Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Shenanigans90]

I’ll pay your tab if you bring your panties back from the restroom and lay them on the bar.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ll pay your tab if you bring me your panties back from the restroom and lay them on the bar.

This would work on me

 

[Great_Scot]

I’ll pay your tab if you bring me your panties back from the restroom and lay them on the bar.

Do boxers count too?

 

[TomTeacher19]

Quick! The feds are after my cock and have an all out hunt on for it. I need to hide it somewhere right away.

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm looking for a trophy wife. Do you know anyone who would do better than third place?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’d leave your wife for me IF YOU CARED!!

 

[lavendersilk]

If you are holding hers, who's going to hold yours

What size are your hands? A, B, C or D?

 

[Great_Scot]

I'm looking for a trophy wife. Do you know anyone who would do better than third place?

My first wife got a thanks for participating trophy.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Quick! The feds are after my cock and have an all out hunt on for it. I need to hide it somewhere right away.

I once had a meme that said that

 

[Great_Scot]

What size are your hands? A, B, C or D?

E

 

[crazychemgirl]

This would work on me... and 100% of the population.

I’m pretty sure I actually used that line once

 

[MiaBabe23]

Oh you and your wife make a lovely couple. Why don’t we find a room somewhere and… oh, sorry, I meant me and her…

 

[Kittycity]

Quick call heaven coz you sure are gonna show up there tonight

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does this drink taste funky?

I swear it’s not drugged.

 

[Taegul]

Let's roleplay The Oscars. I'll be Will Smith, and your ass will be Chris Rock.

 

[SmokingFap]

I used to work in public relations, but I'm having so much more fun since I dropped that first "L".

 

[TomTeacher19]

Your ex just called me and said you are lousy in bed, but I hate to work off of rumors and prefer empirical evidence.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna join me on discord ?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Looks as if heaven is missing an angel. Well hell’s also missing a devil, shall we recreate purgatory?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wanna join me on discord ?

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Can I get your Insta?

 

[SmokingFap]

I hate Monogamy. I always end up in jail without the 200 bucks.

 

[TomTeacher19]

My dungeons and dragons group needs to replace a member and we were hoping it would be you.

Oh you don't actually have a character. We need to replace Billy's mom who would bring us baked goods and clean up after us and all of us would check out her butt and rack when she would bend over. You in?

 

[Great_Scot]

You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

 

[dawn_of_night]

These curves are dangerous, I hope you have insurance....