I'm sure you could get creative

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I know about a really cool library next to the greatest boutique bookstore and it has cats too!

 

[lavendersilk]

I totally wanna bang … do you wanna bang. Let’s bang bang.

She-bangs, she-bangs! Yes, I want you to cut my hair to look like Ricky's in that music video.