Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[SmokingFap]

Chloroform gets a bad rap, don't you think?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Chloroform gets a bad rap, don't you think?

I know, right? So does Rohypnol...how's that custom cocktail taste?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

What size are your hands? A, B, C or D?

Inspired by ^^^^^

You’re gonna need a bigger pair of hands.

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

You driving that dump truck?

If you're picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me.

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm actually looking for a "hotwife" relationship. But in your case, I'll settle for lukewarm.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Chloroform gets a bad rap, don't you think?

I was working with some ether today in the lab …


Wanna know what it smells like… come closer..

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

 

[SmokingFap]

I was working with some ether today in the lab …


Wanna know what it smells like… come closer..

Wow! That actually smells pretty--

 

[crazychemgirl]

I had this dream last night …

So I was in a forest .. and I saw a cougar, but like .. the cougar had the face of Matt Damon.. and it should have been weird, but like.. it wasn’t somehow? And there was a barrel of apples..


Wait .. no.., it gets better!!!

 

[orangecurious]

so.. Ether... John Snow tested it on himself to see how it could be used as anaesthetic! Not only that, he also worked out how cholera spread through London by making a map of the dead people and the water pump handle he had removed is in the Museum Of London... no, not that John Snow, another one. There is a pub in his name near where he lived and where the contaminated pump is. You know about cholera, right?

hello?

 

[SmokingFap]

You have amaaazing breasts. You know what would really accentuate them? This paper bag.

 

[SmokingFap]

I had this dream last night …

So I was in a forest .. and I saw a cougar, but like .. the cougar had the face of Matt Damon.. and it should have been weird, but like.. it wasn’t somehow? And there was a barrel of apples..


Wait .. no.., it gets better!!!

Yeah, um, about that ether...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Have you seen my tongue ring?

 

[SmokingFap]

How do you feel about blind taste tests?

 

[SmokingFap]

Oh, you like role-playing, too? Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. How about you be the turkey and I'll--





(I am not responsible for how you pervs complete that sentence.)

 

[crazychemgirl]

*rolls a D20

I have a +20 to hit … on you

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

You deserve the best..... so here I am.

 

[SmokingFap]

*rolls a D20

I have a +20 to hit … on you

You are such a dork.

 

[Kittycity]

I have the entire dictionary tattooed on my pussy.. why don't you come back to mine and I'll put some words in your mouth?

 

[Qky75]

Honey, what was that thing I said that got me slapped? No no the thing I was going to say to THIS girl..?!?!

 

[SmokingFap]

I still consider myself a virgin, but my sister says that anal counts for men.

 

[Great_Scot]

*rolls a D20

I have a +20 to hit … on you

Love that.

 

[SmokingFap]

Why, yes, I AM a model. If you count the posters at the post office.

 

[Qky75]

Why, yes, I AM a model. If you count the posters at the post office.

I don't like to brag but I happen to be on the list of only 10 people America wants most!

 

[SmokingFap]

I hope you don't mind that I snore. Just wake me up after I've cum.