Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Kittycity]

I know you're not interested in marriage and kids but anal won't get me pregnant

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Does your prison wallet always blow little kisses?

 

[SmokingFap]

I know you're not interested in marriage and kids but anal won't get me pregnant

Exactly HOW is that incompetent?

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm kind of like the opposite of Captain America.

I can do this all night.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ok ummm so this how I am - bougie, needy, girly, nerdy, scared of sharks, hate sand (sorry no sex on the beach), fan of old cities, and watch reality tv. Oh? The 7 minute speed date is done you didn’t get to talk - sorry……over sharer (when I’m nervous as the poor guy moves on the next chair.)

 

[Kittycity]

Exactly HOW is that incompetent?

Damn getting carried away

 

[Taegul]

I have the entire dictionary tattooed on my pussy.. why don't you come back to mine and I'll put some words in your mouth?

What a coincidence. I have it in braille on my dick. Want to read with your hands?

 

[TheMrBurns]

Ok ummm so this how I am - bougie, needy, girly, nerdy, scared of sharks, hate sand (sorry no sex on the beach), fan of old cities, and watch reality tv. Oh? The 7 minute speed date is done you didn’t get to talk - sorry……over sharer (when I’m nervous as the poor guy moves on the next chair.)

That's okay, I don't like sand either. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
*reaches out and creepily touches your exposed shoulder*

 

[Bry1313]

Do you like your partner, handsome, witty, caring, fun? Please say no because I’m none of those

 

[Amanda330]

Do you like your partner, handsome, witty, caring, fun? Please say no because I’m none of those

It's ok. I can put a paper bag over your head so you don't see my crying with disappointment.

Not my head though because I'm claustrophobic.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

The kid ain't yours.

 

[Taegul]

Dick's Sporting Goods is having a sale on knee pads. Wanna go shopping?

 

[MiChiquita2022]

You're credit card was declined. I got you boo.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Are you hungry? We’re having soup tonight at the homeless shelter.

 

[Amanda330]

Oh, good. I'm starving. I've missed the dinner bell there for the past few days.

Surprised we haven't run into each other already ...

 

[MiChiquita2022]

See what happens when you child support check bounces?

 

[SmokingFap]

Are you hungry? We’re having soup tonight at the homeless shelter.

We have a winner.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

We have a winner.

Pouts and stomps foot - I thought I was the winner! No, I’m not a poor sportsman.

 

[SmokingFap]

I think you're giving me a heart attack. Do you know the new mouth-to-cock resuscitation technique? Just remember to suck, not blow.

 

[SmokingFap]

Pouts and stomps foot - I thought I was the winner! No, I’m not a poor sportsman.

With those tits, I'm pretty sure you're not any kind of man.

Hey-oh! High five, amiright guys?

 

[Bry1313]

I think you're giving me a heart attack. Do you know the new mouth-to-cock resuscitation technique? Just remember to suck, not blow.

That’s not what your mom told me……here let me show you.

 

[MiChiquita2022]

You always smell like dead fish?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You always smell like dead fish?

Only after I dumpster dive behind the fish market for our dinner tonight.

 

[Bry1313]

You always smell like dead fish?

I’ve got my banana right here for you Chiquita

 

[MiChiquita2022]

I’ve got my banana right here for you Chiquita

WTF am I gonna do with lady finger bananas?